LoveBugz.Net is a website dedicated to the love of having tiny little parasites living and fucking in your pubes. You have to be a friend of the owner of the website to gain access to his forums, and to even be able to get the maggots, you need to fuck the guy.
What the fuck is this shit?
Apparently, on the FAQ, it states that " A japanese bug scientist bred them special. Into like domesticated social insects. Over a whole lot of generations, he picked out the largest and tamest bugs and bred those for the next generation. Just like a cool dog, after a thousand generations you get a beast that's really friendly."
That's right. They were bred by an AZN for your pube-itching pleasure. And a Japanese person, at that. But not only is it completely normal to have lice on you, it's also a fantastic feeling on your scrotum. They don't bite, but they do eat the dead skin cells off of you. It's natural!
—Bugger, bugs are tiny beautiful things.
— Bugger, wat.
— Bugger, saying that fat people can't have lice.
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