Mackenzie

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MacKenzie (also known as Retarded Skank) is the most accurate representation of typical American 16 year old girl. She became famous on YouTube when her rich-assed father gave her an overpriced car as a birthday gift, which only caused her to bitch and complain about the color. She later made videos talking about how she's such a spoiled fuck that she actually got her father to re-buy a new blue car.


My Birthday Disaster

The video that made this whore famous. After receiving a red Saab as a gift, she proceeds to bitch and whine about how the car's color is red, and "not the one she wanted." She yells at her father and brother, and her outraged MILF mother leaves the scene. The video is only worth watching to see the her hot Chinese friend.


I'm not a spoiled brat!

Later, MacKenzie posts a blog video talking about how horrible her parents are for not getting her exactly what she wanted. She claims that she has to make "all these decisions" to either get rid of all her stuff, or keep the car. If we had the choice, I think we'd agree that it's time to move out, bitch. She also reveals an obvious troll attempt when she says nothing in her red is room.


MacKenzie gets what MacKenzie wants

What does MacKenzie want?

  • NO RED
  • NO GREEN
  • NO YELLOW
  • NO PURPLE
  • NO VIOLET
  • NO BLACK
  • NO WHITE
  • NO BROWN
  • NO GRAY
  • NO CYAN
  • NO THIS
  • NO THAT
  • BLUE ONLY
  • FINAL DESTINATION FAGGOT

A Challenger Appears: Audrey

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