Madisonstar Moon

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Madisonstar Moon is the online handle for one Amanda E. Williams. We suspect she's either a CIA/NWO puppet designed to make conspiracy enthusiasts look bad, or she's basically just a total fucking retard with serious mental health issues. Regardless, she suffers from unwarranted self-importance.

Career

Moon's career is basically hinged around shouting very loudly at the sky, giving the sky the middle finger, and posting totally out-of-context photographs on her Facebook page as "proof' of the chemtrail conspiracy.

Oh and calling people trolls, and claiming The New World Order employs hundreds of people specifically to argue with her. She makes a few dollars from this.

Yep, she's THAT kind of conspiracy enthusiast.

Even other conspiracy enthusiasts are bemused by her

Copyright Violations

Her penchant for taking things entirely out of context to support her claims is demonstrable by the way she actively removes the context from photos she posts. Confused? Don't be. Ms Williams removes copyright, cc, and other information from photos she posts. A prime example being this beautiful, yet sad photograph of a C-130 being used to combat the deepwater oil spill. What did Maddy do when contacted and asked why she was using this photo as CHEMTRAIL SPRAYING OF THE OCEANS? Well she simply banned and deleted the user who made this polite request.

Ballast Tanks

Despite being told repeatedly, and shown videos, and generally spoon-fed this information, Moon likes nothing more than to scour the internet for photos of planes in development. She then strips the original context and copyright/usage notices. Trying to pass off these photos as taken by insiders, who want to reveal THE TRUTH.

Here's a perfect example...

Death Towers

Our fearless campaigner has identified cellphone towers as "death towers" and insists that they are being used in conjunction with chemtrails to, well, erm. We're not sure.

Madison combats these towers by, well, photographing herself giving them the middle finger.

Madisonstar Moon calls...

Madison spends a lot of time on the 'phone, demanding The Truth from bemused 1st line customer service operators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeCD96yq-eU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JncXm_aQnQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6ESOymQIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19W_uvEefT8

Typically these calls end the same way; Madison believing she's 'informed' the operator about the evil corporation/government body they are employed by.

Red Skies

Red skies are scary

Maddy has decided that the only reason the sky could be red is CHEMBOMBS and the like. Ignoring basic science, common sense, and a collective shitload of historical evidence to the contrary, Maddy insists that red skies are a New Thing and a Bad Thing.

As usual with Maddy, if you disagree you are a shill. Which mean Jesus is a paid NWO disinfo troll in this case.

The Pharisees and Sadducees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven. He replied, "When evening comes, you say, 'It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,' and in the morning, 'Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.' You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.

(Matthew 16:1-3)

General Derp

Maddy has now branched out into the General Derp arena, including anti-vax especially.

Personal life

If she isn't actually Russ Tanner then she's probably assfucking him with a 767-shaped strap-on dildo.

Sex life

Everybody Fucks Maddy

We don't know, and we don't want to know. But it does appear that Maddy has now decided any male detractor does so because he wants to nail her. A quick poll reveals her conclusion to be woefully inaccurate, or as one commentator puts it, "any guy that would want to fuck her is too lazy to masturbate".

Smoking

Despite being enraged 24/7 about being sprayed from 30,000ft with microscopic quantities of barium, or aluminium, or nanobots (they can never decide) that have a ridiculously small chance of landing within 1,000 miles of her.... Madison smokes cigs. That's right. Digest that for a moment.

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