Magick

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An example of deluded poseurs Penn and Teller.
astral WAL-MART is located right next to astral McDonalds.
Astral Wal-mart
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."

Effete spelling of magic, now with a "k" for extra phear! Used to demonstrate that the user is really cool, 1337 and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a deluded poseur.

Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah Crowley blah blah blah", but I'm all like "talk to the hand".

Some 1337 magickians noted on Encyclopedia Dramatica include Son of Art, Usva, VampiricSpektor, AVDLB and Nathan Satan.

Contents

List of Magickal Acts

Signs of Magick users

Types of magickians

  • Wiccan: "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my ass hurt. Did I mention I'm bi and I licke Fall Out Boy?"
  • New Ager/Druid: "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of E each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any herb?"
  • Science: "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage


There are many spinoffs, such as FacePunch cards.

Magical Tools

Magick obsidian "wand"

See Also

Magick is part of a series on Psychology
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AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAudiophiliaADDADHDAutismBipolarBorderline personality disorderCarmen Electra complexDeep thinkerDepressionDyslexiaEating disorderFauxlimiaFeminismFursonaGender dysphoriaHistrionic Personality DisorderHomophiliaHutchence's SyndromeInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanity'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliaPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyRetardsSchizophreniaSelf-diagnosisSocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDGodwin's LawHeisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet Fuckwad TheoryInternet troll personality disorderLulz-BlindnessTrigger Warning

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

See also:

ConscienceDreamDSMEnlightenmentIntelligencePsychiatristyThe Law of Conformity
Series:
Abnormal PsychAutism CasesBiologyScience


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