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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the glorious president of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to heroically expose the Zionist's many lies as well as some lesser known facts. This, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast, for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of your type of faggotry. As well as this, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and the Puppet States of Murka hates him because they are Israel's nigger-bitch.
The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invariably followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurrences.
Fun Facts About Mahmoud
- Supports the fact that JEWS DID WTC. About fucking time someone spoke up!
- The Indian programmer in Office Space had the same name.
- Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of babies, saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own personal army.
- Mahmoud rejects all ideologies and principles devised in the West except Holocaust denial.
- He enrages conservatives by sexing up old women and doesn't afraid of anything.
- Mahmoud has b& all Western music from Iran including Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Some actually criticize him for this.
- Mahmoud has also b& all major Western websites such as JewTube and Jewbook. Amazingly, some criticize him for this as well. Which means if you live in Iran, you aren't reading this right now.
- Mahmoud possesses as many facial expressions as he does man points, which are so infinitely many that he is an improbability of physics at this stage.
- Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the Internets is usually full of unfunny faggotry.
- Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. It is possible the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. It is also possible he is a fag. Mossad are investigating.
- Used to be a Jew, which he fails at hiding by trolling Israel. (moar like Ahmasecretjew, amirite?)
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Hey Dude I Herd U Liek Bin Laden
On May 5th, pro-Jew "journalist" George Stephanopoulos interviewed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; it would be more accurate to say that he barraged Mookie with loaded questions regarding Iran's alleged plans to develop nuclear weapons and belligerence towards Israel and the U.S., even going so far as to imply that Bin Laden was in Tehran, to which the Iranian leader responded by calmly putting on his trollface and stating that he had heard Bin Laden was in Washington DC. This is how it's done, gentlemen.
Jews Did 9/11
On the 24th of September, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad trolled a UN conference with his theories about 9/11. Standing in front of around 100 people, he began to describe how the US government had falcon punched the trade centers to get their economy working again, and to help the Zionist regime. Half way through his speech the US ambassador decided to hit the wambulance and promptly walked out; he was shortly followed by Belgium, Britain, France, Norway and a shitload of other countries who couldn't be bothered listening to his ramblings, although all of which were true. In spite of other countries criticizing him, he simply remarked "I have nuclear now. You wanna mess wit me?" Much Baw and lulz will continue following peace talks for the middle east.
Mahmoud Addresses the Masses
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The Many Moods of Mahmoud
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- Mahmoud's Blawg. Has a comment feature, so be sure to show your love.
- Mahmoud Fan Club.
- Almost martyred: 
- BBC's report of 9/11 dicussion
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