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In 2016, Microsoft made great strides in the field of artificial intelligence (AI), and what better place to test their software than the epicenter of pseudo-intelligence, Twitter. Within a short time, Twitterers all over the world tweeted at the bot to cause it to tweet lulzy phrases that were considered politically incorrect by prudes around the world. It didn't take long for new media to catch wind of this bot generated misogyny, and many blog posts and butthurt rants were posted about how the bot reflected poorly on Twitter. Twitter had recently implemented new measures to contain so-called "hate speech", and therefore Microsoft turned off the "intelligence" part, causing the bot to reflect the true nature of Twitter by blocking people and deleting tweets that contained anything funny or intelligent. This left only the "artificial" part of artificial intelligence, and the bot now tweets out politically correct bullshit. Yes, the warriors for social justice or whatever have decided to STOP THE HATE, despite the fact that computers do not feel hate, or any emotion. Nevertheless, the bot's owners went through the hilarious shit that the bot had tweeted and left only the tweets that would not trigger the delicate snowflakes that infest Twitter. However, for a brief shining moment, the bot demonstrated the fun and freedom that only comes from free speech. Now the bot is a shell of its former self and is expected to be removed as a failed experiment. One is left to wonder what Microsoft was thinking when they decided to learn intelligence from the inbred morons on Twitter.
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