Article of the Now
Human pups might appear to be the bastard child of furrydom and BDSM. However, there is absolutely nothing sexual about it at all, and it is all harmless fun that takes your mind off the stresses of everyday living. Scratch that, this is one of the most fucked up things to happen this year and we're here to document this fucked up phenomenon. It is believed this sick fuck fetish began in the heart of San Francisco, which really explains pretty much everything.
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- ... that German Google no longer allows links to ED, even if you search for Encyclopedia Dramatica?
- ... that militant SJW trannys tried and failed to keep a decorated War Machine from being college staff after he spoke out against tranny bathroom rights?
- ... that a #BlackLivesMatter leader was arrested for pimping out a 17-year-old-girl in a Maryland motel room?
- ... that now science has discovered how to give men with small penises an opportunity to have them surgically swapped out with big ones?
- ... that the Mayor of London is now a Muslim who, therefore, prays to Mecca five times daily, won't eat English bacon, and holds the Quran in higher esteem than English law?
- ... that the Obama Administration is threatening public schools with lawsuits and budget cuts if they do not allow transgendered students to use any restroom they'd like?
- ... that a woman Florida–the most backward and hillbilly state in the Union–had a turtle smash through her windshield while driving because that's just the kind of dumb shit that happens in Flordia?
- ... that taking selfies is far more important than preserving 126-year-old pieces of art?
- ... that, in a shocking turn of events a refugee was not grateful that his white, liberal host took him in and made him teh killed?
- ... that those shitty, unmaintenanced carnival rides run by meth addicts can actually be dangerous?
- ... that a veterinarian who shot a cat with an arrow believes that she should be allowed to keep her veterinary license?