Are you schizophrenic? Would you like to be? Is Infowars or Alex Jones too mainstream for you? Do you think David Icke is a fucking amateur? Are you bored with creepypasta from /x/? Do you like reading walls of text with no discernible point? Do you watch Stanley Kubrick movies to count all the triangles? Read on! Pizzagate ( #pizzagate) is either a paranoid fever dream from /pol/ conspiratards with over 9,000 threads about pizza seasoning packets, or a disturbing peek behind the curtain of the global pedo ring at the highest levels of government in every country, that everyone kind of suspects already but doesn't want to say out loud, lest they wake up to a suicide note on their chest and bullethole in the back of their head. Why not both? Much easier to just blame the Catholic Church for being chock full of pedos, and not secular governments too because muh fedora.