Donate to ED • Donors • Advertise on ED
Manlytears
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If you were looking for the meme see Manly Tears
or talk to him here. Or even here. lol sockpuppets.
| Manlytears = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
|
Manlytears aka Shortstuff aka manlet aka Dominic Vanner is a notorious self-important britfag "troll" on /v/, a short stack of shit who takes pleasure in posting pictures of himself on the internet like the sobbing attention whore he is. Manly tends to hover around 4chan's video game board days on end pitifully attempting to rile up the many /v/irgins that lurk there, this is due to the fact that he lives on the Isle of Wight, a backward country bumpkin island where the only other pastime available to him is sheep-fucking. Manly's other pastimes include scamming 12 year old boys on steam and telling everyone around that will listen what a masterful troll he is.
Contents |
Personal Life/Background
Dominic Vanner has had a very difficult life, he was bullied mercilessly as a shortman at school so he cried to himself so hard he decided to sit at his computer for the rest of his short time on this earth. On the web, he comes off as a internet tough guy but when off he's a sobbing pussy who is ignored by people surrounding his personal life. Shortman doesn't have a job because he believes working for payment is for losers. He instead, as mentioned before, scams little kiddies on Steam and makes money from trolling videos. He also takes money from his mum and benefits. It's surprising that he had actually managed to keep his life intact seeing as how much of a failure he is. He has also never had sex but claims it's cool to not have relationships, we all know that deep down, Dominic cannot find a woman stupid enough to hook up with him.
Activities
Manlytears tends to flit around the 4chan board as one of your usual bumboy tripfaggots setting fires and getting mountains of abuse hurled at him. But when manlet isn't choking on numerous dicks, he is claiming to have created the "forever alone" meme on reddit and even going as far as to copyright it. His misguided attempts of gaining some semblance of recognition on the internet fell through however when it was swiftly discovered that he never created the "forever alone" meme and is in fact a whiny lying fagball. Deciding that Manlytears had become such a giant smoldering mass of shameful unwarranted self importance, the denizens of /v/ decided to dox and deface the smug cunt. All went well and manly turned into a blubbering wreck as /v/irgins called his house repeatedly asking if he had any copies of battletoads. Manlet now walks the halls of /v/ as a sad rejected ghost, laughed at all the way, never to gain the internet celebrity he so desperately craved.
On ED
Lil' vanner also peruses his own encyclopedia dramatica page, desperatley attempting to blank all he can under various sockpuppets. not to mention weeping and sperging on the talk page. He'll also write himself into the page on /v/ or attempt to force himself into the forever alone ED page, claiming again that he was the creator, all the while not realizing that typing your scrambled lies into the interbutts does not make them truth.
| —Manly bigging himself up on the talk page | ||
See Also
External Links
- Archived reaction from /v/ after he copyrighted forever alone
- His Reddit account
- His Twitter
- His NEW Twitter, Still a massive manlet.
- His Youtube account
|
Manlytears is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
| Manlytears is part of a series on Dying Alone
|
|---|


