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THIS FAGGOT IS A TRANSGENDER
Beware of their tumblrisms and constant hate of Cisgendered people.
—Manly crying about this article on /cow/
|Given Name(s)||Dominic Vanner (real name), Britbong, BritbongReturns, Minivan|
|Born||December 14, 1987|
|Classification||Pedophile, Unregistered Sex Offender (Rape, one count), Furry, Transsexual/Crossdresser|
|Residence||Isle of Wight, UK|
Dominic Vanner (Better known as Minivan, Manlytears, Britbong, BritbongReturns, or simply Manlet for short, b. December 14, 1987) is a notorious self-important britfag "troll" on /v/ and Second Life, a short stack of shit who takes pleasure in posting pictures of himself on the internet like the sobbing attention whore he is. Manly tends to hover around 4chan's video game board days on end, shamelessly trying to anonymously plug his Youtube channel while pitifully attempting to rile up the many /v/irgins that lurk there. This is due to the fact that he lives on the Isle of Wight, a backward country bumpkin island where the only other pastime available to him is sheep-fucking. Manly's other pastimes include scamming 12 year old boys on steam, stalking and attempting to hook up with teenage girls and transsexuals on Second Life, masturbating while wearing his mother's clothing, telling everyone around that will listen what a masterful troll he is, and attempting to defend himself from the denizens of 8chan's /cow/ board while accusing them of stalking, slandering, and defaming him.
Dominic Vanner has had a very difficult life, he was bullied mercilessly as a shortman at school so he cried to himself so hard he decided to sit at his computer for the rest of his short time on this earth. On the web, he comes off as a internet tough guy but when off he's a sobbing pussy who is ignored by people surrounding his personal life. Shortman doesn't have a job because he believes working for payment is for losers. He instead, as mentioned before, scams little kiddies on Steam and makes money from trolling videos. He also takes money from his mum and benefits. It's surprising that he had actually managed to keep his life intact seeing as how much of a failure he is. He has also never had sex but claims it's cool to not have relationships, we all know that deep down,
Dominic cannot find a woman stupid enough to hook up with him. Nevermind, he did.
Manlytears tends to flit around the 4chan board as one of your usual bumboy tripfaggots setting fires and getting mountains of abuse hurled at him. But when manlet isn't choking on numerous dicks, he is claiming to have created the "forever alone" meme on reddit and even going as far as to copyright it. His misguided attempts of gaining some semblance of recognition on the internet fell through however when it was swiftly discovered that he never created the "forever alone" meme and is in fact a whiny lying fagball. Deciding that Manlytears had become such a giant smoldering mass of shameful unwarranted self importance, the denizens of /v/ decided to dox and deface the smug cunt. All went well and manly turned into a blubbering wreck as /v/irgins called his house repeatedly asking if he had any copies of battletoads. Manlet now walks the halls of /v/ as a sad rejected ghost, laughed at all the way, never to gain the internet celebrity he so desperately craved.
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Lil' vanner also peruses his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, desperately attempting to blank all he can under various sockpuppets. not to mention weeping and sperging on the talk page. He'll also write himself into the page on /v/ or attempt to force himself into the forever alone ED page, claiming again that he was the creator, all the while not realizing that typing your scrambled lies into the interbutts does not make them truth. More recently, Minivan cried to Zaiger on Twitter (after having one of his subordinates threaten Zaiger with dox didn't work) about his article and how he gives zero fucks about it. Even more recently, Manlytears took to twitter to complain about his article being slanderous. Sound familiar?
Sockpuppetry and Vandalism
Ever since this article was written back in 2011, Manly has made a plethora of sock accounts to try and vandalize the page so that it either praises him or excludes any content that he believes is slandering him. He's also been known to vandalize the Forever Alone and Ralph Pootawn pages by trying to shoehorn his unfounded claims of having created these memes into said articles. The article on Boyd Doghouse (an adversary of his on Second Life) is another favorite vandalism target of Manly's. Due primarily to Boyd having cockblocked Manly out of an internet relationship.
The list of his sockpuppets (as of 10/5/2016) is as follows:
Manly Will Pay Big Bux 4 ED Admins' Dox
—Manlytears trying to act tough on /cow/
Realizing that his leaked rant only got him on the frontpage of ED, Manly backpedaled by groveling to Meepsheep, telling Meep that he in fact did NOT ask for dox on ED's mod squad and that he was being framed. Seems legit.
—Anonymous /cow/boy calling Manly out
When itty bitty ManletTears really needs a soapbox, he takes to his Twitter account where he spends a good deal of time yelling at his detractors, promoting his so called "NEET life", and calling people cucks and pedophiles. Due to Manly's tiny penis in meatspace, he often takes the time to thrust his internet toughguy persona onto other, more popular streamers like Esteban Winsmore, whose only "crime" was calling Manly out for being an unoriginal and unfunny hack.
Manlytears: Professional Victim
—Manly, after getting a taste of his own medicine
The sad but hilarious irony of Manly's career as a self proclaimed "troll" is that he cannot take it when shit is dished out right back at him. Because how dare you insult Manly and tell him what a meanypants he is! He's just telling it like it is and calling people out on their bullshit! In the event of such an instance, he'll suddenly develop a massive victim complex, take to Twitter and cry out to his army of fanboy white knights about how he's being bullied. He will however, try to hide his case of fractured ass behind the classic facade of "I don't give a shit" (while showcasing for you, just how many fucks he actually gives).
Manly on Second Life
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Sometime last Thursday, Manlytears decided that being a tryhard on /v/ wasn't enough and that he needed a special kind of audience to validate his existence. In his attempt to gain e-fame in an already dead game (and so no one would remember him as that annoying manlet from /v/), he started using the name Britbong. To further garner his desired audience of wannabe Second Life trolls and PN rejects, Britbong began purporting himself to be the original creator of Ralph Pootawn, the little green imp who was known for interrupting the lewd activity of Second Life's depraved players. When he's not spouting memes on Twitch (I-Ironically of course!!!), Manly can be found making fun of peoples' dearly departed family members in welcome areas.
—A disillusioned fan calling Manly out on being a premadona
Manly's Claims to SL Fame
—Manly on how he's so pathetic he has to pretend that he was a goon
As previously stated, Manly holds a death grip on the claim that he originally created Ralph Pootawn, the short and green little troll known for barging in on Second Life denizens while they have sex. Despite this claim, Manly has never been able to prove that he in fact owns the Ralph account. This is due in part to the fact that Ralph was actually created by a well known LUElinks user named Potty Time and Manly's claims to the contrary are well known to be bold faced lies to anyone who has basic knowledge of Google. He's also been known to make the claim that he was once a member of Something Awful's now-dead group, W-Hat. However he has no basis for this claim as he cannot name any members of the now defunct goon group, known or otherwise.
Typical video by Manly (aka Britbong), laiden with bad voice acting and unfunny jokes about tummy licking and pedophilia.
Manly takes great pride in his youtube channel, which is filled to the brim with nothing but trolling videos that would make only a twelve-year old boy or a grown man with severe autism giggle. In these videos he crudely follows the formulas of more entertaining SL trolls using his canned, unpleasant character voices. He also appears to be incapable of making jokes that aren't relevant to pedophilia, he has gone as far as to sexually harass underage people on second life for the sake of his youtube videos. Manly would like everyone to believe the desire for prepubescent children is just a character, but lately his videos have become so saturated with pedophilia it's hard to believe.
His youtube channel also serves as an outlet for his SL drama. You read that right - the epic SL griefer Britbong has become so invested with Second Life that he has found himself knee-deep in drama. Among this drama is his obsession with harassing SL users he dislikes. This hobby of his has reached a point where he will make characters modeled after those whom he hates, and feature said characters in entire videos meant to spite the inspiration.
E-Love Life+Sex Scandals
—A scholar's description of the encounter. Full hilarious text can be found here.
At one point during his Second Life "trolling" escapades, ManletTears met a girl on the internet named Upraksi. Manlet, being the desperate beta that he is, agreed to meet Upraksi in real life after only knowing her for a few months. The end result was Upraksi's family begging her to come home and Manly awkwardly losing his virginity at the pathetic age of 26.
Refusing to believe that any woman could reject such a handsome, charming young troll such as himself, Manly refused to accept rejection and bought a plane ticket to Seattle to visit Upraksi without her consent. When she threatened to call the police, Manly cried about how his life was over because he wasted $300 on a plane ticket he couldn't use to stalk a woman who rejected him. This may not be far from the truth, though. If you're a jobless NEET like Manly, $300 dollars for a plane ride to see someone that hates you could be your undoing.
After finally realizing that his e-lover wanted nothing to do with him, Manly found comfort in the arms of notorious plus-sized queen IHM. The two met via Second Life and quickly hit it off with their mutual love of memes and sense of humor on par with a ten-year-old's. This relationship did not last though, as even irrelevant hambeasts have standards.
I took your girlfriend (And cheated on her - with a Tranny)
Manlytears has only ever had sex once in his life. With a girl he met on Second Life. His one sexual experience was a very awkward one for his sex partner whom afterwards felt the need to repeatedly wash herself. Losing his virginity to a girl he met on SL caused Manly's USI to skyrocket and he suddenly believed himself to be a glorified Adonis. When his Second Life lover dumped him in favor of an elderly gentleman whom she found to be much more intellectually stimulating, he cried for 5 minutes and then forced himself on a girl who was dating known homosexual chantard KrappleGuy. In real life. Despite his repeated and very vocal bragging about his sexual conquest (even though he never met this girl in real life), Manly's thirst was still not quenched. Unsatisfied with having only Krapple's sloppy seconds with which to typefuck, Manly went behind his internet lover's back and tried to hook up with a transsexual on (surprise, surprise) Second Life. Manly hit it off with his new secret squeeze until he found out that she was friends with his arch-enemy Boyd - the geriatric fellow who had previously cockblocked him out of an internet relationship. Furious at this revelation, Manlytears blew up at his new penis clad lover, going so far as to make lulzy empty threats of violence. The result of the whole ordeal was screenshots and chatlogs of Manly's autistic infidelity being leaked and spread around the internet. In an attempt to cover up his embarrassing predicament, Manly has since resorted to spouting transphobic vitriol and proclaiming his faux hatred for trannies in an attempt at damage control that would make even Chris-chan utter a giggle. The full chatlogs and screencaps can be viewed below.
Just when you thought the faggotry hole could not get any deeper, here's some bonus chatlogs of Britbong's traptastic affair!
An organized and annotated version of these chats can be found here.
Twitch Mod Drama in Second Life
Manlytears is extremely socially inept, as such friends are hard to come by for him. One day by chance an individual by the name of Shekelberg joined him in his retarded Hitbox griefing adventures. Shekelberg assumed the role of a sassy Jewish man with a passion for incest, and was much loved by Britbong's fanbase. For some time Shekelberg and Britbong were friends, but Britbong very quickly began to feel threatened by his popular new friend. Shekelberg seemed to steal the spotlight wherever they went, people that loved and hated Britbong adored Shekelberg. Britbong would occasionally receive asks on his ask.fm page about Shekelberg, which he quickly assumed were written by Shekel himself, because Britbong seems unable to comprehend the idea of people enjoying Shekelberg on his own stream.
Fuming with jealousy, Britbong openly cut all contact with Shekelberg. At one point, Britbong also created an alternate account pretending to be Shekelberg to try and fish personal information about his enemies from other Second Life users, log here (Backup 1, Backup 2). .
To top off all the pettiness, Britbong also went as far as to write a summary about how Shekelberg "wronged" him and why he deserved a Twitch de-modding. Britbong never provided a single piece of evidence to back up his claims, and Shekelberg responded with a counter-arguement paired with screenshots of steam conversations between the two. This confirmed that Britbong lied about almost everything that led to their falling out. To this day, Britbong continues to push away all of his friends and confidants away with his childish behavior. He is very sensitive to the idea that newer and younger Second Life trolls are more successful than him, on and offline.
War of the Trolls
It's no question that Britbong is a sociopath who loves to verbally abuse people on the internet to bolster his ego. Thusly, Britbong has a comical handicap for getting along with other trolls on the internet. Because of this, he has made enemies with other youtube trolls of the Second Life genre. Fellow youtubers such as CharlieWinsmore, Snipars, DanielfromSL, and the Scandinavian Prince have all received textual abuse from Britbong over twitter and even second life itself. Rather than befriending these other trolls and putting any conflicts to rest, he chooses to aggravate the situation by doxxing and berating the other person. Typically, if you do something britbong doesn't approve of, or say anything that resembles criticism of his work to your fans, his completely reasonable response is to openly call you by your real name, and reveal the names and facebooks of your family members as a means to drag internet drama into your personal life.
Britjew swindles Boyd Doghouse
Britbong has also recently written an entire ED article about an older second life troll whom he accuses of harassing him. In reality, when Upraksi told Britbong to fuck off, Boyd gave Britbong pity money, presumably to make up for the plane ticket mentioned earlier in the article. However, unbeknownst to Britbong was that his e-girlfriend had been in a sexual relationship with Boyd the whole time. To this day, Britbong is still bitter over the whole ordeal. He continues to harass a generous old man simply for being better than him. The article on Boyd has since been rewritten which resulted in Britbong repeatedly attempting to vandalize the new edit on various sock accounts, trying very hard to revert it to his own so people will believe his skewed version of the truth and not leave his autistic personality cult.
Boyd asking Britbong for his money back after finding out Britbong not only bragged about taking
Have a seat, Britbong
Manly is well known for constantly talking about pedophilia on twitter and on Second Life. This is especially prevalent in his antics on Second Life and in his videos as he will accuse people of being pedophiles at every opportunity. Manly's pedophile hatred however is merely a front for his own secret love of small children, both real and animated, making Manly pedobear incarnate. Whether he's sleeping with a virtual waifu pillow that depicts a 14 year old girl or he's using Tomoko as his profile picture, Manly's lust for jailbait always manages to seep through, despite his supposed hatred of pedophiles and their behavior. More recently (in October 2015 to be exact), Manlet's child love finally hit a breaking point when he started linking cp on his own stream under the name of Constibal Wanker. But that's not all. In the same fell swoop, the short manchild also attempted to hook up with a 17 year old girl that he met in Second Life. When his sexual advances were rejected, Manly further showed his true colors when he attempted to obtain the personal information of the underage girl who spurned him. The whole doxing ordeal can be viewed in the video below.
Second Life Wiki Vandalism Tour 2016
—Manlytears attempting to save face on Wikia by once again painting himself as the perpetual victim
Not satisfied with his notability here on ED, Manly decided he needed to branch out. So he found his way to the rotting carcass that is the Second Life wiki (hosted by Wikia so you know it's shit) where he proceeded to write up a self masturbatory fluff piece on himself (under the apt username of AutisticTroll) so he could advertise his unfunny videos and big himself up as a well known internet celebrity. It did not take long however for Manly's old friends from /v/ to discover his new wank spot. After careful attention from trigger happy /v/irgins, Manly's ad-like cumstain was re-written to better reflect the real Manlytears as opposed to the goofy but harmless facade he likes to put on in order to placate to the autistics who pay attention to his Youtube channel. This proper edit of course did not sit well with Manly who soon began to repeatedly vandalize his article (under the newly created account name of Britbongu) by both trying to revert it and attempting to blank it and redirect it to such random titles as Heavy Memer.
Furfaggotry and Plushfaggotry
In the midst of Manly's doomed edit war, seasoned /v/irgins unearthed some dirty cum stained secrets about him. As it turns out, Manlytears is not only a closeted furfag who enjoys a good yiff with his stuffed alpacas, but he's also a crossdresser whose been known to wear his mother's clothing. As if this wasn't the icing on the cake, it was also found out that a formally well known furry drama whore who identifies himself as a Purple Wolf Punk is both a fan and supporter of Manly and his lesser known activism in the name of the furry fandom.
Sysops Bite Back
Wikia's overlords were finally forced to take notice that an otherwise dead wiki was in the midst of an edit war between /v/ and a known child molester who had been ousted from /v/ when Manly began harassing one of the wiki admins by calling them a retard for not having aided him sooner. Rightfully so, they swooped in and deleted the article, banning Manly's AutisticTroll account in the process. Infuriated, Manly proceeded to have a chimpout on the admin's talkpage. In his blind rage, Manly failed to realize that he ousted himself as a samefag. Unwittingly admitting that both AutisticTroll and Britbongu were his accounts. Nothing of value was lost as an archive of Manly's Second Life wiki article can be viewed here.
—Someone short and silly crying like a typical tartlet
Second Life Troll Wiki
Unwarranted self importance still intact after being humiliated on the Second Life wiki, Manlytears decided that he needed to make a wiki of his own where he could jerk himself off and repeatedly tell himself that he's a famous internet troll whom should always be treated with the utmost respect and admiration. Thus the Second Life Troll Wiki was born. It's obvious that this wiki is a Manlytears creation as he even uses the same username of AutisticTroll on it. Manly's new wiki is little more than a failed abortion that attempts to take all the worst aspects of the Second Life wiki and Encyclopedia Dramatica and put them in the blender that is Wikia. The end result being a site where everything goes as it's midget dictator proclaims. And much like sites that preceded it such as AnonTalk, the Second Life Troll Wiki is also owned and operated by a child porn loving basement dweller.
—SL Troll Wiki's mission statement, no bias here right? (Nice grammar by the way, Manly)
So far this failure of a wiki has one article on it that just explains what a Second Life Troll is. As if this is a concept that any manchildren who watch Manly's content are incapable of grasping. The only fate that awaits this waste of disk space is the inevitable vandalism from /v/ and many, many others who don't take too kindly to the existence of Manlytears.
- Autism, Unwarranted Self-Importance, and Victim Complex (3 things that Manly suffers from)
- Short man syndrome
- Shameless Self Promotion
- Ralph Pootawn - Who Manly pretends to be
- Harrison Digfoot - Former friend and fellow pedophile
- Louis CK - Fellow Cuck
- Manly's vanity wiki made by one of his stream mods
- Archive of one of Manlet's self aggrandizing shitpost threads on /v/
- Archived reaction from /v/ after he copyrighted forever alone
- His Reddit account
- Screenshots are public) (
His Youtube accountB&
- KnowYourMeme Account where Manly tried to push Britbongreturns as a meme
- Rejected KYM page on Britbongreturns - This entry has been rejected due to incompleteness or lack of notability.
- Kiwifarms Thread on Britbongreturns
- Manlet's Kiwifarms account that he uses to try and "defend" himself
- First thread
- Second thread
- Third thread
- Fourth thread
- Fifth thread
- Sixth thread
- Eighth thread
- Ninth thread
- Tenth thread
- Eleventh thread
- Twelfth thread
- Thirteenth thread
- Fourteenth (current) thread
- First thread - More information on trolling Manly's stream can be found here
- Second (Primary) thread Even more trolling information can be found here
Snow Sondergaard - Manly's Second Life account (He gets PAID to be on here!!)B& Vanner Ryba - Current Main Second Life AccountB& after trying to solicit cybersex from underage girls Betamalegamer - Another one of Manly's main accounts (Notice how he tries to hide his closeted pedophilia)B& Unemployableautist - One of his SL accounts that he uses for streaming and harassing fellow streamer DanielFromSLB&
Second Life Wiki
BritbongReturns articleBawwleeted/replaced (archive here)
- AutisticTroll - Manly's wiki account (used to force himself onto the wiki)
- Britbongu - Vandalism account Manly made after his shill article got rewritten
- Second Life Troll Wiki - Manly's personal wiki (ripe for vandalism)
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