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Mario Laudicina✡ (a.k.a. Mario Evan Laudike) is an Argentinian racketeer, disguised as an entrepreneur, specializing in creating one-man startups for obtaining people's money by promising them awesome products like $50 helicopters. He is also a seasoned e-detective, adept at blocking anyone who dares to criticize his videos on Youtube and suing them if they are Argentinian, citing copyright laws and defamation. Mario is also a staunch advocate of the ALL CAPS style of written communique.
His success is such that he took it upon himself to write his own biography, within which he constantly refers to himself in the third-person, while at the same time creating three new academic careers and two new technologies in IT. After all... that's how successful men roll.
All statements below are rendered sic. Typos are adapted from Spanish to English, translator's comments are in floating text.
Gibberish, huh? But... why are there weird words that have nothing to do with the sentences? In Spanish, there are these retarded symbols like ´, that in most times, when forgotten, they change the word's meaning. That's why English is the best language.
Lotux is an enterprise focused on IT solutions, its flagship product being the Lotux series OS which includes Lotux NEON 3D. They have developed the first hybrid OS which incorporates Linux's usability, FreeBSD's compatibility, Mac OS's stability and Windows's security. It has been distributed via eBay and its spic cousin, MercadoLibre. Here is the reply from Mario to a potential client regarding this revolutionary OS:
Due to the termination of a contract between Diprom Inicom (a third party pseudo startup created by another scammer for providing support to Lotux), all your technical issues can be addressed to +542614246713 or 03814364710 (add Argentinian area codes).
AustralyS, otherwise known as AUSTRALYS, is an enterprise which stems from Mario's need to stop creating replicas of the Lamborghini in which he aims to achieve a higher standard of quality by means of reducing 'ride-height' for "economic, aerodynamic and gravitational issues". AustralyS is also known for its active support of the International Red Cross and has even provided helicopters for the Italian Government following an earthquake within an undisclosed Italian region.
AustralyS has developed a new model named the HàlcyoN™, which is an electric car that can be plugged into a standard wall outlet and then charged in less than twenty minutes. It is manufactured in every colour known to man and you can turn it on by simply swiping your ID card in front of the multi-touch dashboard (cf. R+D).
Mario has demonstrated his skills in computer modelling by submitting a commercial featuring his very own 3D renders.
They also manufacture helicopters and jets but insist that they be paid in advance due to "aeronautical security reasons".
Internet Services Reselling
Because selling fake cars isn't enough, he created a gigantic clusterfuck of services under the "AustralyS Group" brand. Among these is a small ISP named AustralyS Internet. AustralyS Internet is merely a reseller of home internet connections from major ISPs with "tweaked functions", like sniffing all your traffic, getting a motherfucking 3D mode that no ones knows how to operate and a godawful homepage with "omg reflections" on it because any design that features reflections is a good design, right?
After you have signed the contract (thereby literally selling your soul to Satan), the internet service will function but only for a period of around three weeks. Once this time has elapsed the service will start to become intermittent and Mario will inform you that your bills are late/you are downloading illegal content/you failed to comply with contract clause X. Should you choose to terminate your contract he will invariably stalk you, use the stored passwords he got via sniffing your network, post your dox and send you hate mail that explains how much of a whitey he is and go on to state that you are "a fucking aboriginal nigger-spic".
He has developed the HàlcyoN™, a fully electric car which can be charged from a wall-socket, with a multi-touch dashboard. For proof that it actually exists he manufactured a demonstration version of the dashboard; however, this only serves to reveal just how much of a hoax it is, even a thirteen year old boy could fabricate a working dashboard that's more time-consuming and infinitely more aesthetically pleasing.
Some Argies at a tech-related forum named PC++ have found his fraudulent services and with only minimal effort provoked massive butthurt prompting Mario to begin throwing around legal threats to everyone that insulted him. This all began at some point around 2006.
All his lolsuits were charges under defamation, breach of copyright and harassment, but actually, none of them got to the courtrooms... being nothing more than hate filled e-mails advising people they'd "better get a damn good lawyer" and "see you in court"-ish letters.
Vile copying of Daniel Brandt's Hivemind
As he was unable to mount any IRL lawsuits Mario just did what he knows best, claim that "everyone is owing him money" and that they are "fucking niggers" but he then actually went a step further and published dox on former "unloyal" clients and harassers in the AustralyS website while he also added some actual Chinese defrauding companies for giving the dox certain faked reliability. He even added a flux diagram for replying to FAQ's, and all the questions but one end in "gtfo" as an answer. Lovely "first world marketing model", huh?
He also blamed all his business's failures on the people and the forums that exposed him.
— anally-devastated Mario
Nowadays, the website is still a "hivemind" although there are no products listed there, only disclaimers and threat messages. He is still perpetrating most of his frauds except Lotux, and he especially profits from reselling shitty internets. Some argue that he just wanted to be the spic Bill Gates but he failed it.
La Galería, taco taco
Lotux's outsourced support praises Satan, as every human on earth shall.
- Where drama started
- His outdated website
- Best technical support ever
- Buy his planes
- Old blog post uncovering the truth about Lotux
|Featured article October 13 & 14, 2012|
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