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Mariotehplumber
Born 1989
Nationality Canadian
Occupation Video Game Reviewer
Alias(s) Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic


Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical fanboy with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is a biased, racist, butthurt Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "Nigger"! He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games.

If it isn't already obvious, Mariotehplumber is pretty much SammyClassicSonicFan 1.0 They're now butt buddies! Some people also say his brother is Gligar13Vids

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Videos

Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, Hentai Quills" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also whines about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for Sega so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game Sonic the Hedgehog and make over 9000 parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera.

His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like an insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays like the average gamer. If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go batshit insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.

His "Reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even review a game without playing it, and with it not being released. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "Hentai design"

Sega and Sonic-related forums

Mariotehplumber is also known for constantly whining about how they need to bring back the "Klaysic Sannic" back into every newer sonic game. He has also annoyed everyone on the forums that he has joined for his constant whining. This has also caused him to get banned on the forums that he has joined. However, Mariotehplumber would continuously ban dodge and create newer accounts on the forums that he was banned on. For example, He was banned from the Sega forums and eventually returned as Blowit before being banned once more. However, he then returned as Sonic Henkai, then got banned again, then re-returned as Son Goku, then got banned again, then re-re-returned as My Shoes, then got banned again and so on. This also lead to the forum's administrators to ban his IP address from accessing the forums. After Mariotehplumber has been banned up to the point of this IP Address being blocked on the site, He would usually just quit bugging the living shit out of the administrators of the site and move on. change his fucking IP Address and tell members that he would actually pay real money to un-ban his account.

Mariotehplumber's response to a post on the same topic, saying that his girlfriend belongs in the kitchen.

Easily trolled

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Mariotehplumber will instantly get butthurt and BAW on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a 5 year old with an arse full of crack (Although, he has improved a bit). Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. He will usually call you an idiot, "Modern moran", faggot, and/or say something racist depending what you are of descent.

Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice

In his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist, Xenophobic, and generally put down in his videos and comments:

Witness the Glory of his YouTube Comments

   
 
im just glad sega is stuck and stranded at japan aahahahaha cuz thier shit nintendo is smart and built thier office underground go nintendo fuck sega those modern morans
 

 
 

Talking shit about the Japan Crisis of 2011

   
 
I am 24 years old and a big Sonic, Mario and Zelda fan. I am currently in college and I am Christian. I am a person who likes the oldest design for each character with some exceptions like super Mario 64 Mario design. I like originality and hate drastic changes. I come to realization that I am not accepted as a Sonic fan through the fanbase. They won't give me a chance or accept my facts or thoughts about the series. I don't ask for attention or haters. I ask you one thing. Which is don't watch my videos if you don't like them. I like to express my thoughts and interest on the series but the only site I seem I can do this safely is twitch. Every other web site including forums and etc. have IP banned me or just banned my previous account.

I know that there are some people that don't want me on the internet but I am sorry to upset you. I just hope you find it in your heart to forgive me if I have caused harm or hurt to you. That is not my intention.
 


 
 

— Mariotehplumber's channel's description

   
 
I am 24 years old and I am the best at any games I touch I am unbeatable. I collect Sonic 1 merch , Mario merch from 1981 - 1996 and also zelda merch. I am the best there is at what I do and I love my life and I thank God for it. I am not asking u to hate me if you dislike me but thats because you are jealous of superiority.
 

 
 

— His latest channel description.

   
 
sonic 1 is the best fuking sonic stfu saying its boring. Unskilled disliked gtfo out the fanbase modern moran.
 

 
 

— Defending the "Kaysic Sannic"

   
 
I always punch holes in my walls its normal I even have more in my garage because that's where I go when super mad.
 

 
 

Yes, Perfectly normal behaviours

   
 
Wow these people in comments complaining most speicifcally two individuals If you don't like this crap then don't watch it its like u got nothing better to do than complain on people you hate. I collect Sonic1sonics, marios from 1981- 1996 and other gaming merchandise. No1 can beat me at games I like and I am the best period at what I do.
 

 
 

— Mariotehplumber: Master of irony

   
 
not raciest your making rumors. People of the black race refer to themselves that all the time to their friends so call them raciest then.
 

 
 

Piss poor damage control skills

   
 
im 24 mature and I can handle these situations I don't need u to tell me what to do I am going to concentrate on my school work and when I have time I will make videos regarding sega and Nintendo in what direction they should take.
 

 
 

   
 
people just cant accept the fact I am the fastest learner and best at all games I play and if you want me to be the first to beat sonic boom 100 percent I will lmfao Youll all be jealous at my supoier skills. Why can I buy it tho? cuz I am filthy rich and a smart business man unlike most you family moochers. I will own both next gen systems too I have xbox one and wii u atm will get ps4 when a title comes out.
 

 
 

Internet tough guy

   
 
Why are you guys supporting this game. Why are you against me when I am the biggest sonic fan in the world.

I am 24 years old and a big Sonic, Mario and Zelda fan. I am currently in college and I am Christian. I am a person who likes the oldest design for each character with some exceptions like super Mario 64 Mario design. I like originality and hate drastic changes. I come to realization that I am not accepted as a Sonic fan through the fanbase They won't give me a chance or accept my facts or thoughts about the series. I don't ask for attention or haters. I ask you one thing. (Which is don't watch my videos if you don't like them.) I like to express my thoughts and interest on the series but the only site I seem I can do this safely is twitch. Every other web site including forums and etc. have IP banned me or just banned my previous account. I know that there are some people that don't want me on the internet but I am sorry to upset you. I just hope you find it in your heart to forgive me if I have caused harm or hurt to you. That is not my intention. - my description on my channel. My true intention is to help people realize what good gaming truly is. If anyone of you can help me gain back my true subscribers that would be great. I use youtube as a hobby though when I am not doing any work. I hope some of my haters think I am a troll so they can leave me alone. I just want a 3d sonic 1 in the sonic series. It would be nice for sonic retro to make a 3d sonic 1 mod but they won't even let me join their site. It really sucks to not be wanted anywhere on the internet or be tossed around as some joke. I really do hope that people like yourselves are not treated as me when it comes to the internet. My wants are just seen as some joke to people or not serious but I don't know what else to say. I guess its impossible for someone like me to exist. I want to have the name mariotehplumber because its awesome I like Mario my original name was going to be sonictehhedgehog though but it was taken. I really don't want to resort to disguising my voice again so people can stop hating. One didn't really work as I wanted because I was hated. I used my real voice on the first channel I started using my real voice. I already did it like 3 times I believe and tested it out around 3 days ago about lost world. Please don't look for it. It seems to work I gotten no dislikes but had the same thoughts about the series. I don't want to change my internet username because I want to be known as mariotehplumber not some other name. Also stop requesting CuteFuzzyWeasel to do a Feeding the Trolls videos on me. It isn't going to work a while ago I had a talk with him to stop making videos on me. He won't do it I told him what I am about and he isn't going to do it so stop asking. I don't get why if you don't like my videos or me why do you watch and pester me? Why do you make commentaries on me and try to force me to watch them by pming me the link? I don't want to watch your stupid lectures on me. Why don't you leave me alone stop stalking me and causing trouble. All I am doing is expressing my thoughts and doing my own reviews on games. I like reviewing games and saying my thoughts on the series on the current direction they are taking. If you don't like it don't watch? I have to block people that make videos on me wether it be commentaries or a video making fun of me. I don't want these kind of people subscribing to my channel or watching it and you still don't get the message. As I am aware I probably don't have any true fans of my channel but so what that isn't going to stop me. It just saddens me that there are many negative videos on me but not one positive or supporting my channel for fans like me that like the classic games. Sonic is like my favorite video game character next to Mario and I am not going to believe there are people out there that only like the Modern HenKai Dbz knockoff games. Try saying that to the sonic design poll held on FB where casual people prefer the classic over modern. 22k compared to 7k or so 22k being classic. Its just the internet is infested with poisoned minds where people think sonic is about epic forms and it pisses me off. Now Mario is turning in a rehashed lazy port shithole as well. If you don't like what I say though and don't want to hear it then here is a little advice don't watch my fucking videos and don't subscribe its that simple you fucking stalking me like there is nothing else to do on youtube. So please just leave me alone if you hate me. If you don't like what I say just leave as well. If you know people who wouldn't like what I would say just say I am a troll. I don't want videos on me or any more haters than I already do now. Also if you want to know why I cuss so much well there is a reason but also its normal so what everyone cusses. Just leave me alone and let me meet people who agree with me and get likes for once.
 


 
 

TL;DR

   
 
Fuck Nintendo Fuck Sega Fuck Modern Morans Fuck my channel Fuck my life
 

 
 

Gone Emo

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How to troll Mariotehplumber

Trolling Mariotehplumber will result in epic lulz. Usually, he will reply with "stfu", "modern moran", "autie", etc. Here are some ways to troll Mariotehplumber and get him butthurt:

  • Tell him that Sonic 1 sucks balls
  • Tell him that the Game Grumps are better than him and that he's jealous of them
  • Tell him that Sonic Adventure 2 and later are better than Sonic 1
  • Tell him that anything is better than Sonic in general
  • Tell him that Sonic Adventure 3 should happen
  • Tell him how cool Blacks, Asians, and any other race besides Whites are
  • Tell him about how racist and sexist he is
  • Tell him how great Japan, Europe, and/or any other country besides America is
  • Tell him how America sucks balls
  • Tell him that he's not a real American and only a wannabe
  • Tell him that there's no such thing as an "American Classic Sonic", or "American Sonic"
  • Tell him that Hotel Mario, and the CD-i Zelda games suck ass (He seriously enjoys those games!)
  • Tell him that he'll never be as good as the Game Grumps, or any other big let's players on JewTube
  • Tell him that you would love to fuck his "Girlfriend"
  • Tell people to play music while they watch his videos (Best with rage videos for extra lulz)
  • Tell him he's an Irate Gamer fanboy (No joke, he is, as if he wasn't made of enough fail)
  • Tell him that his videos are great satires and you admire his work for his acting (I wish I was joking)
  • Ask him why he ripped this doors off his walls and if he ripped off anymore recently
  • Ask him why he punches holes in his walls and throws chairs around like a manchild
  • Ask him about his chewed up 3DS' L-button
  • Ask him about the condition of his own home
  • Ask him about his anger management problems and his mental health
  • Make a commentary on one of his videos and PM it to him
  • Make a video criticizing him in general
  • Make fun of him in his video from the comments
  • Make fun of him in general
  • Disagree with him (srsly)
  • Thumb down his videos (srsly)
  • ????
  • PROFIT!

YouTube

ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!
These videos contain ear rape, bad opinions, and massive assburgers

This isn't a review, this is just 6 minutes of him screaming at the top of his lungs about how much he hates Sonic Adventure 2!
It's obvious he only likes games that he can win..
What a perfect background for him, a manchild with little baby toys in the background.
Apparently, this game killed his parents.
Truly a sad story... for virgins.
Clearly he's jealous of the Game Grumps
Him showing his thousand dollar investment

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Rage videos

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Possibility of Suicide

Mariotehplumber has been posing suicidal Tweets on Twitter because his E-penis might shrink from Titanfall for Xbox One. He's been BAWWing to keep the Gen count to 10 and not delete his progress.

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However, it is not confirmed if he really did become an hero. Here are some possible things that have happened to him:

Goodnight, sweet prince? DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!!1

Mariotehplumber's Favorite games

  • Sonic The Hedgehog (It's his favorite game in teh whole world!)
  • Sonic The Hedgehog 2
  • Sonic The Hedgehog 3
  • Sonic & Knuckles
  • Sonic CD
  • Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode 1
  • Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode 2
  • Sonic Genesis (Some shitty GBA port of Sonic 1)
  • Sonic '06 (He only likes it for the title)
  • Sonic Generations (Only because it haz teh "Klaysic Sannic" in it)
  • Banjo-Kazooie
  • Titanfall (Worth killing himself over!)
  • Mario Kart 8
  • New Super Mario Bros. 2
  • New Super Mario Bros. U
  • All Mario games made before 2006
  • All Zelda games made before 2006
  • CD-I Games
  • Sonic Adventure
  • Sonic Adventure 2
  • Sonic Heroes
  • Shadow The Hedgehog
  • Sonic Unleashed
  • Sonic Colors
  • Sonic Lost Dicks, I mean "World"
  • Super Mario 3D World
  • Sonic Boom (Not surprising since he likes both Sonic '06 and Sonic Genesis)
  • Super Smash Bros. 4 (He hates it because it has Modern Sonic instead of Classic Sonic.)

Games/Objects that Mariotehplumber has destroyed

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