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Mariotehplumber
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Mariotehplumber | |
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| Born | 1989 |
| Nationality | Canadian |
| Occupation | Video Game Reviewer |
| Alias(s) | Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic |
Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical fanboy with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is a biased, racist, butthurt Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "Nigger"! He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games.
If it isn't already obvious, Mariotehplumber is pretty much SammyClassicSonicFan 1.0 They're now butt buddies!
Some people also say his brother is Gligar13Vids
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Videos
Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, Hentai Quills" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also whines about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for Sega so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game Sonic the Hedgehog and make over 9000 parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera.
His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like an insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays like the average gamer. If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go batshit insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.
His "Reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even review a game without playing it, and with it not being released. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "Hentai design"
Mariotehplumber is also known for constantly whining about how they need to bring back the "Klaysic Sannic" back into every newer sonic game. He has also annoyed everyone on the forums that he has joined for his constant whining. This has also caused him to get banned on the forums that he has joined. However, Mariotehplumber would continuously ban dodge and create newer accounts on the forums that he was banned on. For example, He was banned from the Sega forums and eventually returned as Blowit before being banned once more. However, he then returned as Sonic Henkai, then got banned again, then re-returned as Son Goku, then got banned again, then re-re-returned as My Shoes, then got banned again and so on. This also lead to the forum's administrators to ban his IP address from accessing the forums. After Mariotehplumber has been banned up to the point of this IP Address being blocked on the site, He would usually just quit bugging the living shit out of the administrators of the site and move on. change his fucking IP Address and tell members that he would actually pay real money to un-ban his account.
Easily trolled
Mariotehplumber will instantly get butthurt and BAW on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a 5 year old with an arse full of crack (Although, he has improved a bit). Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. He will usually call you an idiot, "Modern moran", faggot, and/or say something racist depending what you are of descent.
Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice
In his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist, Xenophobic, and generally put down in his videos and comments:
- African-Americans
- Autistic people (Which he is himself)
- Blonde-haired people
- British People
- Any Europeans, really
- Bronies
- Furries
- Homosexuals
- Japanese people (refers them as "Fapanese")
- Any Asians, as well
- Muslims
- Anyone who is not Christian
- Native Americans (refers them as "Indians")
- Mario fans who enjoy the games after Super Mario 64
- Sonic fans who enjoy the games from Sonic Adventure and later
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Anyone who is not AmericanHE'S CANADIAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Witness the Glory of his YouTube Comments
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How to troll Mariotehplumber
Trolling Mariotehplumber will result in epic lulz. Usually, he will reply with "stfu", "modern moran", "autie", etc. Here are some ways to troll Mariotehplumber and get him butthurt:
- Tell him that Sonic 1 sucks balls
- Tell him that the Game Grumps are better than him and that he's jealous of them
- Tell him that Sonic Adventure 2 and later are better than Sonic 1
- Tell him that anything is better than Sonic in general
- Tell him that Sonic Adventure 3 should happen
- Tell him how cool Blacks, Asians, and any other race besides Whites are
- Tell him about how racist and sexist he is
- Tell him how great Japan, Europe, and/or any other country besides America is
- Tell him how America sucks balls
- Tell him that he's not a real American and only a wannabe
- Tell him that there's no such thing as an "American Classic Sonic", or "American Sonic"
- Tell him that Hotel Mario, and the CD-i Zelda games suck ass (He seriously enjoys those games!)
- Tell him that he'll never be as good as the Game Grumps, or any other big let's players on JewTube
- Tell him that you would love to fuck his "Girlfriend"
- Tell people to play music while they watch his videos (Best with rage videos for extra lulz)
- Tell him he's an Irate Gamer fanboy (No joke, he is, as if he wasn't made of enough fail)
- Tell him that his videos are great satires and you admire his work for his acting (I wish I was joking)
- Ask him why he ripped this doors off his walls and if he ripped off anymore recently
- Ask him why he punches holes in his walls and throws chairs around like a manchild
- Ask him about his chewed up 3DS' L-button
- Ask him about the condition of his own home
- Ask him about his anger management problems and his mental health
- Make a commentary on one of his videos and PM it to him
- Make a video criticizing him in general
- Make fun of him in his video from the comments
- Make fun of him in general
- Disagree with him (srsly)
- Thumb down his videos (srsly)
- ????
- PROFIT!
YouTube
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Possibility of Suicide
Mariotehplumber has been posing suicidal Tweets on Twitter because his E-penis might shrink from Titanfall for Xbox One. He's been BAWWing to keep the Gen count to 10 and not delete his progress.
However, it is not confirmed if he really did become an hero. Here are some possible things that have happened to him:
- He ACTUALLY did become an hero.
- He quit the internets all together.
- Someone who knows him (possibly a family member) saw his tweets and brought him into a mental hospital.
- He's been extremely busy.
Goodnight, sweet prince? DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!!1
Mariotehplumber's Favorite games
- Sonic The Hedgehog (It's his favorite game in teh whole world!)
- Sonic The Hedgehog 2
- Sonic The Hedgehog 3
- Sonic & Knuckles
- Sonic CD
Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode 1Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode 2- Sonic Genesis (Some shitty GBA port of Sonic 1)
- Sonic '06 (He only likes it for the title)
- Sonic Generations (Only because it haz teh "Klaysic Sannic" in it)
- Banjo-Kazooie
- Titanfall (Worth killing himself over!)
- Mario Kart 8
New Super Mario Bros. 2New Super Mario Bros. U- All Mario games made before 2006
- All Zelda games made before 2006
- CD-I Games
Sonic AdventureSonic Adventure 2Sonic HeroesShadow The HedgehogSonic UnleashedSonic ColorsSonic Lost Dicks, I mean "World"Super Mario 3D World- Sonic Boom (Not surprising since he likes both Sonic '06 and Sonic Genesis)
Super Smash Bros. 4(He hates it because it has Modern Sonic instead of Classic Sonic.)
Games/Objects that Mariotehplumber has destroyed
- Crash Bandicoot
- Spyro: Year of The Dragon
- Mega Man X6
Sonic Adventure 2Not yet...- A lamp
- A couch
- A Dreamcast
- A printer
- A door (ripping it off the wall)
- His walls (punching holes into them)
- Almost everything in his parents' basement except the baby toys they gave him.
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See also
- Spax3 - Another Sonic fanboy
- Benthelooney - An nostalgiatard who hates modern cartoons made after the 1990s
- Sonmanic - He pretty much acts the same way as he does
- SammyClassicSonicFan -
He's an older version of himHis new friend - Video Game Reviewers
- Sonic
- Aspie
- An hero
- Retard
- Manchild
- Batshit Insane
- Pathetic
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Internet Tough Guy
- Trying Too Hard
External links
mariotehplumber His main channel.
sonic1sonichedgehog His other channel.
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MTPmoranguides His newest channel.BALEETED
Mariotahplumber Oh look, another one.-
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http://mean-youtubers.wikia.com/wiki/Mariotehplumber
- http://www.twitch.tv/mariotehplumber/profile
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