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Mark B. Cohen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mark B. Cohen✡ is a Philadelphia politician and IRL lawyer recently turned E-lawyer. He loves the Phillyblog.com forum and believes it will replace all newspapers and take over the world. Recently, Cohen manually compiled a list of Phillyblog's top posters, revealing that he knows nothing about the internets.[1] Even moar lulz ensued when Cohen's penis began commenting on the entry.[2]
| —Marky Mark, trolling trolls (trolling newfags) | ||
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COLA
This blog reveals that while every single one of his colleagues returned the Cost of Living Adjustment, he had no qualms pocketing the extra $2600 (for a total salary of $94,949, not including his health plan).
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Circumcision • Usury • GIYUS • Gaza War • Greed • Grieving Jew • Hanukkah • Hebrew • Holocaust Porn • WTC • Jew-ish • Jew Gold • Jew Hat • Jewish Internet Defense Force • Controlling the media • Megaphone Desktop Tool • Metzizah b’peh • Money • Protocols of the Elders of Zion • SOPA • Corruption • Marxism • Ruin • Black-Magic And Other Sorcery • Lies • HaX0rZ
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