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Mark Essex
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mark Essex was a N'awlins Black Panther and dumb nigger IRL troll before you were born who went for a high score pwning "just honkies" and then proceeded (because he was ruh-TARD-ed) to murder a black police officer. His plan was simple. He took his .44 Magnum Ruger Deerslayer to the police station and waited in the parking lot for pigs to come out. After scoring two kills (one black), he got away on foot, not because he was too poor to own a car, but because niggers have extra ligaments in their legs which make them faster than cars.Using his finger-like monkey toes he then swung up from a nearby tree onto the roof of the Downtown Howard Johnson, gaining perfect sniper position and for over ten hours picked off rescue workers, cops and other bystanders while shouting down Niggerish such as "Free Africa! Come on up, pigs!" and "Come on out, you honky motherfuckers! You afraid to fight like a black man?"
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The Pigs Fire Back
The honky pigs thought they were smart and sent up a ghetto bird full of machine gunners to pwn his ass 'Nam style but he was faster than the bullets and took cover under a concrete cubicle for the night. In the morning thinking everyone had gone home Essex walked out and got super-pwned by police snipers and Marine machine gunners who all simultaneously unloaded into his black ass achieving a record score of over two hundred killshots on a single target while fapping furiously to the image of a fresh bloody nigger corpse.
The police then ate the body, adding hot sauce and spitting the bullets out like watermelon seeds and washing it all down with 40 OZ. cans of ©Magnum malt liquor.
Background
Scared of the draft and a total pussy, Essex joined the Navy, earning the valorous position of Dental Assistant. But Essex was a nigger and he was black, and at the Naval base the white officers were "treating (him) like a nigger!" and calling him "black boy." This was too much truth. And because the truth is the source of all the world's butthurt (and because there were no chitlins), Essex's ass began to bleed hate for the White Man and his goddamn reasonable attitudes and functional institutions. Discovering he was too much of a pussy even for the Navy, the young Essex thought he might fit in with the Black
Science?
After the rooftop riflefun, Black-est Panther Stokely Carmichael confused everyone by using big words and counting past 10.
Of course none of the brothers understood what the fuck dude was talking about or what science was (unless he was referring to Essex's Dentistry background??) and the Panthers continued to be better known as the Black Pussies because as everybody knows if you call yourselves the "Panthers" you're obviously a bunch of Fags. And anyway, none of the other brothers seemed to follow Brother Essex in becoming lulzy honky pig killers because they and the honky pigs were of a like mind on one thing: it's more fun to kill niggers.
"Right On!"
With the help of this soul chorus down on the street shouting things like "There go one over thar! Keel him too!", Essex was able to pierce the guts and blow the faces off of many deserving honkies and honky pigs. The police on the ground then accidentally turned their guns on the nigger cheerleaders, but failed to score.
See Also
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Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Casey Anthony • Gerry McCann • Cho Seung-Hui • Tyler Peterson • Mark Essex • Dylan Klebold • Eric Harris • Maurice Clemmons • Aaron Alexis • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Jiverly Voong • Malik Nadal Hasan • Jared Lee Loughner • Jeff Weise • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Jason Rodriguez • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Matthew Murray • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Wade Michael Page • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Tim Kretschmer • TJ Lane • Robert Hawkins • Raoul Moat • Alex Hribal |
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Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
| Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |




