Mark Rathbun

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"I spent the next fourteen hours in the Hole at the Orleans Parish Prison. Ultimately, I learned quite a lot in the OPP Hole." - Marty Rathbun
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Mark C. Rathbun a.k.a. Marty Rathbun is an ex-con scientologist with a love for high spirits. Currently unemployed, he is trying to make money as a self-help guru in South Texas. Rathbun was the originator of the now commonplace practice of praying to L Ron Hubbard five times a day.

Arrested July 10, 2010, for being drunk and touching a boy with a ball in New Orleans. Getting arrested for being drunk on Bourbon Street in New Orleans is about like being arrested for streaking at a nude beach! So what did happen? He had just been touching ball(s), he says[1]. The police horse did not like that and pinned him against a wall, he says. Fact is, he got arrested and booked for 14 hours for harassing a tourist and public intoxication.[2] Seemingly enjoying his stay, he says later:

   
 
I had approximately 50 cell mates. ... There wasn’t a single criminal in that cell whom I did not get along with and find something to like about.
 

 
 

—-Marty

Other: Was executive in scientology. Failed. Loved hitting up friends too much.[3]

   
 
Cooper: For the record: did you ever punch somebody? Rathbun: Yes.
 

 
 

—Freedommag.org[4]

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