Matthew Nicholson

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They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:
1. HIV/AIDS
2. Bestiality
3. Cuckoldry

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so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Matthew Nicholson of Ceres, California is your basic, 28-year-old, Basement-dweller that decided that he should shoot his mother, Lydia Nicholson, in the face because she broke into his room, unannounced, and caused him to lose a game because she had to ask him if he had any plans for the day that didn't include him sitting around all day stinking up the place playing Call of Duty and jerking off to animu that would have him getting out of the house such as getting a job or maybe talking to a girl.


The Shooting

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Matthew's parents Lydia and Loren Nicholson
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Anatomy of a gun shot wound to the head

Matthew Nicholson was another of your millennial types whose life had been neutered, at the time of his birth, because his Mommy And Daddy didn't love him enough or prove it by burying him with the purchase of material goods.

Everything was their fault, the reason he didn't finish high school was their fault. It was their fault he couldn't go on to college, their fault that he couldn't move up to better positions at his job at a movie theater and advance out of that job of being that guy that runs around with a paint scraper cleaning up gum off the floors. Like so many before him, Matt decided that it would be best for him to live a life playing video games and bitching about his parents online until opportunity decided to show up at his door and hire him at 500k a year for his mad skillz at pwning noobs and building his settlements up like a pro, thanks to cheats, in Fallout 4.

Like the Autistic little bitch he is, Matt had gotten angry for one reason or another, most likely someone pwned his ass midgame and gave him one more teabag than he felt was fair or his favorite shooter was updated and they did away with his invincible corner that started his throwing a tantrum in his room. Being made to climb down the stairs, into the basement, at her advanced age of 68 to see what the problem was and if Matt might need his medication Matthew started instantly Sperging out. Having no respect for boundries and violating Matt's Safe Space with her presence, Matt slipped into full Autistic rage mode and started throwing everything in his room.

It was when he threw and broke his gaming headset that he started blaming his mother and father for all the failure in his life and threatened their lives.

Grabbing a loaded gun he had, Matt fired 2 shots into a wall before he shot his mother in the face, killing her and then, as he was attempting to turn the gun on his 81-year-old father in an attempt to kill him as well, Matt's father was already on top of him and the 81-year-old senior citizen beat the shit out of his cuck of a son Matt and took the gun from him.

Matt fled from his home like a bitch while his father was calling the police. Matt was later arrested not far from his sister's house, without incident, as he just gave up.

Arrest

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make sure you print this up Matt, You're gonna need it

Matt has been book in the Stanislaus County Jail without bail where he has been charged with homicide.

Police have reported that the case is still ongoing and have asked people to call Ceres Police if they should have any information on the case.

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Matthew Nicholson is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« Las Vegas Shooting πŸ”« Sutherland Springs shooting πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Kyoto Animation πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« Odessa shooting

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Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”«

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Jeff Weise πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Behring Breivik

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