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McDonald's
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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McDonald's is a children's restaurant where poor people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of American gluttony. McDonald's has established many cells (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent Chinese kids with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals.
It should also be noted that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date, you Jew.
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Super Size Me
Long ago, Morgan Spurlock made a shit movie called "Super Size Me" about him being a fatass and eating nothing but super sized McDonald's food for a month. Immediately after seeing that, if eaten without moderation, McDonald's food is more unhealthy than it usually is, they immediately removed super sizing from the menu. Much butthurt was had by fat people worldwide, while simultaneously lulz were had by master troll Spurlock.
They love niggers
McDonald's actually decided to celebrate its contribution to the 60% higher rate of McDiabeetus in black communities by making this fucktarded website.
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See Also
- 365Black.com
- BoycottMcDonalds.com
- Diabeetus
- Fat People
- Fry Guy
- Louise Ogborn
- Mac Tonight
- Mcpedo
- Moon Man
- Morgan Spurlock
- Robert Hawkins
- The McNugget Burgler



