Mewtwo

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A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1998, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and Chris-chan, into worshiping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of Time magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospital, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about Mewtwo anymore.

Taking the innocent form of a cute kitten, no one ever suspected the true impact of evil his clone penis had - therefore, inevitably, sick fuck furries have paired him with every possible living and non-living thing in the Pokémon universe in both prose and picture. See gallery below for the grisly details. He is the Mind warrior Zippocat of the Pokémon universe and the twin brother of Lucario.

He also refuses to be caught because he has an attitude and it's not his destiny, even if you try using a Master Ball he'll just hit it back at you with a tennis racket and call you a faggot. Failure will result in losing the game, and you'll have a problem because Professor Oak will not refund the over 9,000 dollars it took to get the Master Ball in the first place and Mewtwo already kicked your ass back to Pallet Town and popped a cap up ur ass. All in all Mewtwo is a pretty violent fellow.

Lucario and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE

The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.

Pokémon fans get into furious arguments on forums about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that Lucario had copied his moves in Super Smash Bros. from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a Gaia discussion, check the serious business from these forum threads:

   
 
LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!
 

 
 

—Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums

   
 
First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.
 

 
 

—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums

   
 
there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokémon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc
 

 
 

—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

   
 
That's because it is. Lucario is just an 'improved' Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.
 

 
 

—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

   
 
lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts
 

 
 

—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

Gallery

If I see that fucking Pokémon one more time...

The gallery shows what you can accomplish if you combine a lonely childhood with the cheapest available Wacom tablet.

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