YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!
Micah Armstrong is a batshit insane evangelist, possibly more insane than Kaliph Jamal, who tours Colleges and Universities in America with his wife/sister Elisabeth. Like all Christians, Micah hates everything that isn't Christian and lets people know about it, making him a gigantic, religious troll running on the fumes of burning Wiccans!
I'M WATCHING THIS GUY TALK RIGHT NOW...HE SEEMS PRETTY REASONABLE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
"To preach the Bible publicly on the streets, college campuses, and at big events; calling sinners to repent of all sin, believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and live a life of holiness and obedience to the teachings of the Bible, and train others to do the same."
Which is another way of saying:
"Troll everyone and everything that isn't good and Christian like me!"
His evangelical antics draw a crowd like a bearfight in Russia and it is not uncommon to hear him calling perfectly non-Christian people "loose sorority sluts", "voracious faggots" and "terrorists". Micah is not completely crazy, since he knows that women are the root of all evil:
—Brother Micah, on women
He even stands in the rain whilst delivering his messages! Wow! That much dedication shows that he is right and you are wrong!
Nobody's going to heaven
According to black person Micah, you can be damned to hell for all eternity for:
- Pot Smoking
- Cigarette Smoking
- Alcohol Drinking
- Guitar Playing
- Having a Tattoo
- NOT HAVING A TATTOO
- Showing Cleavage
- Showing Bellybuttons
- Girls Showing Their Knees Or Elbows
- Girls Wearing Tight Pants
- Girls Wearing Miniskirts
- Being Blonde
- Being Fat
- BEING SKINNY
- Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
- Holding Hands before Marriage
- Having Premarital Sex
- NOT HAVING PREMARITAL SEX
- Having Anal Sex
- Having Oral Sex
- Being a Fag
- SMOKING FAGS
- Judging People
- Being Jew
- Playing Sports
- Women Working
- Watching black person
- Watching MTV
- Watching VH1
- Associating With Hollywood
- Listening to black person, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
- Believing in Evolution
- BELIEVING IN CREATIONISM
- Being Any Religion Other Than Micah's
- Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
- Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
- Owning a Pet
- Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
"Its not okay to be gay"
sodomites and lesbians who
think that it's OK to be gay,
God says it's not OK.
It's not OK to be perverted.
It's not in your DNA.
Real Life Counter Trolling
Lulz ensues around 45 seconds into it.
The not so great Easter Sunday raid of 2007
On the 8 April 2007, a small group of EDiots raided Micah's forums, producing mild lulz with pictures of Jesus, Pain Series and Last Measure. The raid was short and sweet, with accounts being banned within a few hours and the forums becoming friends only. However, registration was still open, paving the way for...
The great Micah forums raid of April 2007
From the top secret depths of ED IRC came a small band of EDiots bent on producing more lulz from Brother Micah and friends. They enlisted the help of 7chan's /i/ with this thread to get more troops, and soon the raid was in full swing. With more religious conumdrums for the righteous souls at ROAM-USA.
The forum now remains friends only, and the only solution for Micah and his friends was to delete fucking everything. ED declares victory!
Gallery of lulz
|Featured article April 19, 2007|
Virginia Tech Massacre
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|Featured article April 24, 2007|
Bodies Under Siege
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