Mighty Number 9

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Non-cis character design. Also note completely original design.
Totally not stolen.

Mighty No. 9 is a Mega Man rip-off being made by the creator of Mega Man, Keiji Inafune, funded by Kickstarter, after he quit Capcom for spending the past decade dragging the franchise through the mud. It raised close to over $4M and is now scheduled for both PC and console release in 2015. Some fanboys were so excited they donated ten fucking thousand dollars out of their child's college fund, which leads one to wonder why manchildren are allowed to play with money. The $10k Kickstarter pledge reward gives Inafune the honor of eating dinner with these undoubtedly handsome and cultured gentlemen.

For all their trouble, the funders got in exchange a shitty rip-off that was taken over by a feminazi whore who only got a job there by fucking someone, and who quickly tried to change the main charater into her own self-insert, banned paying members from getting updates and told them to fuck themselves if they want their money back (they got it back anyway).

Oh, and according to leaks from beta testers, it isn't even a good Mega Man clone.

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Character

The main character of Mighty No. 9 is Beck, a recolor of Mega Man.

Keiji Inafune based the character of Beck on Mega Man, who was designed by Akira Kitamura. Keiji justifies this blatant theft by stating that he is the creator of Mega Man, despite the characters design existing before he joined Capcom. His only true claim to fame in the series is the creation of Zero and fetching coffee for Akira.

Crowdsourcing

By taking his idea to Kickstarter, Keiji ensured that he would not have to seek traditional investors that would make selfish demands such as a cut of the profits. Instead, he took it to the internet, where he could instead call the investors "donators" and repay them with stickers, fanart, a super speshul forum, and assigning them with their very own numbers. You read that right. The pledge reward is a glorified DMV ticket. Inafune is clearly attempting to ascend himself to the highest pantheon of all Jewdom.

Your Donation

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  • $5 - Keiji and his girlfriend Dina will present you with your DMV ticket.
  • $20 - Dina will check your privilege.
  • $40 - A game manual so you may check your privilege without Dina's help.
  • $120 - A printed copy of Dina's DeviantArt page.
  • $250 - Personalized privilege check by Dina herself.
  • $500 - Help design a level map other than the kitchen.
  • $10000 - Keiji and Dina will laugh at your broke ass over dinner.


Stretch Goals

  • $2,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wiimote controller into Keiji's anus.
  • $3,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wii U controller into Keiji's anus.
  • $4,000,000 - Dina will shove a Wii U and 6 games into Keiji's anus, then tie one end of a mile long rope of anal beads to a telephone pole, insert the rest of the length into Keiji, and then make him squat inside a tire and roll down Mt. Fuji.


Feminists Take Over

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Where it all began.

Dina's iPhone game, Plushed.
Seems like a good idea.

A massive shitstorm ensued after Keiji hired a loud-mouthed feminist Dina Abou Karam, who had been spamming the forums with gender equality fanart (that, unsurprisingly, looked exactly like her, to lead both the community development and character design for the game. This did not sit well with the fedora army that populated the boards, and they expressed their dismay by smearing Cheetos and belligerent ranting across the tubes.

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Dina and her team of white knights responded in the most professional way possible, by editing the hate and pretending it never happened. Clearly the cis scum did not understand the importance of strong, sexy gynoids who don't need no man.

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3. When my dad is away, i like to sleep in his place, next to my mom. it makes me feel like a child again, safe if you may. :XD:


 


 
 

—Dina Abou Karam, Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg Age 19

   
 
I support Mighty No. 9 wholeheartedly, but I cannot agree with bringing in a SJW to the team. If she has any influence on the projects quality, I will be demanding a refund, regardless of whether or not it is possible to receive one.

Dina is known, and generally disliked for her incredibly biased views towards social justice in favor of women and transgendered LGBT community members, often times criticizing anything that does not fit in to this category. I want her fired. I really do, but I understand if that is too much. I do not, however, think it too much to ask she not have any impact on the game's development and design choices.

 

 
 

Eric Bickerdyke

   
 
Personally, I'm now very glad that I had all my spare money locked in other investments, when the Kickstarter was running. Meh, I have always loved Mega Man, ever since I was little.... :/ I guess it is a dream never to come true that games like Mega Man, and as good as Mega Man, will come back, anytime soon. :/ I kind of knew this project had to be too good to be true.... =_=
 

 
 

Beauty_pact

   
 
Honestly, this is an absolute train wreck for this game. Mega Man is on the level of a freaking cult for many people, it's their history, their heritage, and their childhood. it's honestly sickening to me that something like this has happened, and even more so that drastic action hasn't been taken by the heads of this company to at least try to rectify the problem before it gets any worse. It's perfectly fine for her to have her own opinions and views, yet when it gets in the way of her job, which is to create a game and a successor to Mega Man, so that she can push her own ideological agenda, that's when it crosses all kinds of lines. Even one person with this agenda can completely ruin a game such as this, and i personally have lost almost all faith in this game's development for this very reason.
 

 
 

ProfessorOaked

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Backlash

Since Dina was hired as Comcept's community manager, the Mighty No 9 forums have gone up in flames. What can only be described as a shit supercell of arguments from the MN9 forums to /v/ about Dina's feminist views affecting development, her immeasurable incompetence as a community manager and human being in general, and her admission to not having an inkling of interest in the Mega Man series factoring into her position. With her practically owning the forums, dissenters have been silenced and threads have been locked left and right for so much as suggesting Dina can't do her fucking job, which she can't. Dina has and still is demonstrating her stupidity, inability to relate to the community, and abuse of her position. The fan rage has been so massive that a large amount of donations have been refunded, estimated to be in the tens or possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars. Fans of the project are continuing to catch wind of the incident after the fact, and donations continue to be withdrawn as the hurricane of disappoint, butthurt and drama shows no sign of slowing down.

Currently, there has been no official word from Comcept or Inafune regarding the matter, and one can only wonder what in the unholy fuck they must be thinking keeping Dina, let alone not saying a goddamn word about it.


Anonymous response to the video on the left, picking apart every segment.

Wait, how did she even get the fucking job?

Since Dina has no skills, doesn't play or care about MegaMan or, in fact, any video games at all, many have asked: "Why the fuck is that cunt even working there?". Well, the answer to that may (not) surprise you.

According to her own facebook posts, "The only reason [she] got the job is because her BR works on the project".

After everyone gave her shit about it she changed her story, saying that "BF" stood for "Best Friend". However, even though speculation as to who this person is has not reached an answer, everyone is sure that just like Anita, Zoe Quinn and m00t's new girlfriend, the only reason she got ahead in anything is by sleeping with someone.


Refund pl0x About missing Pics

Getting Involved in GamerGate

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About a month after GamerGate started, Dina came to the rescue of her friend Zoe Quinn and decided to ban anyone who mention GamerGate. This included people who had actually donated money to her shitty game, which is funny because access to the forum was one of the prizes from donating in the first place. When the patrons complained, she told them to fuck off and called them misogynist nerds, believing there is nothing they can do about it.

She thought that if she doesn't give them a refund, there is no way they can get their money back. What she didn't know was that, while KickStarter and Paypal would help her steal from people, actual banks would not. All people had to do to get their money back was simply cancel the charge on their credit card.

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How to get your money back

Keiji Responds

He loves the dick.

White Knights

Of course no batshit feminist is complete without the backing of white knights. Immediately following the Mighty Revolt, beta males took to the streets to share their thoughts.

Video Game Therapist - Retsupurae

   
 
IMHO, Keiji Inafune should make Mighty No. 9 female just as a "fuck you" to all the idiots out there who got freaked out over a NON ISSUE.
 

 
 

Tom Preston, LOL he did it again!


Accurate Summary of Events

Gameplay

The game is being built on Unreal Engine 3, so expect lots of cell shading, copious amounts of lens flare, and for it to look like a side scrolling Guilty Gear Xrd.

Only available footage at this time.

Mighty No. 9 The Animated Series

Notice the female robot. Aka the lead character.
More proof Dina sleeps around to get ahead.

Before anyone has actually seen the game, Inafune is already trying to milk the franchise for all the donations he can get. This time he is begging for money in order to create a television show. And much to the delight of everyone, all episodes will be approved by resident radfem Dina.


Inafune begging for money for his growing crackwhore addiction


For only $100,000 you get someone's kid to do the English voice acting
For only $200,000 you get to pay an intern to do Japanese voices

Galleries

Mighty No. 9 Gallery About missing Pics


Dina Karam Gallery About missing Pics

See Also

External Links

Dina Links


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Other People and Sites That Got Involved:

People: Adam Baldwin, Joss Whedon, Hideki Kamiya, Boogie2988, JonTron, Egoraptor, Jonathan McIntosh, Chris Chan, DarksydePhil, Richard Dawkins, TotalBiscuit, Theamazingatheist, Thunderf00t, Jimbo Wales, Ryulong, Julian Assange, Randi Harper, Weev, Stephen Colbert, Gabe and Tycho, Maddox, Faggot Who Started OWS, Angry Joe, ToddInTheShadows/LordKat, JewWario, Andrew Hussie.

Sites: Reddit, IGN ,StormFront, The Escapist, Buzzfeed, Something Awful, 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums, Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Other: Facade, GNAA,MSNBC/CNN/BBC etc, The Guardian, Electronic Arts, Intel, Adobe, Anonymous, Gamers, Everybody else on the internet and their dog.

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