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|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
|Watch Out!||This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
|Birth||circa 1999 (Currently 20 years old)|
|IQ||Less than 40|
|Mental Age||5 Years Old|
|His Family||The Monkeys including Toby J Rathjen|
|Alias(s)||Monkey, Mikey Rizzo-Rathjen, Mikey Retard, Mikey the Fatass, Mikey Fatso, Monkey Rizzo, Mikey J Fatjen|
Mikey Rizzo is an autistic manchild monkey living in New Jersey. He is currently living his shitty life in his parents house whining about how he's getting dislikes, haters and how he is constantly getting hacked. Because of the content he posts and how retarded they are. It is assumed he attends special needs classes learning basic math and failing at it horribly. His mother would drive him to school or he would take the Special Education Bus just to get there. It is also assumed that he also still wears diapers to this day. Mikey Rizzo probably gets bullied at school and rightfully so. He is a Pedophile for talking to little girls under 18. And he even watches Kids Shows which he is suppose to watch South Park.
Mikey Rizzo and Fortnite
Mikey has a huge obsession with Fortnite a game that is for Elementary Schoolers.
Mikey Rizzo and Nintendo
On August 28, 2019, The fatass faggot destroyed a innocent copy of Splatoon for the Wii U. He never gave it to starving niglets in Africa.
Things he gets aroused with
- Child Pornography
- Kids Shows
Things that causes him to have a meltdown
- Ethan Davis
- Toby J Rathjen - A brother of Mikey Rizzo.
- 03bgood - Another fat faggot with autism.
- TheMysteriousMrEnter - A person who also watches children's cartoons at such an old age.
- Trigglypuff - A fat SJW who whines a lot like Toby. She is also fucking fat!
- Fortnite - A shitty rip off of PUBG, except this one panders to manchildren and dangerous weapons are replaced with sex toys.
- Nintendo - The #1 company for manchildren.
|Mikey Rizzo is part of a series on Aspies.||[Sperg out]|