Millennials

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Millenials (also known as Generation Y), are the demographic cohort following Generation X. Millennials were born in the 1980s and 1990s. They are mostly known as the generation responsible for Columbine, Virginia Tech, Britney Spears, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and making most of the old memes of the 2000s. They are infamous for being entitled, narcissistic, materialistic, sexually deviant, cynical, hedonistic, and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 20s and 30s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing (save for the shitskin races like Niggers and Spics), although we have Baby Boomer economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time Jews Did WTC, Eric and Dylan pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of Bill Clinton, W, and Barack Obama.

Origins

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The Millennials are the generation succeeding Generation X. Demographers and researchers typically use starting date ranging from the late 1970s to early 1980s, and ending dates ranging from the mid-1990s to early 2000s. They typically graduated high school in the 2000s or 2010s. They grew up in the the presidencies of George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, W, and Obama; several notable events witnessed were the end of the Cold War, the Gulf War, the Los Angeles chimpouts, Columbine, Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica, the Internet coming out and becoming actually decent (mid 2000s), A literal monkey becoming the most powerful man in the world, another monkey taking that throne, the Virginia Tech Massacre, a fuckload of epic memes from 2006~2009, the rise of social media and smartphones, and the creation of a hedonistic, materialistic marxist world filled with drones and smartphone zombies.

Truly, this is a lot to take in; Despite this cohort being only about 15 years, each year produced noticeably different people from their superiors; someone born in 1986 is radically different from the Gen X-Y cross-generational lot born in the early 80s. That being said, this generation truly started going to hell when the kids born in the 90s started to come of age.

Characteristics By Decade

For all intents and purposes, lets split this generation into two halves; those born in the 80s, and those born in the 90s;

1980s

A popular video game in Australia
Digimon, a then-popular satanic cartoon.
Teh intarwebz: always Serious Business

Millennials born in 1981–1985 graduated in 1998–2002, and still have memories of the Cold War and lived with the fact that they could all be brutally nuked to death at any given moment, depending on whether some jackass set up all us the fucking bomb. They will also remember that meme, as they were the fuckers who spammed it everywhere at the turn of the century. They were also paranoid like everyone else, over Y2K and the 2000 Elections. These people were the first kids on the block to make their own geocities pages, and the last group of teenagers who still had to use porn magazines since the internet loaded slow as fuck. And if mom or dad answered the phone, their internet cut off while they were in the middle of jacking off to a lame 320x240 image that took 20 seconds to load. They grew up without MMOs like World of Warcraft to suck away their souls; instead, they had shitty MUDs. Doom did come out though, so that was pretty fly. Early Millennials will /facepalm and feel a surge of nostalgia when I say NEENER NEENER!!! Sike! They also remember a time when you could wear a trenchcoat to school and not get instantly arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

Millennials born in 1985–1990 graduated in 2003–2007, and came of age during the middle and late stages of the reign of terror conducted by the monkey, George W. Bush. They were of voting age by the time Obama took over the 2008 elections with calls of Hope and Change. These Millennials experienced technology finally becoming good; no longer did they have to live with shitty dial-up speeds, unless they lived in small towns or rural shitholes. They wasted their days on MMOs like World of Warcraft, MapleStory, Ragnarok and countless other MMOs. They grew up with sites like Newgrounds, and witnessed the creation of Web 2.0, with sites such as MySpace, Failbook, YouTube, Encyclopedia Dramatica, etc; they produced a magical, once-in-a-lifetime experience for the privileged minority who could afford broadband intarwebz. They were teens and tweens when W started the war of terror, which continues to this day. Many of their older brothers, mainly the older Millennials, and some Gen-Xers, were shipped off Over 9000 miles overseas to fight two shitty quagmire wars nobody but retarded republicans wanted. Overall, the 80s Millennials were around to see the world before the chaos of 9/11 and the coming Marxist-Matrix-1984-esque world that formed at the beginning of the third millennium.

Those born in the 1980s grew up with lots of awesome cartoons that in retrospect, are cheesy as fuck nowadays. They saw phenomena like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Power Rangers, Digimon, Saban's Marvel cartoons, Batman: The Animated Series, and others explode into popularity; these franchises took over the entire world, causing moral panics upon their parents, who often called them Satanic; much like the retards in the 80s who called Dungeons & Dragons Devil worshipping activities. They spent most of their days playing the NES, SNES, PlayStation, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, and Nintendo 64. They often listened to 2pac, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, Korn, Limp Bizkit, System Of A Down, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Green Day, Blink 182, Eiffel 65, among others. The most played games were The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, A Link To The Past, Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Sonic the Hedgehog, Street Fighter, KOF, Goldeneye 007, Doom, Duke Nukem, Wolfenstein, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Metal Gear Solid, Prince of Persia, Metroid, Twisted Metal, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Crazy Taxi, Crash Bandicoot, Tomb Raider, Hitman, Deus Ex, Spyro, Final Fantasy 4~8, Fallout, Starcraft, Warcraft, Overwatch, Halo, Animal Crossing, The Elder Scrolls, Half Life, Little Big Planet, Assassin's Creed, God of War, Uncharted, Team Fortress 2, The Witcher, etc.

1990s

Their president of choice
A 95–00 Millennial in the 2010s, being offended.
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Typical millennial female.

Millennials born in 1991–1995 graduated in 2008–2012, and were the last true cohort of the generation, and were some of the first children of Generation X. Though underage b& when the epic events happening at the turn of the century began, they were the last collective of youth to experience the world before everything entirely went to shit. They are the first to be fully indoctrinated into homosexual leftist marxist brainwashing, being one of the most liberal and idiotic people in the history of the world.

They were the fuckers who helped make the first cancerous memes like Over 9000, Mudkips, THIS IS SPARTA, and all the old memes of the late 2000s. They were some of the first Scene and Emo kids. They grew up with YouTube and social media, and fondly remember when these sites weren't completely dumbed down and shitty. They often got butthurt that their computers couldn't run Crysis. They tend to be children of Gen-Xers who decided to stop being edgy and individualist and finally got around to being normal for once. They over-compensated in their parenting ethics, leading to fluffy, weak, confused children.

Only a few children born in this period got to experience games, shows and internet (like FF7, Gargoyles, etc) similar to the content the original millennials experienced. They were most likely introduced to the content by their older siblings or family. Or perhaps they were non-Americans watching reruns on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, and had a Playstation when all their friends had a Playstation 2. However, that doesn't change the fact that they live in a time of hypersensitivity and the internet being flooded by MacBook owning SJW normie faggots, and their cancerous and unfunny facebook memes. Among them are the few claiming to have been born in "the wrong generation" (possibly because they bare no illusions of how fucked their own is) and may or may not be massive hipster cocksuckers who only care about these things to seem cool to people that similarly idolize a time they don't actually have a connection to, i.e "muh nostalgia" (see also: 90s Kids).

Millennials born in the 1995–1999 range graduated in 2013–2017, and are typically a cross-generation with Generation Z; their new/faggotry, no memory of Y2K, low attention spans, little or no memory of 9/11 (with the exception of the first couple of years of this cohort), and autism are the direct result of this. They are the faggots who completely destroyed internet culture with newfag cancerous memes like Uncle Dolan, Nyan Cat, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Ayy lmao, Arrow to the knee, and other low effort Forced Memes.

They are typically babied and extremely liberal. This is because many of them are the children of other Millennials who got knocked up at super young ages because babies are just so CUUUTE! OMG I HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!!1!1! The remaining few who aren't products of other Millennials actually stemmed from 80's career women who suddenly flew into a panic at being childless at age 50 so they decided to pump a few out ASAP. Due to being old they decided to coddle their crotch spawn as much as possible leading to the easily rattled Millennial seen today. Most dumblrinas are from this age group.

Current Situation

Currently, a most of the Millennials that were born 91-99 have drunk the poison of Social Justice; even the oldfags from the early 80s. Despite being in their 20s and 30s, many Millennials have yet to raise kids; mainly because they can't get laid, and because the economy is shit and all the new jobs get taken up by the goddamn baby boomers. It doesn't help that the women are hypersexual whores who often cheat on their partners, and usually only put out for alpha douchebags like Chad, instead of the nu-male pussies they've become. Millennials are the most perverted generation on record. Degenerate sexual acts like Fellatio, Anal Sex, and even sick-fuck territory like Rimjobs, BDSM, and Furry Porn are already (or yet to be) fully accepted and common practices. They often have sex on the first date, and have kids out of wedlock. Many often date single mothers and raise other men's kids. A majority of Millennial women have performed fellatio or taken it up the ass. Statistically speaking, 70% of high school girls have already performed oral sex (Often by 37 dudes; sometimes, even in a row), and in many areas (such as Commiefornia), up to 40% have tried anal. It is of no surprise that they often make horrible mothers. It is not uncommon to find 4 year olds dressing like hookers. The schools that Mill-Gen-Z fags attend have a common scenery of girls wearing yoga pants or even just micro-mini skirts / shorts, and see-through clothing.

Most Millennials are cucks and voted en-masse for Bernie Sanders. They are extremely entitled, snarky, pessimistic, mentally ill, narcissistic, simple-minded, egotistical, addicted to technology (smartphone zombies), SJW, LGBT - the list goes on. They are the first to (as a majority) join the marxist-liberal hivemind to destroy their nations and implement Communism and Socialism. They are infamously known for being extremely Politically Correct; they are so infantile that they will sue you for even looking at them or calling them names. In College, they created Safe Spaces, and implemented Trigger warnings inside (and now outside) of college. They also created faggotry like "microaggressions", dozens of fake genders, promote censorship, etc.

Millennials are the least religious generation on record. Instead of god, they worship mindless consumerism, gayness and degeneracy. A majority of Millennials have tried Weed, and often acted like Hippies who think they're cool because they rot what little of their brains they have. When the smartphone revolution occurred, the collective IQ of the generation sharply plummeted. Music went from tolerable (Eminem-era) to complete garbage. Millennials communicate via shitty apps like Facebook, Instagram, and Myspace; applications which require little brainpower and even encourage minimalism. The result is that Millennials now possess attention spans on par with common goldfish. They often make terrible employees, always needing to be congratulated or thanked for doing their fucking job, and are always fucking SLACKING OFF ON FACEBOOK. But we can't fire these shitheads, it'd destroy what little of an economy we got left!

Here's a scary thought for you: There are 75 million of these motherfuckers in America. They're going to rule our country in 20 years.

Millennial Mindset

Most Millennials' parents are those of the Baby Boomer generation; the worst generation on record, notable for stripping the planet of it's resources, destabilizing western civilization (via promoting Feminism, Egalitarianism, Marxism, etc) permanently ruining the American economy, along with countless other ills. It should come as no surprise that the Baby Boomers would fuck up parenting as well, and Millennials serve as a prime example of this proposition. The following chart shows the cause and effect of numerous common techniques utilized by the Boomer collective.

Cause Effect
"You can do/be anything you want!" Unwarranted Self Importance
(Endless heaps of undeserved praise) See Above.
(Rewarding them trophies for everything) See Above.
"Sex is bad and will kill you!" Significant Teen Pregnancy hikes
Helicopter Parenting Paranoid, submissive sissified youth.
"Free Range Parenting" Undisciplined, douchebag youth.
"You are a special person!" (Thinks the world owes them everything)
"Just b urself!" Entitled, easily triggered shitheads
Divorce, neglect, abuse, etc Teen Suicide, Depression, Drug use, etc.

Quotes

   
 
They're too weak to have sex and reproducing at a third of the rate of immigrants who make baby boomers seem like..erm...millennials...?! What I'm saying is: Millennials won't leave a legacy of their own. The next generation will continue to show their tolerance, peace and acceptance of homosexuals, women and people who don't agree with Islam.


 


 
 

—Youtuber, 'RattyB75'

   
 
Things to thank the Baby Boomers for: political correctness, rabid consumerism, direct-to-consumer drug advertising (aka a nation of pill poppers), suburbia, affirmative action, radical feminism, the war on drugs, Christian fundamentalism, allowed deindustrialization (buy all your stuff from China), never adopting the metric system, popularizing fast food in favor of traditional cooking, global policing.


 


 
 

—Anon

   
 
I destroyed a couple of these shit face millennials at work today! I told them to put their cell phones away and pay fucking attention at their job! This isn't time for fucking Facebook at work! They were written up quickly and dealt with severely... they will be fired next week if they keep up this behavior.


 


 
 

—Proper bossing techniques.

   
 
Millennials, Also known as the "Snowflake Generation". This is the generation that were brought up in a world stuffed full of PC correctness with umpteen amounts of laws to protect the little darlings from any kind of negativity that may hurt their delicate feelings. They have no idea how to have a proper debate unless you totally 100% agree with what they think is right because they were taught from an early age that losing or feeling rejected is not an option. They want everything now instead of working hard for it and they cry when something is not free! They moan they can't afford to buy a little house yet they nearly all have cars, expensive Smart phones with expensive tariffs to say nothing of the music and TV subscriptions. They lack empathy for anyone less fortunate than themselves. They hate democracy, and have no compassion for their country.


 


 
 

—Nunsweepit421

   
 
Tbh The older generations complain about us because we're supposedly lazy. Do you know how hard it is to find a job with a crap education system, Banks that are literally legal loan sharks, and the shitty economy. You wanna know what the cause of these problems? YOU POS BABY BOOMERS! You literally made it impossible for young and impressionable minds to start etching out a living. To say that we are entitled is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life besides George Bush(Baby boomer and war criminal) saying there were WMDs in Iran.


 


 
 

—Babby Boomers did WTC

   
 
As someone who's too depressed to work and too poor to get medication that would stabilize me, and still saddled with something like 40k worth of student loan debt I'll never pay from a shitty "college" that tricked me, I really hate that people around me--my parents in particular--see me as an entitled millenial as opposed to a victim of a shitty system their generation created.


 


 
 

—Millennial victim speaks out

Musical Taste

Early Millennials still existed in a time when an occasional good song was released:


Wheatus

Eiffel 65

Smashing Pumpkins

Green Day

The Offspring

Blink 182

Korn

Limp Bizkit

Linkin Park

Papa Roach

Videos


Mark Dice interviews the lot

Notice the pessimistic sarcastic snarky-ness.

Workplace Training

Bimbo rants on her kind

Millennials as a music video

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Fun Facts

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  • Millennials are untalented assholes responsible for Web 2.0, Flat Design, Minimalism, and Silicon Valley.
  • Millennials have invented over 9000 different genders and sexual identities.
  • Millennials idolize and leach everything off from 3 countries: Japan, Mexico and South Korea. They LOVE animu faggotry, pocky, korean BBQ and everything from the nearby land of illegal immigrant nazis.
  • All millennials hate America and all western countries except those glorified by the liberal media. They hate it for opposing agonizing transgender SRS 'treatments', opposing feminism, and allowing Christian holy books in their Prussian, communist nazi, leftist schools
  • They think getting to level 60 in World of Warcraft, clubbin' their unborn babies, or speaking Japanese like an autistic toddler with Down Syndrome are life accomplishments.
  • The females have sucked 37 real dicks and 500 strawberry pocky sticks by the age of 15.
  • They don't think twice about consequences of their actions. They're all leftist robots with the LeftChip implanted into their lil' brains.
  • They can't keep a job for more than 3 years, unless it's at starbucks.
  • They watch Japanese, Korean and mexican children's shows for Christ's sake!
  • They just won't have kids! Except the niggers, spics, feminists and transgender faggots.
  • in 2021, all major U.S. cities will be dominated by Californians, feminists, transgenders, spics, and muslims, and civil whites will become endangered (and in constant danger of being killed by those damn spictards!).
  • They didn't bring me my goddamn coffee, but instead gave me a fugly, sugary unicorn shake!
  • They're in $1,000,000,000,000.00+ of student loan debt
  • On average, they have over $50,000 of debt
  • 20% of them are unemployed
  • 99.9% of them cant go 5 minutes without those damn cellsmartphones!
  • 69% of them voted for King Nigger; 9001% felt the Bern
  • 100% of them should kill themselves

Notable Millennials

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See Also

  • Hipster - The vast majority of Millennials today.
  • Goth - A faggy clique that peaked with the Millennial generation.
  • Emo - an even faggier clique that peaked with 1990~1992 births.
  • Scene - Even queerer than before! Peaked in 2006~2008, with 1994~1996 births.
  • Mental illness - Up to 69% of Millennials have one.
  • Homosexuality - A mental disease affecting 1 out of 5 Millennials.
  • Social Justice - They serve as foot soldiers of the social justice militia.
  • Antifa - A domestic terrorist group composed mostly by Millennials.
  • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome - suffered by half of them.

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