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Milo Yiannopoulos ✡ (formerly Milo Yiannopoulos and Milo Andreas Wagner; Greek: Μίλων Γιαννόπουλος, Hebrew: מילו יאנופולוס) is a homosexual, legally Jewish, nigger-loving Greek faggot who is the "Tech Editor" for right-wing tabloid Breitbart. Despite being a self-proclaimed "journalist", Milo is actually just a failure of a troll who steals the hard-hitting investigative journalism of Encyclopædia Dramatica's own loyal editors and then attempts to pass it off as his own work.
Milo Yiannopoulos, previously Milo Wagner, had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get fatter.
The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.
(For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".) Which You can't do that anymore seeing as his (((twitter))) has been permaband.
Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents.
The poor quality of his work might be attributed to the fact he dropped out of both Manchester and Cambridge. Something he believes he should brag about in an article literally entitled: "I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine". "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went", he continues and reaffirms what everyone suspected: He didn't study very hard, which is why he isn't very good. It also explains why 99% of his writing is opinion pieces about how he hates liberals and how much sex he has (not a feat, considering he mostly bones starving, pakistani immigrants) that don't leave him any time to report on any actual news. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his upcoming book.
Besides having the worst hair, Milo is also known to suffer from severe dyslexia.
Milo hates gamers
The only thing Milo had ever gotten right was that gamers are a bunch of fat, pale, basement dwelling losers and nerds. For many years he held the (correct) belief that gamers need to either get out of the house and get a life, or stay inside and end it.
The Wonga Scandal
Despite now pretending to be against corruption, Milo has a long history of just that. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. and prevented another company from winning a shitty award.
— I had a conversation with the organiser, Milo Yiannopoulos and I picked Wonga as the winner. I had the casting vote. Although, as organiser, he didn't have a vote he agreed., http://archive.is/2rbEp
Wagner also founded and later sold a site called "The Kernel" (which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth), better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious, with Milo commenting on it: "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees". Milo? Arrogant? No way...
Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum. Perhaps the money he needed came from the money he didn't use to pay its employees or its bills (his criticism of Gawker sounds a bit ironic now). The site itself was able to do quite well without the burden of Milo's ineptitude at the helm, and his tabloid of right-wing propaganda was ironically bought out by the liberal shithole that is The Daily Dot.
Gee, wonder where (((all that paycheck money))) went..
Dan Waller aka Milo Yiannopoulos
Exactly like TheRalphRetort claiming to be reporting, it turned out The Kernel turned into a one-man blog, when Milo couldn't pay his bills. So how do you make it appear as if you actually have staff equipped? Easy. Pretend that you are them. So Milo did just that. Pretended to be a man named Dan Waller.
Weird how he doesn't hasn't mentioned this name once, huh?
Wagner invites 376. 15 Shows up
For a writing seminar, called DeviantArt., or some shit where you could be sure you wouldn't learn a thing Wagner was quick to to learn from the master wordsmith Milo Wagner. Complete with dyslexia and bad poetry. But only 15 showed up, the rest realizing that they could learn better writing by heading to
Trollwatch/Milo literally crying about trolling
Before he was pro-trolling, Wagner was very much opposed to it. You might have picked up the pattern that Milo is a regular Hillary Clinton when it comes to his opinions. In that case you'd be correct. He (presumably) wrote an article about harmful online trolling was.
And just 24 hours prior to this, Wagner himself was whining about how he was trolled :D. This points to the fact that Milo was the creator of the post.
So what did that horrible man say?
So what was Milo's response? He went all-out insane, and doxed the guy for this. He wrote an article complete with workplace, new and a name and shame. . Milo's fucking pussybitchness was so huge, that even comments called him out, for being the biggest pussy the world has ever seen.
And there are many more examples of The Kernel crying about trolls. And if you didn't think that wasn't bad enough, he actually thought against those refuted the rape myths.
Milo's Nazi Phase
Before becoming the right-wing hackjob he is today, Wagner was actually a full-blown Nazi. So not much of change there then.
So whenever some fat blue-haired unfuckable is calling Milo a literal nazi, remember that he actually is.
Milo's SJW Phase
While trying to get a proper job, Wagner worked as an online editor of The Catholic Herald, while blogging for something called Counter Knowledge. Here he wrote such great articles as " " and " ". Counter-Culture describes itself as "Counterknowledge.com will draw attention to every kind of bogus theory, whether it emanates from maverick scientists, Christian evangelists, media nutritionists, Muslim scholars or “alternative” historians". Besides this, Milo also worked as a speech writer for a feminist and global warming advocate, Bianca Jagger.
—http://archive.is/qdtCS, Milo writing for Bianca
Milo also created her website, because apparently Milo was a web-developer.
Milo's Poetry Phase
A Swarm Of Wasps
Milo's first venture into poetry is book called A Swarm Of Wasps, where Milo mistakenly thinks he is the new Nietzsche. The book contains the worst poetry known to man, even beating out Blue's poetry.
—Excerpt from TOO HOT THE EYE OF HEAVEN, Milo
On the one year anniversary of his shit book, Milo went for it and tried to outdo himself. This time instead of publishing nursery rhymes, he tried to be edgy and included some sections in German. Another language he fails to grasp. He also decided that plagirizing lyrics from Tori Amos was a good idea.
Milo's Old Contact Information
Milo joins #GamerGate
Milo abandoned the last shred of ethics that made him encourage fat Nintendo addicts to try and lose their virginity, and traded it for the minor monitory gains and brief admiration of the losers he once despised.
No self-respecting journalist was willing to cover GamerGate (and those with little enough dignity to report on it were at least smart enough to write about how they're a bunch of women-hating faggots), but lucky for the human blobs that post that hashtag, Milo has no abundance of that. He was quick to capitalize on the gullible saps and began to write article after article about GamerGate (seriously, does he ever report on any actual news?) in an attempt to convert its members into republicans and turn them into his personal army in his war on SJWs.
Soon he was expanding his octopus-like grip on various sub-cultures of angry nerds by writing articles about feminism in feminism in comics, science fiction and other topics no one cares and he knows nothing about.
However, soon his goal became clear...
To Sell A Book
As previously stated, Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées.
The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.
To Hate On Transsexuals
Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment facility of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:
Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people go through every day, and which he helps to facilitate.
Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girls and less at odds with god and nature.
Obviously, he is wrong.
To Call A Feminist "Darling"
After having colored his hair blond in to appear even gayer, Milo went on The Big Question on BBC to debate whether his hair looks like pee. Spoiler: it does. In the midst of debating a feminist, Milo was of course losing the argument, so he quickly deflected and called the feminist 'darling'. Of course being a smug asshole, Milo just laughed when they pointed how sexist he was. Clearly he learned nothing.
To Become Editor Of Breitbart Tech
At the ebb of October international muckraking website, Breitbart, where Yiannopoulos inexplicably has a job, decided to launch a new segment on their shit website in order to gain more clicks from the autists of GamerGate. To even cater more these nerds, they decided to employ GamerGate sweetheart Milo as an editor, even as we earlier explained just one year prior he fucking hated tech and gamers. Great thinking there. So one redditor decided to test the technical prowess of Milo, by asking some very simple questions. But Milo was unable to answer even a single one, because he knows nothing. Simple questions like what specs his computer has and why 60 fps is better for gaming. Rather than being BTFO for his ignorance, his loyal and retarded followers politely told him the correct answers to all the questions. They still defend this, somehow.
To celebrate his newly appointed position, he and the rest of the Breitbart crew decided to hold a YouTube hang-out, because why use your own site? That would require that they knew shit about tech. So instead they decided to use a feature for amateurs. And even then they fucked up. Somehow they forgot to turn on livechat for their 8 hour long show. The show was utter shit, that focused not on their new section, but instead focused on gathering some GamerGate darlings. Can anyone say pandering? So instead of using those 8 hours to promote the site and showing what they were capable of, they spent the time having on various autistic manchildren, while Milo tried to usurp (Uslurp?) all the attention.
Milo trying to Minecraft
To Get Unverified From Twitter
Last Thursday, Milo was unverified from Twitter as they discovered he was not actually a journalist, but was the spearhead of a 44 man operation designed to harass women in tech, but more on that later. When Milo announced that he had been unverified, his dumb fanboys were fast to cry foul, while Wagner was busy creating 20,000 sock puppet accounts, so he could pretend that this was beneficial to him and his cronies. Milo is so utterly butthurt about this, and not in the way this faggot prefers, that he actually uses the heavy ballot X (✘) at the end of his name.
To Become Utterly Butt Smashed Over An April Fools Joke
In a shocking turn of event, Buzzfeed wrote a about Mr. Whatsapiecost himself, that was published on April 1st.
A lot of the bleach must have penetrated that thick skull of his, and rotted away his gay brain, because he decided to take it serious, and write aabout how the left is destroying America or some crap. Or maybe the truth is that Milo is repeating Kernel again?
To Become An Game
To (((Scam))) People Out Of More Money
In January 2016, Milo ✡ held another shitty streaming marathon, where he had people donate their hard earned cash, like he was named Anita Sarkeesian, so that he could create a privilege grant fund.
That money of course and instead ended up feeding Milo's increasing drug habit. Sounds all to familiar, doesn't it?
The explanation that Milo gave was between extremely wishy-washy to . It is clear that this fraud once again pocketed the money. It's about ethics in journalism. He proclaimed that he didn't need the money because of his credit card average:
Yes, this (((fraud))) actually wants people to believe that he is worth that of half a million dollars annually, when his net worth is . Or that their estimated ad income is
No wonder Breitbart has refused to show its tax records or publicize the fact that their CEO lives in a house owned by Mostafa El-Gindy.
To Do A Nimble Scam
Having already run out of drugs, Milo needed a new quick way to get rich quick. Here he teamed up with Martin Shkreli in order to get people to donate to a millionaire, named Palmer Luckey. The whole charade was nothing but a shell-game. Even the This was such a complete disaster that even the mods at /r/theDonald had to .
To Push His Christian Agenda
To Make Rap Exclusively Black People Again
While Milo was busy stealing money, sucking black dick or stealing money he needed some entertainment. Meet Mike Dece, the ultimate evidence that. The original is a fucking disaster. No rhyme or reason. A non-existent beat. We will save you from dying of second-hand embarrassment by not showing you the original video.
To Still Cry About Trolling and Set Fanbase After People
Some of Milo's idiotic fanboys in our pre-GG section about him crying and doxing someone that trolled him in 2012, would argue that he's changed and that he would not to the exact same fucking thing today. That he is pro-free speech and the fact that if you get abuse you should just turn the phone off, like nigga just close your eyes. Well this nigger-cock loving Kike is still a hypocrite. So now his autistic fanboys have even less of an excuse of excusing this complete piece of shit. None. Nil. Zero. Nada.
Of course Milo, failing to have a memory of what he used to look like back in yonder years (and even now), thinks he can mock him for his appearance too, when we all know if he looked exactly the same but happened to be a equipped with a black dick, Milo would be salivating for this gorilla dick. Of course it's funny that Milo is attacking journalists doing hit pieces on him when previously he was desperate for them as a means to get more fame and notoriety. Guess he couldn't stand the heat in the kitchen.
The original article
The first version of this article was created by what appears to be an honest-to-god SJW that wrote the entire thing like the most typical tumblr blog post ever, citing such evidence as "Misandry" being underlined by spellcheckers to prove it isn't a real thing (despite the same being true for "Transphobia") and using both terms like "*trans", "Trigger Warning", "White Privilege" and an account that was created solely for the purpose of writing them, that he then promptly abandoned.
We honestly can't tell if this person was being serious or a troll, or if indeed his or our version of this article was better.
So here is the original version of this article for your reading pleasure.
- Shanley Kane - Wrote some articles about her together with Weev that are actually worth reading
- Postal 2 - You can kill him in this game
- Ian Miles Cheong
- Paul Joseph Watson
- Todd in the Shadows
- Verified - What Milo isn't.
- Leslie Jones' Twitter Meltdown - How Milo was permaB& from twatter.
- Shameless Self-Promotion
- His website
Banned Nope, in possession of a weeaboo
- His Breitbart columns - A good read if you enjoy fiction
- if they can change it they can change reality itself. - currently under attack by feminists hoping that
- Article about him having a slapfight with Stephen Fry
- Milo's Wikiuser account. Apparently he knows how hold a flute.
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