Milo Yiannopoulos

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Milo learning about some real journalism

Hailing from the United Kingdom, Milo Yiannopoulos is a greasy, olive-picking writer for the right-wing tabloid "Breitbart" who recently turned 35 but whose hairline seems to be pushing 55. Yiannopoulos is a tranny hating faggot who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn and/or Shower.

Milo Yiannopoulos, previously Milo Wagner, had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching onto GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult. He himself is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get ~~fat~~ fatter.

The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.

(For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".)

Writing

Milo in just a few years

Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents, most of which border on the legally actionable and include, but are not limited to, obvious slander and baseless accusations that both Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are stealing donation money and lying about filing police reports, both of which turned out not to be true.

The poor quality of his work might be attributed to the fact he dropped out of both Manchester and Cambridge. Something he believes he should brag about in an article literally entitled: "I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine". "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went", he continues and reaffirms what everyone suspected: He didn't study very hard, which is why he isn't very good. It also explains why 99% of his writing is opinion pieces about how he hates liberals and how much sex he has (not a feat, considering he mostly bones starving, pakistani immigrants) that don't leave him any time to report on any actual news. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his upcoming book.

When he isn't being published on internet news rags, Yiannopoulos has a blog that contains numerous entries attacking prominent Muslim leaders, painting them as anti-Western. The racism there is reminiscent of what you'd find on Pamela Geller's Atlas Shrugs or The Daily Stormer.

Milo hates trannies

Self-proclaimed shitlord.

	“	Being transsexual is a bit like being gluten intolerant: for every real one, there are fifteen or twenty just trying it on for attention.	„

Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment facility of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:

“	[Transgenderism] is the only mental illness classified as such by the medical establishment that we indulge with surgery instead of treating with therapy	„

“	Post-op transsexuals are no longer man, nor yet female; able neither to ejaculate nor be inseminated.	„

“	The answer should be obvious: we’re abusing people who need our help, by indulging their psychoses in place of administering treatment.	„

Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people go through every day, and which he helps to facilitate.

It is these beliefs that have lead him to write multiple articles mocking trannies, as well as otherkin and transniggers, and wage an ongoing war with Brianna Wu during which he outed her and said:

“	We are using “she” and “her” as a polite courtesy in this report.	„

Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girls and less at odds with god and nature.
Obviously, he is wrong.

Milo hates gamers

The only thing Milo had ever gotten right was that gamers are a bunch of fat, pale, basement dwelling losers and nerds. For many years he held the (correct) belief that gamers need to either get out of the house and get a life, or stay inside and end it. All of which is pretty ironic because...

Milo joins #GamerGate

What GamerGators think about when they fap

Milo abandoned the last shred of ethics that made him encourage fat Nintendo addicts to try and lose their virginity, and traded it for the minor monitory gains and brief admiration of the losers he once despised.

No self-respecting journalist was willing to cover GamerGate (and those with little enough dignity to report on it were at least smart enough to write about how they're a bunch of women-hating faggots), but lucky for the human blobs that post that hashtag, Milo has no abundance of that. He was quick to capitalize on the gullible saps and began to write article after article about GamerGate (seriously, does he ever report on any actual news?) in an attempt to convert its members into republicans and turn them into his personal army in his war on SJWs.

Soon he was expanding his octopus-like grip on various sub-cultures of angry nerds by writing articles about feminism in feminism in comics, science fiction and other topics no one cares and he knows nothing about.

However, soon his goal became clear...

Just in it to sell a book

As previously stated, Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées.
The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.

The Kernel

Even Wikipedia knows what's up

Despite now pretending to be against corruption, Milo has a long history of just that. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. and prevented another company from winning a shitty award.

But that wasn't it. Yiannopoulos also founded and later sold a site called "The Kernel" (which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth), better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious, with Milo commenting on it: "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees". Milo? Arrogant? No way...

Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum. Perhaps the money he needed came from the money he didn't use to pay its employees or its bills (his criticism of Gawker sounds a bit ironic now). The site itself was able to do quite well without the burden of Milo's ineptitude at the helm, and his tabloid of right-wing propaganda was ironically bought out by the liberal shithole that is The Daily Dot.

Gee, I wonder where all that paycheck money went...

Called a feminist darling

After having colored his hair blond in to appear even gayer, Milo went on The Big Question on BBC to debate whether his hair looks like pee. Spoiler: it does. In the midst of debating a feminist, Milo was of course losing the argument, so he quickly deflected and called the feminist 'darling'. Of course being a smug asshole, Milo just laughed when they pointed how sexist he was. Clearly he learned nothing.

	“	Frankly darling, I just don't give a damn	„
	—Milo Yiannopoulos

Dyslexia

Besides having the worst hair, Milo is also known to suffer from severe dyslexia.

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since the serious

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#BigMILO stream and Head of Breitbart Tech

Milo and computar

At the ebb of October international muckraking website, Breitbart, where Yiannopoulos inexplicably has a job, decided to launch a new segment on their shit website in order to gain more clicks from the autists of GamerGate. To even cater more these nerds, they decided to employ GamerGate sweetheart Milo as an editor, even as we earlier explained just one year prior he fucking hated tech and gamers. Great thinking there. So one redditor decided to test the technical prowess of Milo, by asking some very simple questions. But Milo was unable to answer even a single one, because he knows nothing. Simple questions like what specs his computer has and why 60 fps is better for gaming. Rather than being BTFO for his ignorance, his loyal and retarded followers politely told him the correct answers to all the questions. They still defend this, somehow.

To celebrate his newly appointed position, he and the rest of the Breitbart crew decided to hold a YouTube hang-out, because why use your own site? That would require that they knew shit about tech. So instead they decided to use a feature for amateurs. And even then they fucked up. Somehow they forgot to turn on livechat for their 8 hour long show. The show was utter shit, that focused not on their new section, but instead focused on gathering some GamerGate darlings. Can anyone say pandering? So instead of using those 8 hours to promote the site and showing what they were capable of, they spent the time having on various autistic manchildren, while Milo tried to usurp (Uslurp?) all the attention.

After the 8 hours of torture was over, nothing was learned, so much like Breitbart Tech it was just a waste of time.

Milo trying to Minecraft

Unverified From Twitter

A few days ago, Milo was unverified from twitter because he upset a bunch of fat SJWs, resulting in a huge victory for Leftards, and for Milo, who gained 20,000 new followers due to the incident. Milo has decided he doesn't look good in blue anyway and now uses a black X, as a symbol of interracial love.

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The original article

Moar info: Milo Yiannopoulos/Feminist Version.

The first version of this article was created by what appears to be an honest-to-god SJW that wrote the entire thing like the most typical tumblr blog post ever, citing such evidence as "Misandry" being underlined by spellcheckers to prove it isn't a real thing (despite the same being true for "Transphobia") and using both terms like "*trans", "Trigger Warning", "White Privilege" and an account that was created solely for the purpose of writing them, that he then promptly abandoned.

We honestly can't tell if this person was being serious or a troll, or if indeed his or our version of this article was better.
So here is the original version of this article for your reading pleasure.

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lol "shitlord"

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ED admin plays a fun game with Milo. You should try it too!

Of course he would go on 4chan

Solid reasoning on why Milo's identity is a fucking act

Despite not being ginger, he still has no soul.

Eww.

A purge of misogynists and racists? Finally!	Chimpout is an extremely racist term. Yiannopoulos needs to check his privilege and use neutral language.	Bigot alert.	MUH SOGGY KNEES.
Coloring his hair just like a feminist. What a shock. (He is also an insecure twat)	Blond snuggle fag.