Misterpoet is a regular poster at Sparknotes' Your Poetry message boards. His poetry, usually lacking any creativity, logic, or any semblance to modern English, used to be mocked mercilessly, and his comments sparked some of the best drama of all time. His Sparknotes profile says his IQ is 72, two points away from being legally retarded
Examples of Poetry
Death, she is of beauty to my eyes, She calls my name with peace tonight, And I follow her into the light Where everything is clam and peaceful and quiet. Nothing more is around but me and death holding hands. We walk together down the hall into eternity-- a room painted sky with roses and a waterfall. Then she drifts off and I'm alone in my twilight, though not afraid of this lonliness... Every-so-often, she returns and we speak of harmony and I smile, full of joy and glee. I can't believe it took so long for her to come and take me. The lulz here
The Best of His Drama
Comments to Critique
When someone disagrees with Misterpoet's creative vision and challenges the merit of his "work", Misterpoet gets very upset. Taken from the same thread as the above poem:
- "YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF SAYING I FORCED THE GODDAMN RHYME... I DIDN'T.
- AND SECOND OFF: I LIKE EMILY DICKINSON! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU THINK SHE SUCKS...
- I HATE FUCKING PEOPLE SAYING I FORCE SHIT... I DON'T!
- I have many idol's... Emily, Carl, Cummings, Longfellow, Whitman... and more here
"Poet of the Year"
Once Misterpoet contributed to a scam poetry contest, where everyone contributing a poem gets his or her poem in an anthology with a message saying they are "Poet of the Year!!" Excited, he told everyone at Your Poetry he was "POET OF THE YEAR (BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!)" His dreams were crushed by the sentimental audience. (The whole thread)
Misterpoet claims to be gay here, yet also claimed he had a son and girlfriend, and was engaged to his boyfriend the "shocker" here. No one knows how he can lead so many lives at once, unless he is in fact bullshitting.
Misterpoet has recently blanked his and various other ED Userpages and has threatened ED and TransmitFailure with legal action. However, instead, Misterpoet missed his e-court date and instead blanked the page. All e-charges were dropped, and thus, the page stays.
For the love of Garwy
As Misterpoet's court date approached and the extent of the charges became known, Garwy (who Misterpoet had always adored, no matter how much Garwy sneered at him) suddenly decided Misterpoet's 'poems' were now wonderful, and they had email correspondence, no doubt in an attempt to expand their pedo ring on Sparknotes.