—Mitsu, on being a lolcow
This devianTARTlet recently provided a little bit of lulzy drama by responding to one of the rare times on dA someone actually attempts to act like a real artist in a typical fashion expected of any good TART. Other than that she's a total pageview whore who thinks getting visits from this article means she can trick people IRL into thinking she's popular on teh internets.
im in ur thread pissin u off
In an event as rare as Halley's Comet or a furry taking a shower, some art student on the DeviantART got the bright idea to try and act like for serious about teh artz and critique stuff. All seemed to be coming up puppies and rainbows for the wannabe art snobs when Mitsusei popped in saying she didn't need a critique she just wanted to spam her crap. When the art student naturally got pissed off at this Mitsusei started to throw her obviously superior weight around:
Nevermind the student's thread was all about giving actual art critiques, apparently Mitsusei has a right to be mad at him for uh... the fact his thread wasn't about spamming crap or something? So then after the student points out the obvious by calling Mitsusei an idiot she proceeds to be a pot calling a kettle black:
Sounds like someone needs to take their own advice. Mitsusei seems to just keep hammering away at this idea that the student is the bad guy here for not being psychic about her needs and conforming his thread to them before he posted it. How dare he inconvenience the great Mitsusei by expecting her to follow the criteria of his art thread, amirite?
Mitsusei Files An Complaint
Oh but it didn't end there! In an attempt to prove how absolutely right she was, Mitsusei ran over to Complaint's Forum (where dA's pathetic wannabe trolls hang out) and threw up an incomprehensible wall of text complaining about the art student, but since it was so confusing only people who saw the original thread knew what the hell she was angry about. Those people however soon called her on her shit and much lulz were had.
After that it seems she deleted her dA gallery. Scratch that she doesn't even have the stones to delete her gallery for the DRAMAZ: she just scrapped it.
A Lesson Unlearned
Even after all this drama and trying to prove she can so draw with some kind of creepy
hybrid of an anime character and a 5 year old's attempt at a technical drawing of human anatomy (BALEETED) our story concludes with our hero Mitsusei not learning a damn thing (ALSO BALEETED) :
Screw you guys! I just draw for fun! You may be able to create art that someone out there actually would want to look at, but I can make BREAD! Mitsusei is proven superior once again!
I can be an artist with foods, you guys! Screw drawing! Who needs it! It's stupid and I didn't want to do it anyway! Even though culinary arts is considered bullshit by a lot of people and there's much more to it than just the ability to cook edible food making bread makes me a artist!
Mitsusei goes on to try to prove how mature she is by asking her ass-kissing fans for moar critiques from now on (given they think Mitsusei is worthy of worship they probably don't have a whole lot of sound artistic advice to contribute) but welcomes them to kiss her ass as well.
If she was more popular I'd daresay we have another snapesnogger on our hands.
Mitsusei's Response to This Article
Mitsusei recently put up a journal which proves what an attention whoring comment slut she is.
It's doubtful she'll delete it (scratch that, she replaced the text in it. But the quotes from the original remain here) because she seems to think being in ED makes her P0PULUR!
—Mitsusei, trying in vain to pretend ED's article made her happy
—Mitsusei, not realizing it would also bring over 9000 EDiots to troll her
—Mitsusei, off to the complaint forum to stir up more drama
For future lulz at your expense we can only hope. Godspeed, Mitsusei. Godspeed.
Mitsusei's Fanwankers' Responses to this Article
Watch out ED. This black person's all up in your grill.
—Mitsusei, on some kind of drug I haven't encountered before
Because DeviantART pageviews inflate your e-penis, which is the only penis Mitsusei has.
(Nevermind when the above quote was stated this page had only 400 views, and at least 100 of them were Mitsusei and her cronies)
Mitsusei Joins ED
Seeing that her brilliant masterpieces had their copyrights violated repeatedly by ED's long, hard, throbbing server (despite their flawless watermark protection), the succulent Mitsu arrived here on ED to have the art removed and get an ED name of her own.
But because of azn pride, Mitsusei could not be satiated by merely having her precious artworks removed from the leering gaze of ED. She began systematically de-lulzing this article, mistaking the wiki links for "hidden text" and completely doing it wrong. This started a very lulzy revert war with Mitsusei's azn butthurting aimed solely at a mysterious figure she calls "Icklebee". No one is sure who or what this Icklebee is or what signifigance it has to Mitsusei.
—Mitsusei, on this article's talk page
Mitsusei deleted or saved over all her DeviantART journals that were quoted here and started accusing ED of doctoring screepcaps and making up quotes. Luckily, since she's a lolcow winnar is ED. Everyone knows screencaps are the only way to prove something happened because internets lolcows always try to erase evidence of their lulz.
—Mitsusei, taking ED and the internets seriously
After the revert war and butthurting ceased to be amusing to ED members, Mitsusei was banned. Luckily for the lulz she spent the rest of the night on the ED IRC continuing to treat the whole thing as serious business. Before deciding that everyone's gay for Mitsusei, those present in the chat were treated to Mitsusei's claims of why this article and the fact her photo was briefly posted on it was so SERIOUS:
<Mitsu> You posted my FACE on the article.
<Mitsu> Do you know how serious it could get?
<Mitsu> From strictly the law's point of view
<Mitsu> so humor me for a moment
<Mitsu> Someone from my highschool sees the picture.
<Mitsu> they get an ED account
<Mitsu> post my real life contacts
<Mitsu> I get harassing phonecalls
<Mitsu> I call the police
<Mitsu> what do you think will happen?
<Mitsu> My highschool buddies will get jailed.
<Mitsu> They'll spend several good thousand dollars for lawyers
<Mitsu> And then it'll get traced to you.
<Mitsu> you posted my picture. that's enough evidence
<Mitsu> you wont go to prison
<IckleBee> lol E-lawyer
<Mitsu> you'll have to hire a lawyer and end up with probation for a year.
Other ED patrons in the IRC at the time took up the challenge of finding Mitsusei's phone number so they could call her up and prove the police wouldn't give a shit. They, however, got bored and went to sleep after Mitsusei started acting more emo than like a lolcow but if there are more developments on these lulz please contribute. And where they may not have gotten her number, a video of the lucious queen trap Mitsusei was discovered (see 6:13 of video below).
<Mitsu> No, icklebee, listen to me for a minute.
<Mitsu> Here's the deal
<Mitsu> You remove everything related to me on your talk page.
<Mitsu> I'll let my locked article slide
Milking the Lolcow
If you feel so inclined, you an always get more lulz and reaction from her by doing the following things:
- Post pictures of her and talk about the way she looks.
- Say any meme!
- How do I make bread from scratch ¯\(º_o)/¯
- Desu raids
- Remember to raid her AIM (Mitsusei, and Mitsuseijoshi) and GAIA ACCOUNT (GAIAFAG)
- She's from Canada
- She may pretend to no care, but she is really planning on becoming an hero
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