Morton Devonshire

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Morton Devonshire is a sekrit agent and spie working at Airstrip One, supposedly for the UK government, but more likely is a USA Republican pretending to be British, working for a NeoCon "think-tank." Obviously, Morton Devonshire is not his actual name, which is way too faux-cheerio-mate to really be British. Besides, the English county of Devon is NOT called Devonshire. His job on Wikipedia is to wipe out all signs of "cruft," or in other words, any alternative theories about 9/11, Jews, Israel, and virtually every other topic where the "official story" is doubted by non-NeoCons.

It's not really so interesting that he deletes all these "conspiracies," or arranges to get articles or categories deleted on TOW. That is actually no big deal, as Wikipedia is widely known to be 90% lies and nonsense anyway, and hundreds of universities have forbidden students to cite Wikipedia as a source. The fun part is that he was recently exposed in several major political magazines and web sites as a "disinformation agent," trying desperately to maintain a Bush-friendly perspective on the world.

One of his alter egos is "Rosenkreuz."

Like many if not most of the hardcore Wikipedos, he claims to have a PhD. This virtually guarantees that he does not actually have one. Interestingly, he also admits to having been "tutored by the Jesuits."

The Drama

The Links


Things he has fucked with

An ever-growing list that he is documenting himself, on his Wikipedia page. These are his notes of his achievements, and his comments about them. "Cruft" is Morton's word for anything that goes against US or Israeli policy. In most cases, he has arranged for these articles to be deleted; if not deleted, they are significantly weakened.

Into the Cruft Abyss

  • List of Republican sex scandals
  • Bush Crimes Commission
  • People questioning the 9/11 Commission Report
  • People questioning the 9/11 Commissions account
  • People questioning the official American 9/11 account
  • The Citizens' Commission on 9-11 (merged to 9/11 Truth Movement)
  • Rationales to impeach George W. Bush (deleted & redirected to Movement to impeach George W. Bush)
  • Dubya Dubya Three
  • Bush Knew
  • Nick Berg conspiracy theories
  • The National 9/11 Debate
  • Bush family conspiracy theory -- deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation.
  • 9/11 Bin Laden conspiracy theory
  • "Truth Movement" (deleted & redirected to, the anti-smoking site)
  • 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Jews And Israel
  • 9/11 Jewish conspiracy
  • 9/11 Jewish conspiracy theory
  • 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Pentagon
  • 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Flight 93
  • 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - World Trade Centers
  • Fascists in Christian Clothing: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
  • 9/11 Whitewash Commission
  • 7/7 Truth Movement
  • What Really Happened -- why? nn blog, completely conspiracy cruft, and the Afd was populated by meatpuppets/POV-pushers.
  • Zarqawi PSYOP program -- redirected to the Zarqawi bio page, with cruft deleted.
  • Reptilian Agenda -- what can I say about a subject like this and its author David Icke?
  • Problem-reaction-solution -- nn sloganeering by the tin-foil-hat crowd.
  • WikiProject 9/11 Truth Movement -- now if we could just delete the article, we'd be getting somewhere.
  • Template:WikiProject 911TM -- heh, heh.
  • Bellypunching -- attempt to promote weird fetishism
  • Operation Expose The Government Terrorists -- all content was removed, and the page was redirected to Alex Jones (radio)
  • JFK II: The Bush Connection -- this is getting funnier and funnier
  • The Assassination of JFK JR: Murder by Manchurian Candidate -- don't you love this stuff?
  • Great Liberal Backlash of 2003 -- POV-pushing at its finest, from one of the angriest journalists on the planet, Molly Ivins. Glad it's gone, but its loss will inflame this dude that keeps stalking me
  • Police State 3
  • InfoWars-- redirected to Alex Jones (radio)
  • Participants in the War on Terrorism
  • Nwowatcher
  • The Big Wedding -- you're goin' down CT'ers, down!
  • 9-11: The Road to Tyranny
  • Tinwiki
  • Bob Mcilvaine -- nn Truth Movement crufter
  • Christian Faith and the Truth Behind 9/11
  • 9/11 Synthetic Terror
  • Assassination Science
  • Martial Law: 9/11 Rise of the Police State -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter
  • Crossing the Rubicon (Ruppert) -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter
  • Daniele Ganser -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Daniele Ganser -- nn Truth Movement crufter and author of the sole source for all of the bizarre Operation Gladio articles. Would've been a Snowball except for the single keep vote by Self-Described Lord of All That is Gladio
  • Tom Flocco -- nn Truth Movement crufter
  • TerrorStorm -- yet another nn Truth Movement work
  • Kevin Ryan -- nn conspiracy theorist
  • America Destroyed By Design -- 9/11 conspiracy cruft video
  • Christopher Bollyn -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christopher Bollyn
  • William Woodward (psychologist) -- indoctrinates "9/11 theory" in his psych classes
  • 9-11: The Road to Tyranny -- yet another nn conspiracy theory video
  • Jack Blood -- can't get enough of those nn-conspiracy theorists trying to use Wikipedia to strengthen their notariety
  • Genesis Communications Network -- yeah, if "network" means one guy typing away in his underwear
  • Jason Bermas -- nn conspiracy theorist, deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
  • Korey Rowe -- another Loose Change Looser deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
  • Paul Thompson (researcher) -- redirected to The Terror Timeline
  • Louder than Words -- deleted and hard-redirected to Loose Change (video)
  • Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove -- Alex doesn't live here anymore
  • Controlled-Demolition Theory (9/11 Conspiracy Theory) -- horrific POV fork
  • Template:Alex_Jones -- more CT'er-cruft
  • The Nazi Connection to Islamic Terrorism (book) -- vanity press, violated everything in WP:BK
  • Dylan Avery -- another Loose Changer video conspiracist. Straight delete.
  • Wikipedia:Association of 9/11 All Sides Editors -- of which I was momentarily listed as a "bad editor". Oh well, it's resting in the Abyss now.
  • Larry Silverstein's Comments On WTC Building 7 Collapse -- entirely original kook research, not one ounce of truth to anything said in the article that could be cited to an objective source. Mountain out of molehill at its finest. So much for 9/11 "research" -- pull it.
  • Paul Joseph Watson -- co-hort of Alex Jones
  • Oklahoma City bombing conspiracy theories -- 17 deletes, 1 keep. That says it all.
  • Alex Jones' websites
  • 9/11 Mysteries → Controlled demolition hypothesis for the collapse of the World Trade Center -- re-direct deleted
  • Don Paul -- author of cruft Waking up from our Nightmare: The 9/11 Crimes in New York City. Gone.
  • Progressive Press -- this one was a gimme.
  • Chimpeachment -- speedily deleted as G10/attack page.
  • Kenneth L. Kuttler -- nn conspiracy theorist. Not a single keep vote on that one.
  • The Terror Conspiracy -- conspiracy cruft
  • Mark Robinowitz -- crufter
  • William Christison (CIA) -- crufter
  • Andrew Veal
  • Kathleen Christison -- nn of nn, wife of crufter
  • Lori Klausutis -- that BLP-violating page is finally gone. Boy, what an ugly one! Even Jimbo Wales came down on the delete side on that one. Rest in peace Lori. P.S. And now, thank God, it's been permanently protected from re-creation.
  • Michael Rivero -- non-notable blogographer
  • Bush as Hitler -- deleted and permanently protected from re-creation. And which party is the "Party of Hate"? Good grief. Notice who the editors were on that one. And its companion at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bushhitler
  • Alix Rosenthal -- not conspiracy cruft, but proof that Wikipedia's WP:C&E rules work.
  • Cancer conspiracy -- fastest Afd on record 1 1/2 hours. Morton devonshire 19:23, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Coincidence theory -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Coincidence theory (second nomination) -- nn neologism original research responding to the label of 9/11 "conspiracy theory" label
  • The Final Jihad -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Final Jihad
  • Martin Keating, its author -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Martin Keating
  • Gary Caradori -- part of the Franklin Coverup Scandal
  • The Franklin Coverup -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Franklin Coverup
  • Votergate -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Votergate
  • Worldwide perception of Osama bin Laden -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Worldwide perception of Osama bin Laden
  • Rosalee Grable and Hologram Theory -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Rosalee Grable
  • The Power of Israel in the United States -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Power of Israel in the United States -- Anti-Semitic bullcrap
  • Anthony J. Hilder -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Anthony J. Hilder -- Non-notable conspiracy theorist who appears to have made two videos "9-11 the greatest lie ever sold" and "The GOP - Grand ol Pedophiles. The cruft never ends!
  • Conspiracy of Silence -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Conspiracy of Silence (second nomination) -- Non-notable film failing the requirements of Wikipedia:Notability (films). Part of the Conspiracy Cruft Wikipedia:Vanispamcruftisement of The Franklin Coverup Scandal, which was completely discredited 17 years ago and wholely a creature of the blogosphere.
  • Foreign interference with elections in democratic countries-- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Foreign interference with elections in democratic countries -- part of the Gladio crud.
  • The Evolution of Intelligence -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Evolution of Intelligence --> James Fetzer
  • Murder in Dealey Plaza -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Murder in Dealey Plaza --> James Fetzer
  • The Great Zapruder Film Hoax -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Great Zapruder Film Hoax --> James Fetzer
  • American Assassination -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/American Assassination --> James Fetzer
  • List of songs featuring cowbells -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of songs featuring cowbells (3rd nomination)
  • List of proven conspiracies -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of proven conspiracies (2nd nomination). Hard to imagine a bigger load of WP:OR than this one.
  • The re-re-redirect of Paul Thompson (researcher) -- Wikipedia:Deletion review/Log/2006 December 29 -- oh yeah! Take that, you Infidel!
  • Roland Rance -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Roland Rance
  • US Democratic Party-Iranian fundraising controversy -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/US Democratic Party-Iranian fundraising controversy. Poorly sourced, synthesis of published material violating WP:NOR, and what was sourced was sourced to blogs and other crap violating WP:RS. Bye-bye Conspiracy Cruft!
  • Pilots for 9/11 Truth -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pilots for 9/11 Truth -- cracker-jack research? Yeah right. Thought it up in his underwear, now gone.
  • Don't Attack Iran Coalition -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Don't Attack Iran Coalition -- nn "living room" commie coalition
  • Iran Solidarity -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Iran Solidarity
  • List of killed, threatened or kidnapped Iraqi academics -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of killed, threatened or kidnapped Iraqi academics
  • Action Iran -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Action Iran. This time, Iranians sitting around in their underwear in a living room dreaming of Socialist Utopia. G'bye.
  • American Idiot (film) -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/American Idiot (film) -- what can I say.
  • Nairobi and Bukavu documents -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Nairobi and Bukavu documents -- bizarre conspiracy theory cooked-up by conspiracy theorist Wayne Madsen
  • Buddastrianism -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Buddastrianism -- a new record: 56 mins. Gone.
  • Terror Storm) -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Terror Storm (3rd nomination) -- deleted (again!) and re-directed to Alex Jones.
  • 9/11 Guilt: The Proof is in Your Hands -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/9/11 Guilt: The Proof is in Your Hands -- deleted (again!). Resistance is futile.
  • James Neff -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/James Neff. Next stop, Jeff Rense.
  • Conspiracy realist -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Conspiracy realist -- fabrication by 9/11 TM gone!
  • National Economic Stabilization And Recovery Act -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/National Economic Stabilization And Recovery Act (third nomination). Nutburger hoax.
  • User:NuclearUmpf/trends --Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/User:NuclearUmpf/trends
  • Template:911cd -- Wikipedia:Templates_for_deletion/Log/2007_February_13#Template:911cd
  • Jane Standley - Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Jane Standley
  • Background history of the September 11, 2001 attacks -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Background history of the September 11, 2001 attacks
  • Accusations of rape against United States presidents (second nomination) -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Accusations of rape against United States presidents (second nomination). Bye bye made up crap!
  • The 9/11 REcommission Report -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The 9/11 REcommission Report -- ha, ha, we cannot be stopped!
  • Dissident Voice -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dissident Voice (third nomination)
  • 9/11 + The Neo-Con Agenda Symposium -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/9/11 + The Neo-Con Agenda Symposium (third nomination)
  • Information Clearing House -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Information Clearing House (second nomination) -- nn conspiracy "news" clearinghouse crackpot site.
  • Groups and individuals challenging the official account of 9/11 -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Groups and individuals challenging the official account of 9/11 (2nd) -- a big'un, gone. The 'mo!
  • Scholars for 9/11 Truth -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scholars for 9/11 Truth (5th nomination) -- merged to 9/11 Truth Movement
  • CIA HTTP cookies controversy -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/CIA HTTP cookies controversy (2nd nomination)
  • List of Jewish Fellows of the Royal Society -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/List of Jewish Fellows of the Royal Society (3rd nomination) -- closed as a "non-notable intersection"
  • Rfd re 9/11 conspiracy theories foreknowledge
  • Wikipedia:Templates for deletion/Log/2007 July 3 -- Template:State terrorism
  • Zeitgeist the Movie -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Zeitgeist the Movie aka Zeitgeist the Meatpuppetfest
  • Debunking 9/11 Debunking -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Debunking 9/11 Debunking -- so much for Alex Jones blogosphere efforts to "take me down"
  • Alex Jones views -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Alex Jones views -- redirected to Alex Jones (radio) -- what happened to your "War Room" Jonesites?
  • The Creature from Jekyll Island -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/The Creature from Jekyll Island
  • Kevin ryan (whistleblower and folk hero) -- speedily deleted by KillerChihuahua based upon my earlier successful nomination of Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Kevin Ryan. WP:TRUTH promoters, you cannot win!
  • Architects and engineers for 9/11 truth -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Architects and engineers for 9/11 truth -- the Lithuanian Grove is victorious once again!
  • Architects and engineers for 9/11 truth -- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Architects and engineers for 9/11 truth -- an Über deletion

Flagrant-POV Central

  • If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow Wikipedia rules with respect to WP:RS and WP:OR you're likely to see on Wikipedia, go to Talk:State_terrorism_by_United_States_of_America.
  • In the too bizarre to be fabrication category, we have the American Nihilist Underground Society, aka A.N.U.S.

Should be nominated for Afd

  • Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity -- yet another nn living-room-sized "truth" movement.
  • The terrorists have won and its companion Religion of Peace -- nn neologisms.
  • Wayne Madsen
  • 9/11 Citizens Watch -- fork of fork of fork
  • Information Clearing House -- violates WP:WEB and WP:NOT
  • The New Pearl Harbor
  • William Rodriguez -- WTC janitor with a conspiracy theory
  • Eric Lerner -- nn author of cosmology pseudo-science theory and original research Plasma cosmology
  • Webster G. Tarpley
  • Deborah Frisch nn creature of blogosphere
  • Jim Marrs
  • Chuck Munson
  • The Franklin Coverup and Franklin Coverup Scandal -- non-notable work and smear campaign
  • Ray McGovern
  • The End of Suburbia
  • Jeff Rense
  • Peter Lance
  • Michel Chossudovsky -- only relevant in the "People's Press"
  • The Maltese Double Cross – Lockerbie

Alex Jones Forks

  • Alex Jones (radio)
  • 9/11 + The Neo-Con Agenda Symposium
  • InfoWars redirected to Alex Jones (radio)
  • America Destroyed By Design
  • TerrorStorm
  • Information Clearing House
  • Martial Law: 9/11 Rise of the Police State
  • 9-11: The Road to Tyranny
  • Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove
  • Police State 3
  • Related -- From The Wilderness and Michael Ruppert
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