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Known as "MushiCrosshairs" on FA, this furfag plays a 15-year old cunt who knows more about guns than the army. In real life, she's a 22-year old furry named Reshay Galloway who lives in Montana and draws furry porn of her kid self being dragged by the clit. Oh! and did we forget the humping of a good old fashioned plushie? That's the only way she gets action any more.
She's very good at taking critique and helpful criticism and is always willing to give her own.
Guns: She Knows Them
If you ever post artwork or anything about your fictional character, you best not ever say they are a pro at anything because Mushi will demand proof, especially if it's about guns. Because clearly she is the only one who knows moar and has fired moar guns than most people know exist. For example...
One fine day on FurAffinity, a commissioner posted up their artwork which depicted a character holding some kind of old-fashioned gun to their head. The artist was clearly proud about this piece, and so was the artist who was to receive it. However, Mushi Cunthairs would have none of that. Like a bat, she quickly swooped down and proceeded to flame the artist about HOW NO ONE SHOULD FUCKING HOLD A GUN LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING RETARDS!. While the artist was open to her "constructive" criticism, Mushi couldn't understand this little thing called "artistic licenses" and fucking blew two thousand gaskets. GODDAMN IT WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS DRAW YOUR GUNS CORRECTLY!!!!1
Thus came over 9000 whiny journals and bawwwwfests about how stupid everyone was being because of their ~* gun stupidity *~. She proceeded to make a "Hypothetical Question" journal making comparisons to "Mahler's Symphony No. 1 D-Major" and sheet music that reads as the notes for "Yankee Doodle." Right because someone would go through that much effort.Don't you love how her journal says "INTERNET, SERIOUS BUSINESS" but yet she whines and fucking complains about dipshits holding a trigger wrong?!
Little did she know in order to index a gun, one needs an index finger. But really it's ok guyz, because she's a 15 year old kid and automatically it means she's in the right with stubby missing knuckles digits. But the real reason is because she was using her artistic foreshortening skills. OH I see. When people once again called her out on her hypocrisy, she then ran off to DevianTART telling everyone to "please flame her picture there". However, being the pussy cuntrag cumdumpster that she is, she disabled all comments from her website. WAY TO GO, FAGGOT! YOU REALLY SHUT THEM DOWN! Too bad she doesn't even know how to use a fucking gun.
She enjoys a rousing romp with her plushie lion "Rory". We can't give you hard facts on this, however, so far we only have "suggestive" art that leads us to believe they do get it on. There's probably some hanky panky going on if you check out her Youtube. We've linked it at the bottom.
Mushi's dream is to get her art out there and with any luck gain a position in the furfag community.
Some of Mushi's moar lawlzy quotes
—on her profile
—also on her profile
—Her character, guns, she knows them
—Her comment towards a commission LeeLee posted
- Her FurAffinity. (Be sure to leave her plenty of delicious constructive criticism! ^____^)
- Her other FurAffinity.
- Her other other FurAffinity. How many does this bitch have?
- Her DA
- Her website. Make sure to waste those quote requests, she yelled at a customer for using them up. I'm SURE she'll appreciate them being wasted all the time!
- Her Youtube account, complete with fursuits, faggotry, and murry purry ness with her fuck buddy.
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