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My Posting Career is a Something Awful spinoff forum for racist ex-goons who consider themselves too intellectual for Stormfront or VNN. Popular discussion topics include making fun of liberals, boasting about their weightlifting routines, and whining about how niggers, Jews and faggots are ruining everything.

In other words, it’s a typical white nationalist Internet circlejerk. Because MPC considers itself the sophisticated alternative to run-of-the-mill Hitler fetishism, though, the gap between their self-perception and reality is a reliable source of lulz.

Pleasureman, the site administrator, started My Posting Career after falling out with the owner of The New Effort. Since The New Effort was a replacement for SASS, which was created to troll Something Awful, this earns MPC the dubious distinction of being a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum.

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Posting Careerists

Pleasureman

Führer of MPC. (powerword: Brian Uecker) A pasty, middle-aged college dropout working as an IT drone in some godforsaken Texas exurb, Pleasureman considers himself a sophisticated thinker with fresh ideas for conservative intellectual discourse, which is why he surrounds himself with slapfighting Something Awful rejects and bans anyone who disagrees with him.

He used to run a blog called Udolpho where his essays occasionally got linked to by serious conservative bloggers, but while other “alternative right” bloggers of similar vintage have gone on to journalistic careers as thinking man’s racists, Pleasureman decided he would rather be tinpot dictator of an Internet message board. Udolpho now serves as a showcase for the “best” of MPC, fooling unsuspecting newbies into believing that they’re posting on a serious forum.

Pleasureman has a half-baked ideology, ripped off from the Cliffs Notes versions of serious thinkers like Oswald Spengler and James Burnham, which blames the problems of modern society on “scale.” When in a lazy mood, however, he does what every other whiny racist loser does and blames the Jews.

PMAN sees his forum as a conservative think tank and his role as moderator to be the curation of the dissident right’s sharpest minds:

 
 
Stormfront is also too large. There seems to be a pattern that as these venues increase in scale, they attract more misfits, angry kooks, and unintelligent free riders who simply parrot ideological dogma. Stormfront has a staggering number of forums and subforums, which promotes cliquish subgroups and further petrifies discussion.

I envision MPC as more on the scale of a mailing list or magazine, and am wary of seeing it get too large. I think a healthy amount of turnover is necessary, and when you don't have that turnover you get entrenched, sprawling forums that lose their focus and cater to the lowest common denominator. My role here is partly editorial, to maintain scope and tone and some kind of intellectual standard.
 


 

In practice, this means driving away thoughtful posters with arbitrary bans while giving free rein to one-note trolls like Rippedphreak and King Of Niger, then complaining that nobody is contributing quality content. His occasional attempts to raise the tone of the forum are doomed to fail, since potential recruits who browse the forum archives quickly discover that MPC is a cesspool of gay slapfights and that Pleasureman is a petty, insecure nerd who responds to trivial disagreements with tantrums and dox dropping. Because IRL serious thinkers recognize that the chance to discuss conservative social science on an Internet forum isn’t worth provoking the explosive nerdrage of an underachieving drama queen, MPC’s intellectual cadre will remain a broken pack of spergs for the foreseeable future.

Just remember: at the end of the day MPC is exactly the forum Pleasureman wants it to be, and if you think that reflects badly on him, you’re right.

Pleasureman’s Wife

Pleasureman’s wife doesn’t read My Posting Career, possibly because she can’t read. A staunch opponent of feminism who believes women shouldn’t be allowed to go to college, Pleasureman put his ideas into practice by marrying a docile, homely woman with a high school education and no career prospects. She then pulled off an epic countertroll by turning out to be infertile, crushing Pleasureman’s dreams of siring a litter of Aryan babies to carry on his struggle against the Jew.

If this sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing you’d read at a Men’s Rights or pickup artist forum, then you have failed to realize that those people are basement-dwelling aspie neckbeards who have nothing at all in common with MPC’s worldly, sophisticated social conservatism, and if you dare suggest otherwise Pleasureman will ban you. (Notice a pattern yet?)

Mlad

Raised by two lesbians in an affluent Orange County suburb, Mlad rebelled against his permissive liberal upbringing by embracing right-wing religious extremism, but his mental instability prevents him from staying with any one church long enough for Christian lessons about “humility” and “not being a namedropping pseudo-intellectual blowhard” to sink in.

Mlad is prone to spontaneous meltdowns during the depressive phase of his bipolar cycle and regularly gets himself banned, but Pleasureman always invites him back because his knowledge of obscure Eastern Orthodox theologians makes him the closest MPC will ever get to a genuine intellectual.

Fun fact: in the time it took you to read this sentence, Mlad changed religions again!

King of Niger

A Canadian Arab with a micropenis who likes to boast about his career as a small-time drug dealer, King of Niger (KoN) serves as Pleasureman’s enforcer by spamming unpopular posters with photos of scat play and gay bodybuilders. Remember,

 
 
My role here is partly editorial, to maintain scope and tone and some kind of intellectual standard.
 

 

Rippedphreak

A master of verbal creativity and comic timing, his catchphrases “lawgic trap” and “stawp poasting” never get stale no matter how many times he repeats them.

Some e-detectives believe that Rippedphreak is actually a sockpuppet for Pleasureman, whose compulsion to shit up his own forum is too great to be restricted to a single admin account.

eloh

A fat, unsightly reject from Something Awful's drug subforum, eloh shamelessly posts stories about having sex with men and shoving drugs up his ass, then chimps out when other posters express their disgust. He claims everyone who "obsesses" over him is secretly gay despite the fact that he regularly takes mouthfuls of dick in exchange for room and board. Not banned because Pleasureman whiteknights him constantly; this may be because Pleasureman secretly harbors paternal feelings towards eloh as the rebellious teenage son he was cruelly denied by his wife's Gobi Desert-like uterus. *update* Eloh has now banned himself because people laughed and mocked him over having Bleeding Bum Murphy's disease and said it was his own fault because of all the butt drugs. *update*

That One Guy

A freeman on the land who never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like, That One Guy (TOG) is representative of the intelligence and erudition of the typical MPC poster, a fact that must keep Pleasureman up at nights. TOG can be relied upon to give wrongheaded legal advice (with his characteristic 10th grade english skills) based on tenuous etymologies and crank history, and given the amount of time he spends studying crackpot theories, he may be MPC’s best-read contributor.

It has been argued by some that TOG's striking popularity is, on some level, an elaborate troll on the part of Pman, and an extension of his own vanity in seeing whether MPC would take kindly to such a blatantly awful poster who embodies the lowbrow values Pman claims to despise (who doesn't even carry any sort of ironic entertainment, like KoN or eloh), yet was allowed to flourish solely because of him. Whatever the case, MPC is in love with this partially retarded, painfully generic schizoid Stormfront poster (who is also married, and likely in his 30's), and his popularity, after all this time, shows no sign of letting up.

Myrmecodon

Because of their constant derision of all things nerd, it might come as a surprise that not only is there an embarrassing video game nerd who is a regular contributor to MPC, but they've also never once been banned. Myrmecodon is perhaps the best example yet that if you toe the party line just enough on MPC, you'll keep your posting career.

In spite of this, Myrmecodon is far from a popular poster. As an unabashed video game nerd, Myrmecodon regularly tries to interject conservative theorizing with his vast knowledge of video games, Webcomics, and Anime, where he is then roundly mocked, downvoted and trolled. Much like a typical autist, Mymrecodon frequently bandies around MPC memes and catchphrases with little to no understanding of their proper context or delivery, the results of which are never funny, and often incomprehensible. Still, his position as laughingstock of the forums hasn't kept him from proselytizing for MPC in the comments sections of other right-wing blogs.

Mackie

A South African expat living in Australia, Mackie fills MPC's role alongside TOG (though not quite as retarded) as the resident generic white nationalist poster. The bulk of Mackie's posts (moreso than the average MPC poster) consist of angry diatribes about how terrible niggers are that read like they could have been fished out at random from Stormfront or any other white nationalist forum. Nonetheless, MPC showers him with upvotes whenever possible. (Mackie's sympathies to nazi germany and repealing the vote to only land owning white males have managed to unnerve Pman, however.) Through it all, one can't help but get the impression Mackie would still be a bitter, malcontent creep even if he didn't previously live by the worst niggers in the world.

Bud

Bud is a dog. This above all else is what makes Bud so remarkable. One might look at his posts and find him boring, tepid, even very unfunny (the fact he's seemingly older than Pleasureman might add this), and rightfully be perplexed at just how much MPC falls head over heels to upvote his shit posts and copy pastes of news articles, and how people constantly circlejerk over the fact he's a dog with terrible jokes emphasizing this. Bud's popularity can be traced back to his approval by Bumbling American, a vastly superior poster, and this was seemingly enough to establish Bud as one of the most circlejerked posters on the forum.

Bud barely posts and for some reason it rattles the cages of various faggots that people started jokingly acting like he was the best poster MPC ever had.

Banned Posters

Bloatswallow

Bloatswallow (powerword: Ash Hutsell) is a fat, humorless feminist with a beta male husband who’s into ass play. Ash hails from the bucolic town of Signal Mountain, Tennessee (population 98.3 percent white), where the women’s studies department at Possum Hollow Community College gave her a thorough grounding in progressive ideology. (Ironically, Signal Mountain is best known as the hometown of a notorious Klansman who murdered a civil rights leader.) Unlike the average feminist cat lady, however, Ash was not content to post accounts of microaggressions on her Tumblr. Instead, she registered an MPC account in an attempt to troll Pleasureman's merry band of racists into checking their privilege.

She was eventually banned when the forum got bored with mocking her, but she continues to harass MPC posters to this day, keeping her dox at the top of Google by periodically sending Mlad strings of hysterical, psychotic messages consisting of her sardonic thoughts and commentary on a derelict internet forum full of racist losers that nobody else will ever take seriously.

Sources say that she continues to stalk MPC because of her unrequited crush on Pleasureman. He may be a thin-skinned, pompous Internet racist, but at least he doesn't like it in the ass.

Ass Buttsmell now has a tumblr showcasing her gibbering psychotic rants about MPC, back and forths with it's members, and generic Social Justice trash, the latter of which seems to be made in a desperate attempt to attract other fellow crazed SJW's into caring about her maniacal crusade against the internet's most foremost hate website. It remains to be seen what will come of Ash's MPC obsession (which has continued, nonstop, since her May 2011 banning) at this point- whether she will kill herself, kill Pman and his wife, or get MPC wiped off the internet by the combined forces of the SPLC and ADL, the mental unraveling of this insane fat liberal stands as the single greatest real world influence MPC has ever had, and likely ever will.

Hangly Man

Hangly Man was the owner of The New Effort, a now defunct SASS offshoot. Although Hangly shared Pleasureman's hatred of Jews and niggers, gay interpersonal drama between the two would-be führers drove Pleasureman to quit The New Effort in a huff and start his own competing racist forum.

Despite having an ideology in common, Hangly and Pleasureman are very different. Earnest and lunkheaded where Pleasureman is prissy and arch, Hangly had grand ambitions for his forum, memorably declaring that The New Effort “could be motherfucking Salon” for the nationalist right. (He later deleted the site in a fit of bipolar pique.)

Since the break, ridiculing Hangly’s intellectual pretensions has been one of MPC’s favorite pastimes. After all, only an utterly clueless basement-dweller could believe that a Something Awful spinoff forum populated by slapfighting racists has anything to contribute to serious intellectual discourse.

JFlorian

An intelligent, cultivated man who happened to be a neo-Nazi, JFlorian arrived at MPC one day with a series of polite, well-argued posts pointing out that if the Jews are the cause of society’s problems, the obvious solution is to kill all the Jews, a proposal which quickly earned him dozens of upvotes. This was soon followed by a ban from Pleasureman, who claimed to be shocked and appalled that a real-life Nazi would dare to pollute a sophisticated forum like MPC with his lowbrow racist filth, but was actually just jealous that JFlorian got more upvotes than he did.

Phalluster

Phalluster successfully trolled the entire nation of Great Britain by getting a famous soccer player to retweet his racism. Banned because Pleasureman can’t stand to see anyone get more attention than he does.

Keep It Real

A SASS oldtimer, Keep It Real posted from his rural retreat in Burlington, Vermont (93% white) about his love of Gucci Mane and how niggers aren’t all that bad when you get to know them. You can guess what happened next.

Higher Game

Higher Game was a caricature of a Men’s Rights Activist who blamed all the problems of the world on the perfidy of women and alpha males. For reasons any competent psychiatrist would immediately diagnose as "the narcissism of small differences," Pleasureman generally forbids expressions of agreement with MRA ideas, but Higher Game enjoyed a surprisingly long posting career. This may have been because there was a betting pool on how long it would take the dumber members of the forum to notice that he was an obvious troll. In May 2013 he was finally banned for blowing his cover with a too-obvious troll post.

Koanic

Accusations of basement-dwelling autism get thrown around regularly on MPC (typical symptoms include talking back to Pleasureman and failing to respect his genius), but Koanic was the rare case in which this diagnosis was literally true. The proprietor of his own pseudoscientific racist blog, Koanic was originally welcomed by Pleasureman as an intellectual equal, but his speculations about Anne Hathaway’s “squidlike vagina propulsion system” in The Dark Knight Rises were too much for even MPC to stomach.

SoSe

SoSe is a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum about a forum where members think Pman is a racist bigot who takes his niggerdeath too far its full of faggots and people still pissed about Something Awful ten years after it was relevant because it is now a SJW CAT LADY HAVEN!!!!!!!! Also, muh 10 bux. If you want to cry about SJWs and post with GWAAAAARSH posters who like black people but hate niggers and love queers and trannies SoSe is the place for you not Pmans cathedral of hate.

The Great Chat War 2014

In March 2014 Pman forgot to take his Alzheimer's medicine and during his confusion decided to delete chat because it was affecting the posting quality of the main forum (not enough updates on the niggliest video thread or another thread about some blogger than nobody has heard of or cares about). Worthless asscrawling nobody faggots like steadman (aka Noah The Homosexual), Saucer Lord and some poster no one has heard of called Neu Jersey Faggot cheered the frog on because everyone in chat ignores their shouts and like any little homosexual bitch they can't stand the thought of people ignoring them.

When people questioned his decision the Frog Fuehrer dug his high heels into the ground and said chat was never coming back and told everyone to register with his arch nemesis forum, and everyone decided to do just that. After banning a bunch of long time members who backed him up during the MPC uprising against TNE, the PleasureJew decided that chat would be replace by a Skype call and when the scheduled call was a drunk Tim Dang he relented and brought chat back for eloh to spam and Steadman to larp as a WASP.

Trolling MPC

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How MPC sees itself
How the rest of the world sees MPC

Since the average observer could easily mistake My Posting Career for a socially marginal Internet forum populated by aging losers wasting their lives in front of a computer screen, MPC posters make extreme rhetorical efforts to distance themselves from anything that reeks of nerd or goon. Admitting to enjoying anime, fantasy novels or video games other than Call Of Duty is a bannable offense.

A reliable way to troll MPC is to make an account respectfully engaging with Pleasureman’s crackpot ideas and continue until you’ve built up credibility as the sort of intellectual conservative MPC wants to attract. Then start a thread about “right-wing themes in Cowboy Bebop” or “the implicit conservatism of Game Of Thrones" and enjoy the ensuing meltdown as the forum desperately backpedals and insists that you were an aspie neckbeard goon from the start and they never liked you in the first place.

MPC’s hatred of nerds also leads to entertaining intellectual contortions when, starting from the correct premise that “nerd culture” is trashy and juvenile, they conclude that if nerds dislike something, that means it must be good.

You may think Prometheus was a mediocre sci-fi flick that succeeded in trolling fans of the original Alien with its half-assed plot, sloppy characterization and tacked-on ending. Pleasureman, however, believes it’s a sophisticated work of serious art, because why else would shut-in nerd faggots hate it so much? MPC’s thread about the movie is still ongoing long after everybody else stopped giving a fuck and can be easily provoked to outrage by pointing out that Prometheus really wasn’t very good.

Roissy/Chateau Heartiste

Chateau Heartiste (Formerly known as "Roissy in D.C." Powerword: James C. Weidmann, who was brutally doxed in the past by an insane feminist named Lady Raine, resulting in being fired from his job and more) is a wildly popular PUA/game blogger, particularly among HBD/alt right circles. As the aforementioned scenes are infested with nerds, aspies, social rejects and lunatics, Roissy's brand of posturing over sexuality and female behavior, ultimately a combination of wry (yet unoriginal) observations of human nature and autistic social theorizing appeals greatly to them, with his blog entries regularly garnering hundreds of gleeful, satiating comments within a day. Like countless other PUAs, Roissy is a hyper-promiscuous, sexually deviant sociopath, with his writings openly extolling the virtues of anal sex, beating women, and fucking teenagers, all delivered in an incredibly sacrosanct, flamboyant writing style that comes across as indistinguishable from any deeply narcissistic faggot who loves nothing more than to hear himself talk, and all of which has been heavily endorsed by his readership in the following comments. Despite exhibiting many of the pathologies of homosexuals, writing like very few straight men ever have, Pman's dislike of PUAs (MPC has also derided PUAs wanting to fuck 15 year olds before), along with the fact someone like Roissy would be universally treated as an abhorrent social leper under MPC's brand of social conservativism (or any other healthy society) and one of the first to go on the day of the rope, Roissy stands as MPC's most favorably regarded hate blogger, and is not only known to lurk MPC and glean insights from it, but even links to it. This has resulted in Roissy's blog becoming MPC's greatest source of traffic and new members (which Pman has openly thanked him for), and various posters on MPC have long dreamed of Roissy starting a posting career.

Through all this, MPC's love affair with Roissy might seem confusing, but isn't when you consider how similar Roissy and Pman are- both are middle aged and don't seem to have accomplished especially much in life, have never settled down with any worthwhile women, engage in behaviors that most people would rather kill themselves than do so at their age, are both fundamentally incapable of upholding and adhering to the social ideals they claim to recognize, and have taken to lording over an audience of social detritus who lap up almost everything they say. To Roissy's credit, he, unlike Pman, is well aware of his personal failings and openly embraces the fact he's a broken, incorrigible piece of shit, while Pman is content to project a phony veneer of erudition and intellectualism over his SASS spinoff and preach for the importance of a return to smaller, traditional communities while he lovingly engages in faggy Lowtax-styled admin abuse and trolling in Disqus comments as "AIDSRIDDLEDFAGGOTRAPEDBYMYGAYNIGGERDADS1488TIMES". But, to Pman's credit, he isn't a pedophile (as far as anyone can tell.)

MPC's love of Roissy is nothing new, but has become a major obsession of bloatswallow in her latest manic phase. Despite her constant spamming of Roissy's love of underage girls, MPC has been notably silent in this regard. And despite her constant abortive, self-destructive attempts at ruining MPCers lives over the past 3+ years and just how crazy she is, MPC 69ing with a degenerate faggot like Roissy- along with attracting the audience of sex offenders and other vermin that follow him and infest his comments- is truly a contradiction to behold.

The MPC Cycle

Scientists debate the precise causes of “the MPC cycle.” Some argue that it synchronizes with the menstrual swelling of Mrs. Pleasureman’s mutilated womb, while others claim that it tracks the serotonin spikes of Mlad’s bipolar disorder. Regardless, discussions on MPC follow a predictable pattern, and by understanding which phase of the cycle the forum is in you can tailor your posts for maximum lulz.

Step 1: Discontent. Pleasureman gets bored with the usual back-and-forth of slapfights and forced memes. He realizes that if the world is going to respect his genius as a conservative commentator, he needs to attract a higher caliber of poster to MPC.

Step 2: Reform. Pleasureman makes a half-hearted attempt to elevate the tone of the forum. In past iterations of the cycle, this has included restricting the chat room to serious posters and posting chin-stroking thinkpieces on "The Future of Racism." Most recently, Pleasureman has tried to make the forum safe for work by putting in Something Awful-style cutesy word filters ("niggers" becomes "naggers," "faggot" becomes "gay male"), because if there’s one thing that a modern Internet forum needs, it’s to emulate Something Awful.

Step 3: Honeypot. The cleaned-up MPC attracts a handful of new members who make good faith attempts at serious posting, typically alienated college kids working out their religious anxieties.

Step 4: Serious Business. In this short-lived phase of the cycle, the forum enjoys an unusually high effortpost to shitpost ratio. PMAN keeps a lid on the forum’s worst shitposters and treats the newcomers with exaggerated deference, sometimes even replying to them with complete sentences.

Step 5: Ragnarok. The end of the cycle begins when a noob's seemingly minor disagreement with Pleasureman triggers a disproportionately explosive reaction. Pleasureman melts down with nerdrage, accusing the newcomer of goony autism and scrambling to uncover his dox. As the shitpost signal is given, the tag team of KoN and Rippedphreak flood the board with “stawp poasting” and JPGs of oiled-up bodybuilders while Eloh babbles about homemade drug recipes and Mlad flips out over obscure theological conundrums.

Step 6: Denouement. The meltdown drives off anyone who mistakenly believed that they were posting on a serious forum and the roster of active posters shrinks back to the same two dozen people who’ve been there since the beginning. This phase of the cycle lasts until Pleasureman gets bored with the usual back-and-forth of slapfights and forced memes...

Step 7: The Meltdown. You join MPC with a witty name like "Nate Higgers" and parrot the same old shit you do on Stormfront, chimpout and 4chon. For some reason the regulars, who are elitist faggots, won't accept you and tell you to stop posting. Like a woman spurned by a lover, you run to ED trembling with rage to edit this article and spew your faggotry all over this article.

Meanwhile, the cycle as a whole remains in the forum archives for all to see, a standing warning to any conservative-leaning NORPs who are considering starting their own posting career.

Other Ways To Troll MPC

Pleasureman Standoff: Politely but firmly disagree with Pleasureman. Count how many posts it takes before he goes into a snarky, sputtering nerdrage, accuses you of being a basement-dwelling aspie, and tries to dox you.

Rippedphreak Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Rippedphreak makes a post that doesn’t include one of his catchphrases. Recommended for teetotalers.

Stormfront Shuffle: Register a new account with a swastika or Thor’s Hammer avatar. Post enthusiastically about how you totally hate niggers too and agree with everything the forum’s inner circle says. Keep logging in regularly no matter how much abuse you take and encourage your friends to do the same. Continue until Pleasureman kills himself.

Doxing Pman: Despite Pman's proclivities for malicious admin abuse and infantile trolling, he isn't keen on his own personal info getting out, variously word filtering his real name and making it against the rules to post it, along with other identifiable information (which isn't very hard to come by). This ripe avenue of trolling has been seized upon by Fat Ash outside of MPC, which has pushed Pman to hide virtually every single thread on her, Tah Hoffman (a fat, borderline retarded midwest liberal girl who is less than half Pman's age) and even Hangly Man, seemingly out of fear of legal action (though this hasn't stopped Pman from impersonating Fat Ash with a transparent parody account.) This might very well prove to be the way of enraging Pman and possibly even destroying MPC and his life, though those considering this should be wary of the monopoly the embarrassing, psychotic hambeast has on it and drawing her ire.

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