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MystressOfDarkness13 is a happy go lucky 17 year old girl from the US of A. She Likes to draw Nightmare Before Christmas, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Danny Phantom art, has a keen interest in stopping the pollution of the environment, and eyeliner, and she may be being possessed by Heath Ledger’s rendition of the Joker. Is she just doing it for Halloween Lulz? Or is she yet another attention whore? You decide!
- 1 The E-stalker
- 2 MileForm
- 3 How do I possessed?
- 4 On my little Halloween Prank...
- 5 Reactions Gallery
- 6 You had your LOL
This sorry tale of fan-ass-shitery started with an innocent DA Journal about how Mystress’s friend Kays-elle-Belle was being “stalked” by a “mysterious person”. The E-stalker faved all of KLB's pictures involving her and her feet (why would you have photos of your feet?) and is apparently using KLB’s reactions and her friends reactions as a "psychological experiment".
When confronted about his actions, the terrible E-stalker replied:
After that, Mystress became ill with a terrible fever, and when she came back, the joker had possessed her! Oh noes! Was the E-stalker Heath Ledger’s ghostie come to get her? Was it just a troll? Or was the whole thing simply set up by Mystress herself?
A few days after, she posts a journal about deciding to dress up as the Joker for Halloween, her journal text starts to be “strangely” edited without her knowledge to have random italic and bold text amongst the normal letters. Moar evidence to back up the theory that they are just doing it for the Lulz and that the friends are in on it as well, is the fact that one of her watchers just “happens” to find a subliminal message in her journal post:
—Heath ledger likes saying lines from his movies over and over and over and over….
However when the watcher points out that “mileForm” makes no sense, the letters “magically” change to say “Smile for me” instead…. How convenient…..
How do I possessed?
When asked about her “possession” Mystress backpedals and says that he’s her "muse" and that she’s channeling his spirit to get into character for Halloween”, despite playing up for her fans and the masses by going “OMG I TTLY DIDN’T RITE THAT U GUIS!” Trolls have cried out in their oodles that if this was a hoax why all the amateur dramatics?
Mystress is SO “in character” that she’s even writing TL;DR journal posts, where shes copying all her DA note conversations with friends and getting them to work out all the hidden subliminal messages. And being a good little Christian girl, Mystress even swears to god that she isn’t lying folks :< so HAO WAI EHZ DOES NO 1 TEH BELIEVES MES?11ONE!!
On my little Halloween Prank...
Seems that Mystress is once again backpedaling...posting up this 2nd glorious TL;DR Journal, telling us how:
She goes on to say:
What is unclear yet is if she has realized or has been informed that this page exists.... tell her for the ultimate win and watch her cry like the little bitch she is to her Hugboxing friends remember to screen-cap the hell outta her.
You had your LOL
After unknown sources had tipped Mystress off about this article, it became apparent what a stereotypical Lol cow she really is--posting "ED hate/Leave me alone" art work, and not one, but two, lulzy journal entries. We have had our lol guis. Well apparently not entirely, because now the bitch says shes going to press charges Load your proxies! Her dear daddy is going to e-sue us. How DARE we find her email? Well Mystress, it's posted all over your DeviantART account... it wasn't that hard.
Update: Shes even gone as far as to post a "Im not bothered about the article thanx for the page views" Deviation. typical attention whore behavior. Thank you Mystress for being so text book!
Randomly spurting memes is not funny.
You cannot, and will not, drive me off the internet completely
Seems Mystress just cant keep her big fat lulz-cow mouth shut for more than two seconds....
In reply to your uneducated post Mystress, we do it for the lulz. We like making you cry, we fap to it. Yeah we did kinda notice that by trolling your page it makes your page views go up, but there is a very big difference between getting page views for being a good artist and getting page views for being fucking bat shit crazy.
Dictionary definition of Meme "A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another." So in other words everyone quoting something you had said over and over again would be a meme.... and I don't see that happening around here.
DA is a breeding ground of 16 year old girls who think that picking up a pencil makes them an artist, and having an online journal means people want to hear about there whiny self important shitty Emo fucktardery all day. we don't. News flash! Most members of ED are members of DA, a lot of us are actually very successful artists, and I mean an artist with a diploma not a 'B-tech' in "creative drawing"
You are not invisible to us Mystress... you obviously know nothing about us. We have ways of finding you, and we will always know where you are. if we wanted to Mystress we could obtain your Phone number, and your address. So do us all a favor and get the fuck off the internet.
Gallery of Ghostie screen caps
Lying about her age
It seems that as well as having a fondness for making shit up, Mystress also can’t make her mind up about her age. She claims to have been born in 1991 and in her DA journals she says that on the 1st of September 2008 she has just turned 17. However her website says that she is 24 years old. She cleverly finds a way to explain her lies:
Which translates as "lolwut".
Mystress Lubs the Joker very much.
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