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The '''North Atlantic Treaty Organization''' or '''NATO''' is full of weak, [[capitalist]], and [[liberal]] [[hippie]] countries in North America and [[Europe]]. These are countries that were butt-hurt by [[Stalin]] and the clearly superior [[Soviet Union]] after [[World War 2]] ---- Internet HATRED stance Being a grouping of [[powerfags]] on top of [[powerfags]], NATO gets a hard on for the end of the world by nuclear suicide. Consisting of a parliament full of insane printing press smashing monarchists, NATO hates the [[intertits]], but loves [[OhInternet]]. Corporate rights! Multinational Hegemony! NATO is all the worst memes rolled into one [[powerfag]]ging conglomerate of powerfags full of [[aids]], [[fail]], and [[cancer]]. ---- LIBYA [[Powerfags]] in Nato decided to [[powerfag]] all over Libya so they could skull fuck dead babies while using [[oil]] as a cheap lube. The invasion of Libya consisted of accidental civilian massacres and also purposeful ones by uber-[[powerfag]] Cololnel Gaddaffi, original creator of the 9/11 conspiracy theory. Interesting enough, Those stupid fuckers couldn't even take down one Gaddaffi and his medieval stormtroopers after dropping over 9000 futuristic missiles, the kind that'll chase after you like wasp and wreck havoc in whatever hole you crawl into, all over Libya. GG. ---- BACKGROUND The [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] first started NATO [[at least 100 years ago]]. Many other stupid countries such as [[France]], [[England]], and [[Canada]] (the US's bitch), quickly joined because they were afraid of [[Rainbow Stalin]] and the commies. Many of the countries didn't realize that they were [[doing it wrong]] and the United States would basically make them moar states because the US is full of kikes that want nothing more than gold and power. After the [[Jews]] in the US formed NATO, the vastly superior [[communist]] Soviets decided they needed to have a better party than the Americunts, so they had another party in Warsaw, [[Poland]] (no American Jews allowed) where they came out with a much cooler treaty, the Warsaw Pact. {{stub}}

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