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Nadine Schweigert
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Nadine Schweigert is an attention whore from North Dakota who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. Srsly. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was adopted.
A Big Day For A Big Ego
Not content with diddling herself on the couch and washing the Cheetos stains from her crotch, Schweigert held a great big public ceremony in which she promised not to cheat on herself with her other hand:
What Does Her Future Hold?
- Cats
- Obesity (she's already well on the way)
- Cobwebs in her snatch
- Crying herself to sleep
- Pawning her ring for Twinkies
| Nadine Schweigert is part of a series on Dying Alone
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