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Narcovideo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A narcovideo is a contribution of a Mexican drug cartel to the internet showing how they are internet tough guys. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the John Q. Public in the USA with lots of trippy drugs, they have used the internet to threaten each other and make each other look bad. They get posted on YouTube and other fine videosharing websites.
Usually a narcovideo has a "confession" from one "sicario" (thug) at the hands of a bunch of rival "sicarios". At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," lame songs written to glorify drug pushers. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being partyvanned by the police, and/or b&nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!" Some videos don't show the kidnappers' head at all - just the hands, or even nothing at all. Either way, you don't get to see their faces.
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Narcovideos
What happens when you extort businesses in Ciudad Juárez on behalf of a drug cartel Pow! aundres1: "The funny thing is, is that the federal cops are trying to look all hard lol" jbct61: "There area no Federal Cops in this video.." Brought to you by the letter "Z" Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers |
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Moar narcovideos
David Rivera Alvarez Matazetas Moar matazetas Hello, Mr. Zeta! |
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News videos
A Mexican news segment about the picture you see at the top News you can use And more useful news News is great stuff |
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Even moar videos
A music video showing kidnapped drug cartel members - The guy who wrote the "narcocorrido" got shot for writing it A Winnie the Pooh doll becomes the victim of a parody video Narcos of El Chapo kidnapped with Miguel Acosta who, hours before, were harassing people on the streets with impunity - But Vicente Carrillo's people had them all killed Trailer to "El Corrido del Katch" - A movie starring drug cartel people! A parody of the trailer |
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See also
External links
- The Sanjuana Gabriela Enríquez Galván video - Liveleak, with English!!!
- The Sanjuana Enríquez video - Youku
- Fun stories about what happened to Enríquez
- Manuel Mendez Leyva video - Liveleak - He loses his head...
- Video of Miguel Ángel Acosta Peralta - Metatube - If you watch to the end, you see a drug cartel guy whack him with a baseball bat
- Another copy of the Acosta video
- A "Zeta" in his underwear is slapped around, and gets his head twisted off
- The original "Matando Zetas" video - Great for all ages!
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