Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALF
ALLCAPS to All caps
All is Brawl to Apples
Apples Bear to BREADCRAB
BRILLIANT! to Billiam
BillieJosDad to Bread
Bread/old to CaptainSpandex
Captain Bill Robertson to Christards
Christfag to Copy and paste
Copy n' paste to DUTCHMINATI
DWG to DestroyahDes
Destructoid to Drakengard
Drakon to Economist
Economy to Evil-unveiled.com/BoyLinks
Evil-unveiled.com/BoyLove Media Watch to FUD
FURFAG to Flame
Flame Shield to GDOD
GEEK to God Hates Fags
God Mode to Half hour news hour
Halfchan to How to Sock
How to become an hero to Imtithal
Imus to JamWithMegan
Jam It In to Joseph Ducreux
Joseph Evers to Klout
Klulz to Lesbain
Lesbian to Lulznews/December Archive
Lulznews/February Archive to Mark Spiegler
Mark Theberge to Mike Darwin
Mike Godwin to My Sister is a Dickgirl
My Space to Nigger Kike Jew Jar
Nigger Manual to Oldnataliedee
Oldsk00l to Pantyshot
Pantyshots to Pivot Shitfigure Animator
Pivot Stickfigure Animator to Postvixen
Pot to Rachel Dolezal
Rachel Maddow to Rika
Rika Stiles to Saint's Row
Saint's row to Sex moves
Sex offender to Slashcode
Slashdot to Stalking
Stalking Cat to THIS IS SPARTA
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS to The Dot.Com Bubble
The Dragon Doctors to Tibet
TibetanFoothills to Twerk
Twerking to Video Game Reviewer
Video Game Reviewers to White devils
White guilt to Xenofags
Xenogears to
to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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