Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACLU
ACMA to Alexander-sama
Alexander4488 to Anthony Solomon
Anthony Stancl to Ayyy lmao
Azad slide to Belinda Kovalskaya
Bell to Bomberman
Bomberman (Game) to Buzzkilling
Bwatch to Charlie Sheen
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Cock boat
Cock goes where to Crimson-Silvrblood/Chatlogs
Crimson-furvor to Dark Knight
Dark Overlord to Digimon
Digimon Battle to Drugged
Drugs to Editors to to FUBU
FUCK to Firefox Performance
Firefox XPS IRC Attack to Furry Pride
Furry art to Giovanna plowman
Gippo Dudee to H-Dub Beeper
H-Game to Hogging to I came
I can count to potato to Iron penis
Ironholds to Jews
Jews/Gallery to Kate Weis
Katefan0 to LJ User Secrets
LJ Users to Liskula Cohen
Lisp to MSM
MSN to Math
Mathematician to Minneapolis
Minneapolis Bridge Collapse to MysteryGuitarMan
Mystery Individual to Niggerdick
Niggerhorn to OldStNik
Old /b/ Day to Pain series
Painful to Pictures
Pictures for sad children to Portal:Softwarez/Archive
Portal:Softwarez/Featured Article to Pyromaniac Guy
Python to Rehab
Rehtaeh Parsons to Rusty Rockets
Ruth Frith to Scooby Werkstatt
Scooter to Shoop
Shoop Da Whoop to Softgoal
Softpaw to Stoner
Stoner-chan to Tankys
Tanned German to The Interview
The Jew York Times to ToS
To Aru Majutsu no Index to Typically
Typing with one hand to Vince Offer
Vince Schlomi to White Society
White Trash to X of dicks
X people Y to Zoophile
Zoophiles to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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