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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ATFBooru
ATHF to Amanda Kijera
Amanda Knox to Arthur Chu
Arthur Fonzarelli to Bandwagon
Bandwidth to Blindmute Loli/November 2007
Blindmute Loli/October 2007 to Bulldykes
Bullet to the Head of the NRA to Chaosscizzors
Chaosscizzors/Autobiography to Coggle
Cogito Sum to Cumwhore
Cunnilingus to Dear Hasbro
Dear Leader to Dope
Dora to ED IRC
ED IRC etiquette to Evanescence
Evangelical to FACEBOOK
FACT to Firithfenion
GAME OVER YEAHHHH to Godwins law
Godzilla to Hard Gay
Hard gay to Hypocrisy
Hypocrite to
Insurgency to Jeni Ann/chatlog
Jeni Ann/yahoo to Kangaroo Court
Kangaroo Jack to LOLympics
Lmaonade to Main Page/ED:GNA/08
Main Page/ED:GNA/09 to Merchant Face
Merchant face to Mr Pregnant
Mr Repzion to Newfag
Newfaggotry to Oekaki
Of all time to Paedophile
Paedophilia to Pirate Party of Austria
Piratekiller to Potato girl
Potato niggers to Rages
Raghead to Robert vann smitth
Roberto Madrazo's Berlin Marathon Cheat to Sansgras
Santa to Shiites
Shill to Sociology
Sociopath to Strike through
Strikethrough to Teenage Kings of Werribee
Teenage Kings of Werribee/Dr Porto to The Way of the Master
The Wayback Machine to Trekkie
Trekkies to Val Kilmer
Valentine to Weev quotes
Weevs Oppressive Page to Wrongskin
Wtc to Zombie nazis
Zombies to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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