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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

Allan Doerner to Arab Spring
Arabia to Baby Furs
Baby Grace to Bird
Bird is the word to Briannabater
Bribe to Carrollingian
Carrot Top to Chriswarcraft
Chrome to CosmicJohn
CosmicJohn CL Experiment to Damnportlanders
Damseling to Dial Soap
Dial Up to Drillcat
Drinking to Eggroll
Eggs to Evil-unveiled.com/Dlunytic
Evil-unveiled.com/Donald Rispens to Failbook
Failcyclopedia to Foot fetish
Football to Game over
Gameboy to Goosh
Goosh Goosh to Haters make me famous
Haterz to I'm A Prefect
I'm Dying Squirtle to Intellectually disabled
Intelligence to Jeff the Killer
Jeff the killer to KJ Butchermann
KJ Butchermann/KJ Communist laws to LAN party
LAPD to Lioncash
Lionel C. Suggs to MUSH
MW2 to May 2007
May may to Moderators
Modern Art to Nate Greene
Nate Spergwood to Nostalgiafag
Nostradamus to Oral argument
Oral sex to Pedos
Pedospeak to Pop'n Music
Pop'n music to Prophet Muhammad
Proposed deletion to Reaction strip
Reactionary moron to Royco
Royco Cup of Soup to School Bus Fight
School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 to Shoop da whoop
Shoop da woop to Son I am disappoint
Son of Art to Subeta
Subeta/Lies of Subeta to Tegan and Sara
Teh to The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard
The Vagina Monologues to Trancy.Mick
Trannie to Useless Human
Usenet to WarpMyMind.com
Warren G. Harding to WitnessX
Wiz Khalifa to Yuni
Yuppie to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
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