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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASCIIdent
ASG-L to Alynna Vixen
Alys to ArtGrounds
ArtSapience to Ban hammer
Ban set to Bledel
Bleed to Bulbagarden
Bulbapedia to Chantards
Chantelle Steadman to Codey Porter
Coding to Cum dumpster
Cum slut to Deadmau5
Deadname to Dont worry im from the internet
Donut Girl to ED Forums
ED Forums/Door1Edward0 to Evana
Evanescence to FAP
FAQ to Fish
Fishing to GEEK
Goku Vs Superman to Hardon
Hardstylenno to Hypocritical
Hypothetical-Kun to IntLib
Intarwebs to Jenkem
Jenn Leyva to Kanadajin
Kancho to LOLympics
Lmaonaise to Main Page/ED:GNA/09
Main Page/ED:GNA/10 to Meowbark
Mercedes Ashley to MrDisambiguation to New age
New media to Odayga
Odb to Paddy
Padonki to Piratekiller
Piratenpartei to Potential
Pothead to Ragreynolds
Rahaeli to Robert Tracey
Robert Vann Smith to SanePenguin
Sanger to Shift key
Shii to Social networking site
Social networking sites to Stream of Consciousness
Stream of consciousness to Technikal
Techno to The Suckage
The Sudan to Trancy.Mick
Trannie to Uwe Boll
Uwe Boll Raw to We're Not Afraid
We Don't Say to World Trade Center
World War to Zheza
Zidane to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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