Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACMA
ACMA/Blacklist to Alexander4488/Approved ED Page
Alexander4488/Director Commentary to Anthony Stancl
Anthony TJ Solomon to Ayumihamilton
Aywas to Belgium
Belieber to Bomb
Bomber116 to Buzzkill
Buzzkilling to Charlie Gutsell
Charlie Hebdo to Cock block
Cock boat to Criminal Scum
Criminals to DarkSydePhil/Fantards
DarkSydePhil/Girlfriend to Digibrony
Digibutter.nerr to Drug dealer
Drug dealing to Editors to Low to FUCKING GAMESTOP!
Firithfenion to Furry lj drama
Furry porn to Gippo Dudee
Giraffe to H-Dub Beeper
H-Game to Hogging to I can haz
I can see the future to Ironholds/wikipedia-en-2009-03-05
Ironic to Jewpedia
Jewry to Kat15lee
Kat Dennings to LIES
LILSHOWSTOPPA to Lionel suggs
Lionsgate Troll of 2006 to MONGO/Factual
MONGO/HowToAsk to MasterChan
Master Chief to MineCraft
Minecraft to Mygnrforum
Mygot to Nigga
Nigga Ass to Ohhellyeah
Ohi to Padonki
Paedo to Pic unrelated
Picard to Portal:Sites/Featured Article/Archive
Portal:Sites/Featured Article/title to Pvpgurl to Reed barrow
Reeves to Russavia
Russell Brand to SchuminWeb
Sci to Shock image
Shock images to Socially retarded
Sociology to StickyDrama
StickyKeys to Tamagotchi
TamakiSpirit to The Hatred Starts
The Heirophant Council to Tito
Tits to Ty the Fox/Chat Logs
Tycho to Videogames
Vidya to Whistles
Whistles go WHOO to XRazorfistx
XSS to Zombie
Zombie Apocalypse to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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