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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AVGN cuck meme
AWESOME to Amberdrake
Amberdrake/Whores to Ascii art
Asexual to Barack Hussein Osama
Barack Jesus to Blond
Blonde to Business Cat
Bustle.com to Chatango
Chathour to Comedian
Comedians to Cyberbunny
Cyberfascism to Delete everything
Delete fucking everything to Dr. Who
Dr. phil to Ear Rape
Ear rape to Evil-unveiled.com/Boybuddy
Evil-unveiled.com/Boylandonline.com to Face painter
Face palm to Fluffy teh wolf
Fluttershy to GameFAQs
GameSpot to Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat
Gorgeous George/Gorgeous George and His TV Show to Heart Attack
Heart attack to IP address
IP ban to Internet troll personality disorder
Internetology to Jian Ghomeshi
Jibba Foxcoon to Kevin Mitnick
Kevin Neil Whitrick to Lazer
Laziness to Lost Furest
Lost prophets to Mara Mercer
Maradona to Midget
Midgets to My lands
My little pony to NintendoLife
Nintendo 2DS to Oompa Loompas
Oopa Gangnum Style to Paul Walker
Paul Watson to Ponyfag
Ponyfags to Prophet
Prophet Mohammed to Rear Mission Devolved
Reason to Russell Williams
Russia to Sean
Sean138 to Singing Shark
Single Asian Female to Spider enthusiast
Spider expert to TAA
TANGOTI to The Donald
The Doom Comic to Timecop
Timecube to UKIP
UK Lootfest 2011 to Vtech
Vulture to Wikipedia IRC Bouncers
Wikipedia Jew to YouTube Partnership Program
YouTube Poop to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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