Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALL CAPS
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD to All Your Base Are Belong To Us
All Your Base Are Belong to Us to Applemilk1988
Apples to BP
BPD to Bill Young, Jr.
Bill and Ted to Brb, loli
Brb, mall to CaptainJamesman
CaptainSpandex to Christfags
Christian to Copypasta/Archive 10
Copypasta/Archive 11 to DUMBASS
DUN DUN to Desperate
Desperation to Dragonwhip
Drakengard to Economics
Economies to Evil-unveiled.com/BoyTales
Evil-unveiled.com/BoyTalk to FUCK YEAH SEAKING
FUCK YOU to Flag Burners
FlaggedRevs to GAF
GAFF to God Mode
God Tier to Halloween
Halo to Howard Kline
Howard Stern to In Joke
In Soviet Russia to James Cordone
James Cordone/Logs to Joseph martelli
Josephevers.blogspot.com to Know the difference
Knowledge to Lesbians
Lesbo to Luna
LunaMatsu to Markorepairs
MarkyVigoroth to Mikeroach113
Mikevirus to My cherry crush
My face when to Niggercocks
Niggerdick to Olene
Olga to Pantyshots
Panyd to Pix or it didn't happen
Pix pls to Postvixen
Pot to Rachel Corrie
Rachel Dolezal to Right Wing
Rightpedia to Saging
Sailor to Sexlord66
Sexman to Slenderman
Slightly Insane Graphics to Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
Star Trek to TLDW
TLK to The Encyclopedia Dramatica Jews
The End to TightRope
Tijuana bibles to Twink
Twinkie to Video game reviewers
Video games to White males
White man to Xeno
Xenofags to
to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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