Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AKill
AKnotholeResident to All is Brawl
All the niggers are dead to Approval Guy
Apps to BSDcode
BSOD to Billf
Billiam to Bread/old
Bread (Meme) to CaptainSpandex
Captain Bill Robertson to Christfag
Christfaggotry to Cool story, bro
Cool story bro to DOX
DO IT to Derek Logue
Derek Savage to Dragon Ball Super
Dragon Ball Xenoverse to Eating disorder
Eazy-E to to FSJAL
FSR to Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Year Plan to G00ns
G0sm0k3ashotgun to Goat sex
Goatse to Haiti
Haitiguy to How I Became Yours
How I Met Your Mother to Implies
Implying to Jake Lodwick
Jake Rapp to Josef Fritzl
Josef Fritzl copypasta to Klingon
Klingons to Leonard F. Shaner Jr
Leonard F. Shaner Jr. to Lulz killers
Lulz soundtrack to Mark Foley Chat Logs
Mark Gormley to Mighty no 9
Miguel Sanchez to My Inner Life
My Lands to Nigeria
Nigerian to Old media
Old meme to PantsUpDontLoot
Pants Nazi to Piss for Equality
Pissed to Post ending in (x) gets to name my (x)
Post ending in 75 Girl to Rabbit
Rabbit Proof Fence to Right to Sagefag
Sagefags to Sex Offender Support and Education Network
Sex Panther to Slash
SlashAIMslash to Stale
THE NEW HOVEROUND TESTAMENT, BOOK OF CADNOCAT/Saga of the Deet to The Domino's YouTube Incident
The Donald to Tibet
TibetanFoothills to Twerking
Twice to Video Game Reviewers/List of Reviewers
Video Games to White knights
White males to Xenu
Xenu dumpshits to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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