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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASG-L
ASGL-L to Alys
Alyssa to Arse
Arsehole to Ban appeal
Ban avoision to Blazin Saddles
Bleach to Bukkake
Bukkake Milk to Chanty Binx
Chaos to Codenamesailorearth/The Beginning
Codey Porter to Cum tribute
Cumberbitches to Deal
Deal With It to Doomer3868
Doomsday Preppers to ED Oath of Allegiance
ED Policy to EverQuest/Mystere
EverQuest II to FCYTravis/LiveJournal
FDFB to Five Guys
Five Nights at Freddy's to GGinDC
GHB to Golden shower
Golden showers to Harlequin Fetus
Harlequin Ichthyosis to I'D HIT IT!
Intelligent Dance Music to Jennifer Hepler
Jennifer Lawrence to Kaplan University
LUE to Localroger
Lock Legion to Main Page/ED:GNA/F
Main Page/ED:GNA/G to Merrill Howard Kalin
Mershed Perderder to Mr Repzion
Mr Saari to Newbs
Newfag to Oekaki
Of all time to Pagans
Page Rank to Piss
Piss4400 to Pounced dot org
Pound Puppies to Raidchan
Raidfag to Robin Williams
Robinson Gill Lawyers to Santa
Santa Claus to Shinryaku ika musume
Shinto to Socially retarded
Sociology to Strike Gently
Strike through to TeenChat
Teen Hut to The United States of America
The United States of Americunts to Translation
Transnigger to VICE
WebMD to World of Darkness
World of Longplays to Zippcast
Zippocat to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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