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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASCII
ASCII Art to Altporn
Alttabs to Arnold Schwarzenigger
Arohka to Balki
Ball to Blackfrost
Blackinese to Bryan Dunsheng See
Bryan Patrick McMullon to Cereal Guy
Cerebus to CloudNine Multimailer
Cloud Computing to Crusader
Crusader0 to David Icke
David Irving to Dogecoin
Dogemas to ED:Help
ED:History to Epin
Epiphany to Evil-unveiled.com/Stewedsquirrel
Evil-unveiled.com/Supergirl to Feminist Frequency/Jonathan McIntosh
Feminist Hacker Barbie to Fukushima
Fukushima2012 to Gil Hardwick
Gilbert John Hardwick to HITLER
HIV to Horror
Horse to Image macros
Image theft to Jailbait
JailbaitGallery.com to Joseph Melendez
Joseph Power to Kool aid
Kool keith to Liberal arts student
Liberal bias to MA370
MAC address to Masturbate
Masturbated to Misterbrilliant
Misterpoet to Nannerpus
Nanomachines to North Carolina vandal
North Dakota to Orange County
Orange juice to Pen
Pen0r to Portal:Anime/fa
Portal:Anime/fatitle to Psyco
Psyguy to Redd Foxx
Reddit to Ruth Frith
Rx suicide to Sea Punk
Sea Shepherd to Silver seren
Silverfuck to Spastic Virgin Auction
Spax3 to Swearing
Sweater cows to The Angry Video Game Nerd
The Annoying Orange to Thiopental Sodium
Third person to Tumblr
Tumblr Panels to Victorious
Victory to Whiteknight
Whitelinxanimator500 to Xtube
XxAshBiohazardxx to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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