While this introduction may seem on par with the likes of Snapesnogger, Trig Palin, and other mentally handicapped people, I assure you gentle viewer that it is not. Nebris is a 60-something self-hating male woymyn wiccan warrior, who fights against all that which is phallic and throbbing. He lives in a trailer with his white black person , who is a fat bitch who calls him her master and is constantly walking around the desert in California with Nebris's soggy, flaccid cock in her mouth.
Last Thursday, Nebris decided that his internet life of writing stupid fanfiction about a made-up God that he created was not enough. He became a whore desperate for e-fame and filed admittedly false DMCAs against jameth. He is also well known among the stupid_free and sf_drama crowds of LiveJournal for being off his fucking rocker. He claims to hold the seekret to fighting female moon time hormonal cramps, namely that he is totally down to be a pig bottom and slurp the shit out of your menstruating cunt. No one, however, should get within a 40 mile radius of him and his femayle wikkan coven because if you do, Nebris will murder your family.
Since crying about it in the community wasn't enough, here Nebris went to 's personal LiveJournal and complained.
Nebris has also had a run in with, in which he said
— Nebris has the Internet Lawyers on hold
You can read more about it here, which also reveals that the wizard once called a "hostile nigger cunt", which leads to more drama that is juicier than a menstrual clot.
The Drama Begins...
Other than the drama, Nebris had a cameo in the The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007. The real lulz began when he ordered a DMCA that resulted in the suspension of auntiesiannan. What horrible offense did she commit? She posted a picture of Nebris.
Nebris then filed a DMCA stating that the image belonged to him EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW IT TO BE A FALSE CLAIM. All the while, he was supported by , who is completely mental and refers to herself as Nebris' Slave Companion. She is also a fatty, YEAH HUH. YEAH HUH
— Nebris being a god damn hypocrite
Anyway, Jameth then posted a Google maps image of a roadtrip he was planning to take. Both Nebris and his friend magyarok-saman began flipping shitkittens because his destination happens to be their hometown. The plot then thickened like menstrual fluid in a Wiccan wizard's mouth.
Here Nebris responds by explaining that his household has a "three shot" policy, and that his home is multi-gun establishment. Of course, Nebris also notifies the local sheriff and the FBI. Not to be outdone in the batshit crazy category, magyarok-saman decides the best course of action is to post "a warning to James and all his friends":
Of course, what drama would be complete without a Bel Air? This is a story all about how my life got turned, flipped upside down...
Guess what? Nebby and Maggy are STILL crazy
magyarok-saman has further proven what an idiot she is here, by not only displaying her inability to grasp sarcasm, but her failure to understand the concept of a P.O box.
— Nebris has SUCH a potty mouth!1!!11!!
scottrossi proceeds to half-drunkenly tear into Nebris over and over in a flurry of hurled verbal excrement that made Gods die:
and then scottrossi realized that Nebris called him an UGLY toilet whore... and the rage and froth began to fly:
and before departing from the thread, scottrossi closed with this little gem:
And again, if someone does show up to his bunker in California, and is killed, Nebris is not to blame. Of course, if some true crazy - Jameth is a paper tiger - shows up here and we kill them, well, some of these Trolls will not be laughing for a while as they 'created an atmosphere of hatred' and Live Journal, Inc allowed said atmosphere to flourish.
Note should be made that every line (except for four) in Ave Nebris are direct quotes from the wizard himself
Radical feminist witch
Recruiting for my Temple
So spread those sweet thighs of yours
The Male must End
I am just stirring the pot,
like any effective witch will do
And Halloween witch costumes
Sue the bastards
Jameth posted a link
Oh, Livejournal Abuse
Now we're going to court
Formal Do Not Contact Notice
You hostile nigger cunt
This is a multi-gun household
Current mood: hostile & litigious
It's not free speech to spam my journal
It's verbal terrorism
Tilde M tilde
Save your tampons, I'm making tea
Nebris cares about his community. So when a friend complained about her period cramps, Nebris offered to be her own personal douche bag:
Actually, the best remedy for Moon Time cramps is a regular application of oral sex (girl received). Sadly, far too many girls find this ookish. But I have administered it many times and it's never failed.
The entire conversation is here
The Spirit E
Nebris, in addition to enjoying a nice cup of poon juice, has been channeling a spirit guide named E. No I am not making this shit up.
—The Great Spirit E on how to get fucked
— A selected reading from one of Nebris' Witch Stories
— Nebris condones rape
An entire community is devoted to E and its teaching, Encyclopedia Dramatica is the source of the only known recorded picture of E as caught by scottrossi while visiting both him and jameth at their respective places of employment..
- Jameth's DMCA Tagged entries
- Epic SF_Drama post
- Nebris at FandomWank
- butt-buddy created a community called We Love Nebris, for all people who love Nebris . Their membership total is so far at 8 and his
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