Neko

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Neko attempting to sport a MySpace pose like every other typical 16-year-old girl (now with 100% more cattiness!)

Neko is yet another contribution to 16-year-old drama llamas and makes her home on some weeaboo site nobody gives a shit about. She also has a fetish for emos and girls dressed like boys. It is even rumored she has a thing for pedobear, given her compulsive need to label any 18+ individual a pedophile.

Not that pedobear has a problem with having a lolifan.

Summary

Neko is your typical socially graceful teenage girl. She spent her internet time posting on some anime forums in hopes that some drama will erupt so she could have something to bitch about. Common weeaboo belief is that she was the single most prominent source of anti-lulz on the site, getting butthurt over jokes and comments that may not necessarily even address her. She also thinks yaoi is OMG KAWAII DESU NE!!!1! ^__^

Despite her anti-lulz ways, however, her hyper-defensive personality makes her amazingly fun to troll. In fact, research has shown trolling is about the only way to generate any entertaining discussion with her (the only other ways are to ignore her or hope the mods b& her again). Bonus: She's also about as smart as a rock, making arguments with her extra lulzy.

Like any other Amazing-awesome-girl, Neko also has a pooch that she would die for. Ever since the departure of this pooch, Neko has been forced to slit her wrists as compensation for not being able to pet it.

Fun facts

Quotes

   
 
:\... I don't think I enjoy you very much.
 

 
 

—Neko, expressing her feelings about you

   
 
Mudkip, this is why I can't handle you, you're being a fucking idiot. Yes "A FUCKING IDIOT" like the way you talk to people is joking, IT'S SICKENING. I also ASK Other people to stop bowling, stop being ducks. But no one. NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING CLIT IS AS FUG AS YOU. YOU SEE THIS. "NO ONE" NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE EAT AND BITCH AND EAT AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE CARROT AND EVERY SINGLE ONION AND EVERY SINGLE THING OUT OF SOUP AND THROW IT AND THROW IT UNTIL IT HAS BECOME A DEGRADING MESS. YOU'RE DISGUSTING. YOU'RE THE SICK LITTLE KID.
 

 
 

—Neko, displaying her love for some kid named Devin

   
 
All you drinking attention-seeking teenagers >>;...GO TO SCHOOL...GET A COUNCILOR, SOMETHING, SAVE YOURSELF GOD.
 

 
 

—Neko, practising the art of irony.

   
 
Wow, way to go and ruin things. Because she is flexible, and is very good in gymnastics, Doesn't make her a slut. Out of the Pussycat dolls she's the only one that actually wears pants and a full shirt more then 80% of the time. Please STOP Judging her when you don't even know her; I don't care if you're joking. She's my role model and I'd gladly defend her. Because being good in dance; doesn't make you a slut :\. Which ACTUALLY; Makes no sense since we have no proof that she is having sex with people. So enough please.
 

 
 

—Neko, making excuses for idolizing a burlesque dancer.

   
 
Just so you know Pooplord, it's 3 am in the MAWNIN on a goober day, be glad I am even awake enough to type this let alone the little typo's a make you fuckduck. Chill the duck out with your literate ship. It's annoying. If I cared about your opinion on my ducking at 3am in the goober I'd tell you, I'm glad your very mature CHARACTER Gets a joy out of making fun of my choop.
 

 
 

—Neko, responding to a troll post by attacking proper English. WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAPITALIZED A WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. THIS IS MADNESS.

   
 
No shit? I am the life of this place of course the fights revolve around me. Without fights this place would be super epically boring.
 

 
 

—Neko, showing off her unwarranted self-importance.

   
 
This is enough we are almost all adults, and fighting with each other isn't going to get anywhere, so it would be great if you didn't try to start things on this topic since I won't be back to read it, and especially since I don't deserve it.
 

 
 

—Neko, making a hit-and-run before pussying out of the counter-trolling she was about to receive after such a post was made. She deserved all of it.

All aboard the fail train

On August 8th, 2009, Neko apologists and internet professionals attempted to vandalize this ED page, resulting in many lulz when they realized ED is a wiki site with a bot that rolls back vandalism attempts.

Bitchez don't know 'bout my autobots.

On August 10th, 2009, these people did not bother to spend the previous 48 hours pondering why their vandalism strategy didn't work the first time, instead choosing to pat each other on the back before reality sunk in:

AlbertR: There! I zarking fixed it for you! Go look. Edit: Fuck. Nvm. Gimmie sometime.

AlbertR: I tried. I failed. :(

Neko: Thank you anyways.

AlbertR: Rofl. Read the first paragraph. I edited it to make it seem like it's talking about Travis. Edit: It's stuck on auto-fix or something. Whenever I try to edit it and add happiness to it, it auto-matically goes back to being an emo page. Edit Edit: I can't even edit it to make it seem like I'm talking about someone else..What a zarking rip.

Neko: Thanks anyways Ken, but i'd like the person who did it to man up and fix it themselves, because I am not going to stop until it's fixed.
Some faggot demonstrates the power of wiki reverts.

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