Nerd Rage

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The prototypical AOTI guy before and after. is too lazy to lift weights.

Much like Internet Tough Guy Syndrome, Nerd Rage (aka Angry on the Internet or Internet Angry Guy) is usually found via vast quantities of bunched panties in the underwear drawers of the impotent male basement dweller with huge levels of USI and borderline personality disorder. Howevar, whereas the former could potentially kick your ass IRL, the Internet Angry Guy is moar akin to the typical 98 lb weakling that gets sand kicked in his face courtesy of Mr. Atlas.

This breed of netizen, can be found everywhere, but mostly choose YouTube to vent their anger however INTERNETS SERIOUS BUSINESS! forums like Enturbulation and /r9gay/ are also popular with these blowhards.

Pure Nerd Rage


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Pure Nerd Rage is commonly found in forums and/or voice chat over the Internets that usually include stupid ass shit that noone knows or gives a fuck about. These rages and outbursts usually lead to Your mom, your obvious need for an education, your pure retardidnessardation and that you suck. Period.

If you give in to a nerd rage or try to fight it AND LOSE you should check the size of your balls, if you are, in fact, a REAL boy and especially make sure that you arent secretly a Jew.

To effectively make a nerd rager STFU, you must follow these steps;

1. Kill him

2. Kill his mom

3. Kill him and his mom

Its a GEOPOLITICAl continent...fucking mexican jew lizard who thinks hypoglycemic nitrate is a sugar...

4. Become a giant eraser and erase him

5. Eat him

6. In the rare cases that he is in fact a she, or, in different words a 'hemophrodite' or a 'Lady Gaga', tap her on the head and silently say in her ear with a hot, steamy, sexy voice that you probably do not possess ;'OMG, ur 500 l337' and proceed to jumping off a cliff just for teh lulz.

How To Troll An AIG

Put A Custom Title Under His Name

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Dome Him

ITT: an Enturb mod decides to NERD RAGE against general Chanology faggotry in the THUNDERDOME. For Double Hapiness, said mod then posts the copypasta on ED's Enturbulation page.

CALLOUT: ALL OF U

OH, DROP YOUR EGO EVERY FAGGOT THAT THINKS THEY ARE ANY MORE THAN A COG IN THE MACHINE OF ANON, THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION, STOP TRYING TO HERD CATS, STFU YOU'LL GET GRATITUDE WHEN THE COS IS DONE FOR.

See full callout here.

Response

In this case, the Angry Internet Guy being trolled is another mod at Enturb and will predictably a). DOME the post if he finds it on the Breaking News discussion board, b). revert the edit on ED and then, c). start nerdily raging all over THUNDERDOME, #enturbulation IRC and ED (where he is an imaginary mod).

This is where the peanut gallery chimes in and mocks the trollee relentlessly.

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Nerd Rage in the Vidya

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Nerd Rage is frequently featured in the Vidya.

Nerd Rage on Camera

See Also

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