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Niggercock
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The rare Pygmy Albino Niggercock in its natural habitat.
This should be pretty self explanatory. Nigger + Cock = Niggercock. While most Niggercocks are widely believed to be niggeroid in origin, any wang big enough to inspire fear in the men's room qualifies as a Niggercock. For example, despite being azn, Cho Seung-Hui had a niggercock, which he used as a grappling hook to swing from rafter to rafter during the Virginia Tech massacre.
Paradoxically, anyone who names themselves or otherwise purports to have a Niggercock clearly has a millimeter peter. Google reveals that many people have tried this online already, only to reveal themselves as complete and utter fucktards.
Use
Niggercocks have various uses.
- Fucking jailmates.
- Locating JB.
- Causing tsunamis. LOL.
- Fucking your cell mate.
- Being fucked by your cell mate.
- Attracting the right kind of young ladies.
- Making your friends cry. :[
See Also
- Niggerdick, the undoubtedly lighter version of Niggercock.
- Nigger
- Cock
- The Great Black Dick Hoax
- Dong
Links
| Warning! This article is a stub, but Niggercocks aren't. If you should encounter a Niggercock in real life, you'll end up sorry. |


