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Niggest Crook Force
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Ask any brony and they'll tell you that the Niggest Crook Force are "a bunch of troll accounts by (yes remember his username) to for whatever stupid reason get lots of bronys accounts taken down". In actuality, the NCF are a mere reincarnation of past trolls and their success, dedicated to cleansing the internet of all things friendly and magical, while at the same time spreading the gospel of Allah and saving souls from eternal damnation. Their ministry has been aided through the blessings of DMCA's used to strike down the Lord's enemies, and proceeding to contact them about their sinful deeds.
The arrogance of YouTube users has long been one of the driving forces of the NCF. Thanks to Google and their user-friendly DMCA forms, the NCF has been extraordinarily successful in ridding YouTube of infidels such as CelticBrony and with the help of SOPA's little cousin.
Gaining notoriety brought out those who, for whatever reason disapproved of the NCF, and thus began several cute "take down campaigns". One such coming from Celtic "I honestly don't care" Brony who, despite claims, cared enough to inform Google that, "They're reporting videos to troll and are trying to close peoples accounts to be trolls. They already got my main account and I tried filing a counter claim against the false copy right but the staff are too stupid to see that it's just trolls being idiots", and additionally, "The YouTube Staff should do something about these guys but I doubt anything will happen".
He then proceeded to drool uncontrollably.
Because the destructive loss of YouTube videos will always lead up to a point where total war is completely necessary, the bronies decided it would be a spectacular idea to take up arms against the NCF. Creating a channel dubbed(since repossessed by the servants of God), they had planned the defeat of the NCF to be set for December 28, 2011.
One such supporter, DxLelouch, rallied for bronies across the net to join the almighty NBF, and stop those evil trolls once and for all. Unfortunately, Mr. Jeremy Beavers disappeared from the internet, after his mother received this mysterious, and very legitimate, call from Hasbro's legal team.
They must be stopped!
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- Read the full disclosure here
FiMFiction.net is the largest database of MLP fanfiction on the net, which by default made it a target for NCF cleansing. Causally entering and taking delicious cookies from the not-so-good-with-computer site owner, NCF/GNAA agents were able to briefly promote their core messages, most notably, awareness of JEWS DID WTC.
knighty, the site owner, being the extremely competent admin he is, decided to completely disconnect the mysql server instead of preforming a simple mass-logout. The site continued to be closed for hours while knighty searched tirelessly for one of the most basic web-app vulnerabilities known.
- See knighty's slightly sincere apology here
irchighway is Freenode's top competitor for being allowed to remain on the internet as long as it has, while still being completely useless. Being home to such channels as #fimfiction, #foolrulez, and #katawa-shoujo, the entire network was in desperate need of salvation, as well as cleansing of the undesirables. The opers being a bit quick to jupe channels such as #gluefactory with akill on join, failed to realize that their own users became extremely susceptible to the kills set up for NCF trolls. Even after most of said chans were unjuped, Niggest Crooks were able to report "spammers" and have them promptly killed, without fear of the incompetent opers checking if the chatter in question was a long-term user. Such a case can be seen below:
13:54 <@yitz> OK. Thanks 13:54 <@yitz> Will fixc 13:54 <@yitz> Will fix 13:54 -!- Fission [[email protected]] has quit [Autokilled: Spamming people is bad]
Additionally, most irchighway channel opers are far too stupid to properly operate IRC, and prototypically connect through web-based clients such as mibbit, which can also lead to a great deal of lol.
[Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' SO WHAT IF I LIKE __ ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' FUCKING HORSES\ /..\ ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' n##n, \O_/. ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' /" /## _.' \ ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' (__/ ##_ ='.__/ \ ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' | # ``` ?`\_. \ ' [Jan 31 18:39] <@Twighlite> That's just a small fraction of the fandom [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' \ / / /' .' ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' || /_,-\ \ \" ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' ||| >> >\_\ ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to ' //_( //_( ''-' ' [Jan 31 18:39] * _nco9 changes topic to 'PERVERTED REPUGNANT MANCHILDREN '
zomg 1337 haxor bronies retaliate!
<phobeus> hello, i'm monitoring NCF and GNAA's IRC <phobeus> we've got some hostmasks <klaxa> oh that's pretty awesome <phobeus> NCF: irc.darkestdesir.es #ncf <phobeus> <phobeus> GNAA: irc.gnaa.eu #gnaa ... they're that bastards glue factory <klaxa> i'll pay a visit as Anonymous1234 <phobeus> okay, why not <phobeus> i've got some log of GNAA <phobeus> http://paste.org.ru/?c0gr0n <phobeus> they're attacking some other server now <phobeus> we, in our czech bronies geek wing writing bot which we'll send there for monitoring logs, hostmasks and some security bugs <klaxa> make sure to hide your identities <phobeus> no problem :) anonymnous shells somewhere in siberia <phobeus> we're good at it <klaxa> that's nice <phobeus> but... GNAA have other project now, so bronies are second or third with priority <phobeus> it's just group of flip flop trolls <klaxa> i don't get them anyways... <phobeus> nevermind <phobeus> so.. hold on bro
NCF calls Lauren Faust
Perfect for destroying any given Wikia or wiki in general, has caused complete destruction of numerous Brony hangouts.
Minecraft for Niggers
midas' Minecraft mod.
Other rebels against God's Word
Here is the dox of the president of the NCF so you can give him your best regards of his faggotry, or just to send him thousands of pizzas.
(Above is NCF wants you to believe, in reality IHM tries to run the niggest donkey show)
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- Brittany Holechko
- Patriotic Nigras
- Bill Waggoner Crew
- Gourmet Newell - Almighty leader of the NCF
- NCF calls
Abuse reports :(
- Niggest Crook Force Group False Copyright Claiming Videos
- You need to change the way copyright claims are done.
- I have been recently hacked by a group called NCF. What can I do to prevent this?
- Please stop allowing copyright trolls to take down videos which violate no copyright.
- Not cool..
- "this problem is so great it's ridiculous"
- YouTube Detective LilyPichu discovers that the NCF don't use real names on DMCA claims
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