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Nipples removed to save bandwidth
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is how you save bandwidth
In order to avoid clogging the series of tubes that are the Internets, measures had to be taken. Experts have determined that is was possible to save over 9000 Kilobytes per image file simply by removing nipples from it.
Despite being a very effective way to conserve bandwidth, removing nipples is actually listed in the DSM IV as a sexual fetish. It's also a way for male virgins to unite their three greatest passions in life : Masturbation, masturbation while photoshopping pictures of girls and multiplayer masturbation.
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