No Cussing Club

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The No Cussing Pussy Club, better known as the Kan't Kuss Klan, is a dangerous gang formed by YouTube Favicon.png McKay Hatch, a 14-year-old nigger hater from California. He started the clusterfuck of faggotry called the No Cussing Club at his faggot-fueled middle school, in the hazardous nigger-infested ghetto of California called South Pasadena, when he realized many of his faggotry-infested fellow students were addicted to swearing. In spite of the fact people cussed years before he was pushed out of his whore-mother's malodorous cunt, he felt it needed to come to a stop, so he gathered the ugliest window licking tards to start his piece of shit club, to reform America.


In return for something or another, young McKay managed to gain the support of a governor, who somehow thought it would be a good idea to let a 14 year old undermine society and tell people who are mentally and physically superior to him completely how he thinks they should conduct themselves. Thus, the little douchebag began his campaign to rid the world of bad language, and more importantly satisfy the natural pre-pubescent need to undermine his betters in order to feel good about himself, only without the need to worry about being disciplined and told to settle down, as would happen to any normal 14 year old wanting to take out their angst by trying to piss off fucking everybody. He now relies so much on the 'NO FUCKING CUSSING, BITCH' agenda, because it's what has given him the self-esteem he craves in life, that he will accept no criticism whatsoever about it, going so far as to be, for example, quite possibly the only Jewtube user in existence to allow comments, but only allow the ones he likes to be displayed (it goes without saying, but this means that each video now has two or three comments max, because the other ones didn't kiss his ass enough). Srsly, try telling him how much his circlejerk sucks; he'll have none of that shit. Protip: Bear this in mind next time somebody tries to tell you how much of a hero he is.

Last Thursday, they made cussing illegal in South Pasadena. In South Pasadena, kids dictate the fucking law.
***Note that they are violating the first amendment of the United States Constitution, as of December 15, 1791. Old document is old and therefore totally inaccurate! :)
Actually it was determined in Miller v. California that the first amendment doesn't apply to obscenity.

 
 
Mckays fee is 800.00 plus travel expense let us know
 

 

—McCay's father, Brent

 
 
Cary the postcards are done can you check into the company that has labels and find the best price 4000 schools and 1000 churchs thanks this is going to be great I will talk to cecily when she gets back and make sure she is on track for the book to be finished mid sept talk to you soon 2.5 million dollars is our goal thanks.
 

 

—Excerpt from Brent Hatch's email

Cock in the Machine

McKay doesn't take shit, he's fucking serious.

On the 26th of October, 2007, the notorious cockgoblins of Ebaumsworld, discovered the ass-wank shit-for-brains of The No Cussing Club and fired up the ass-raping INTERNET HAET MACHINE.

McKay was the son of a bitch that started the motherfucking club, then the fatherfucking website and because he is such an asshole, all of the fucking Lusernames and all of the cocksucking passwords are all the same goddamn thing, like the stupid fucker he is.

Username: member

Password: welcome

Please troll this cocksucker until his candy ass bleeds.

His e-mail is used to spread faggotry, therefore we must /i/nvestigate this niggershitting atrocity against humanity. [email protected] (which happens to be his father's email). Troll for fucking great justice bitches.

His dad, Brent Hatch, also seems to have a site - http://www.brenthatch.com/, which advertises some shit nobody cares about.

McKay, upon discovering his fucking awesome club's ED page.

Stupid Shit

Note that he's just a chubby fat-ass who thinks the word "pee-pee" is funny.

The Pledge

"I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!" wow, this guy is one massive faggot.

However, it was found too lame, so they changed their motto to the following: DON'T FUCKING CUSS, 'CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL.

The Original

Their No Cussing Club flyer straight out of the 90s. Totally tubular.
FUCK CUSSING. But here are pictures of our loli members for all the pedos on the interwebs to fap to. A dictionary definition of hypocrisy.
Freeze Muthafucka! I'm a member of NCC!

Click to view the original ass-raping video.

At 1:15 a little bitch shows up and throws a motherfucking rock and hits the fucking slutbag whores in the back of the group. Way to go, bitch!

Also notice at 1:22 that Faggot gets that fucking-bad-ass IN YOUR FACE ATTITUDE FUCK YEAH MCKAY YOU RACIST BALL GOBBLING FUCKFACE.

Partyvan'd

/i/, being quite done with drama, has started pissing gasoline onto the Internet Hate Machine. A recent alliance with the g00ns, who are more familiar with outright hacking as opposed to vamping, let Anonymous on #insurgency and 711chan /i/ compromise the domain. When the NCC vice president told Anon to BACK THE FUCK UP, /i/ immediately switched to OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT mode and proceeded to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and kill it with fire.

This was pretty easy though as the NCC site looks like it was birthed bleeding from the festering cunt of a 90's crack-whore. It suffers from major cancer because of its neon colors right next to white. What fucking disgusting webdesign. Today, it looks like it crawled out from the lowest depths of the musky jungle of wiggling the plump pink clit of the Intarwebs as it squeezed creamy white sour gel from the vagina of /b/ and /i/.

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The Great Raid of 1/1/09

"McKay, a 15-year-old high school student from South Pasadena, Calif., has found himself the victim of a massive online attack, with people sending offensive e-mails and trying to crash the group's Web site. Strangers ordered pizzas sent anonymously to the family home in the middle of the night. The Hatches found their mail box clogged with porn magazines." -ABC News

But then came messages such as this: "i am going to find you And mutilate you with a scalple" [sic]

Or this:

"Every time I see your stupid [expletive] braces on those stupid [expletive] teeth of yours on that stupid [expletive] face of yours I just want to kill you with my bear fists." [sic]

Another message said, "Now, please, pack up your [expletive], and leave. You all are nothing more than [expletive], and should be treated nothing more than such."

OF COURSE EPIC WIN ENSUED: "On the outside, he seems to be doing fine," Mr. Hatch told ABC News, "but last night he came home from soccer practice, and for the first time he started crying. We went out to grab a bite, just to get him out of the house."

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=6665969&page=1

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11453777?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/720115/no-cussing-teen-faces-net-hate-campaign FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Jay Leno cameo

For some bizarre reason, Jay Leno gave Mmmkay the opportunity to appear on his nigger-infested unfunny pedophile show. As suspected, almost nothing of remote interest happened during the show and Mmmkay spent the time endlessly ranting about the benefits of a swear-free world. In fact, even Jay Leno's soulless Jew-heart was unimpressed by his pathetic shit. The real reason for Mmmkay's appearance on the show was merely to promote his father's homo-erotic book. The only noteworthy thing is that Mmmkay did not lose his virginity during the time as everyone is aware of that he never ever EVER (no srsly nevah) will do so.

McGay's YouTube Page

This fucking faggot has a YouTube page where he posts music videos where he plays shitty music on his guitar and even changes the words. Troll the fuck out of him for teh lulz: http://www.youtube.com/user/mckayhatch

DAD'S EMAIL HACKED

On the 21st of January '09, the creators of the No Cussing Club, McKay and Brent "cunt" Hatch, got their email haxx0rd and via this astonishing development passwords were acquired and a certain website got its shit ruined. As a side note to this wonderful event, it also became clear that the club was not all that it seemed.

Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of a 14 year old boy when all material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material. The ruination of No Cussing Club's site is greatly considered epic win, being the first lulzy thing Anon has done in a long fucking time.

The Car

Apparently, a member of the No Cussing Club has a dragster, and once he saw it, the club's leader creamed himself.

"The No Cussing Dragster (moar liek fagster, amirite?)

One of our NCC members in Florida has gone full throttle and put McKay's challenge where the rubber meets the road. Chaplain Glen Launey of Racers for Christ has donned the No Cussing Club logo on his 500 horsepower dragster. This baby can hit 150 miles per hour, covering a quarter mile in just over 9 seconds.

We are also honored to learn that we share logo real estate on this awesome dragster with the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, which provides full college scholarship grants, to surviving children of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps special operations personnel who were killed in action."

All around SWEEEEEET!"

SHITTY REMIX

BOOK!

No, I'm not shitting you. This little faggot actually now has a book out. Plz troll with flame reviews (though Amazon.com has a filter for your swear words, lol)

This book is also from the same faggots who created the no cussing club, And spam this with flame reviews as well, as some people are unable to see through the screen of bullshit and actually gave it 5 stars

Blocked by Google

It seems even Google has grown tired of the giant fuckload of fail that is the NCC and has thus blocked its website as malicious ensuring massive win and lulz for the rest of teh internetz.

More likely, it has blocked the site because it had been repeatedly ass-raped by Anon, and thus is now a likely carrier of Cyber-GRIDS. But you guys believe what you want.

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NCC On CNN

With all the shit going down IRL, surely you might think CNN has better things to write about than a stupid ass club ran by a retard getting all offended that Vice President Biden told Pres Barack Obama that the health care bill was a big FUCKING deal. Unfortunately, you'd be wrong as it seems CNN, in the midst of some real shit going on, decided to dedicate an entire article around this worthy cause.

   
 
"This is a huge (big fucking) deal," McKay Hatch told reporters. "Many kids and adults all over the world look up to Vice President Biden as a role model. He needs to be a good role model for kids and use clean and appropriate language."
 

 
 

—McKay Hatch referring to Biden's use of a naughty word.

   
 
Hatch said he was not opposed to Biden exercising his First Amendment rights. "He has the freedom of speech to say what he wants, but he can't choose the consequences of what he says," the student said. "We need as a country to get back to the basic values and come together and treat people with civility."
 

 
 

—McKay Hatch exercising his right to be a hypocrite.

   
 
Hatch acknowledged that even he is not perfect. "I'm just trying to ask him, you know, think about what you're saying next time. This is about self-control. He's doing a good job; I'm just asking him, you know, try a

little harder."
 


 
 

—McKay Hatch expressing his desire for Biden to do his job "better"... not by trying to end poverty or something stupid like that, but by not saying fuck.

   
 
Hatch's Web site, nocussing.com, claims more than 35,000 members and lists his more than 100 appearances on local and national television programs.

It also sells his book "The No-Cussing Club" ($19.95 + $5.50 postage and handling) and his DVD "The Story of the No-Cussing Club ($29.95 +$6 postage and handling) for sale.
 


 
 

—Is dat sum shameless self-promotion?

Seriously, the kid packed an NCC t-shirt, wrist bands, and some other shit into a box and planned to mail it off to Biden. One wonders if perhaps this might be some sort of attention-getting tactic. Lucky for us, this article also happened to have some gems of its own in the way of intelligent commentary from its readers.

   
 
This is the probelm with uptight Americans being Puritanical about this kind of stuff. They actually give kids the impression that people don't talk like this.

Americans should educate their kids properly, rather than f__g with their heads like this.
 


 
 

—"Nf," on truth

   
 
Ha ha hahaha haa haha ha ha haha ha ha, too much.
 

 
 

—"Royal Bloke" getting a great lulz from it all like the rest of us.

   
 
This young man is correct! I felt it was a very poor choice of words, especially taken into historical context of the word "deal."

FDR's New Deal Truman's Fair Deal What is Biden's deal?

I support health care reform legislation because America should provide for the people. I support our president in this noble endeavor. This is not a handout, just a hand. That is all any American would really want, to be able to provide for their family.

Please Mr. Vice President, be a little more carefull in your word choice. Remember, no matter how much we don't like it, as adults we are role models for our youth. Let us all act as such!
 


 
 

—"Felonious Monk" on being retarded and completely ignoring the entire article.

   
 
Really? REALLY?!?!! Is the world that politically correct nowadays? A man can not tell his friend what a big [email protected]&$ing deal is, Vice President Biden was obviously excited for the monumental event that Democrats have been fighting for for years....

So this my friends, is not a BIG F#&$ing DEAL!
 


 
 

—"Jay Grimms"

   
 
I sure am glad that we have solved all of our social problems stemming from anger, greed, and ignorance, and can now turn to the urgently pressing issue of grown-ups using four-letter words to express strong feelings. Nothing is a bigger threat to our country. I'm sure this kid's motivation is entirely atruistic and not based upon the fact that he makes money off these absurd products.
 

 
 

—"herbivore"

   
 
Oh golly gee wilikers!! Bad language makes my ears hurt. Good thing I live in a cave and never have to hear any.
 

 
 

—"Brent"

   
 
I am a Democrat.

But I Condemn Biden for this Stupidity.

Being a Democrat does not mean that I should support even the wrongdoings of my own party.

ReThuglicans Crooks will support their party even for Crime.
 


 
 

—"John"

   
 
How is this news?
 

 
 

—"Roger Whipple" taking the cake and winning a thousand Internets.

And so on and so forth.

What Tourette's Guy thinks of the No Cussing Club

The No Cussing Club is not only racist, and violates the 1st Amendment, but they discriminate against people with disabilities too. Poor helpless Tourette sufferers will be prosecuted under Mgay's reign of terror. Here's what the internets most loveable Tourette sufferer has to say:

  • "The garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!"
  • "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT 'TOTAL'!!!!"
  • "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two-hour SHIT for all I care!"
  • "You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is?!"
  • "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
  • "DAMN IT! HOLY SHIT! BALLS!"
  • "YES! I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control! AND IT MADE ME FEEL...LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!"
  • "BOB SAGET!"
  • "My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
  • "You look like 200 pounds of BIRD SHIT!!!"
  • "I hope this is the black person version of this song, not that Sting piece of SHIT!"
  • "I don't give a dead moose's last SHIT!"
  • "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"
  • "FUCK SALT!"
  • "That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!"
  • "You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!"
  • "PISSING out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!"
  • "Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?"
  • "BITCH! I love you."
  • "Last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED!!"
  • "BUTT FUCK!!!"
  • "Go count your DICK!"
  • "SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!"
  • "SHIT!!!"
  • "I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!"
  • "I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!!!"
  • "RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD"
  • "Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK!"
  • "Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!"
  • "What the hell do you mean a 'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert'?!"
  • "I have to live in this hellhole! All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!"
  • "AW SHIT!"
  • "DAMMIT, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!!!"
  • "I'm not afraid of shit! ...Except snakes"
  • "Once you see my dick, you won't want it!!!"
  • ".................................FUCK!"
  • "Where'd you get all this shit?"
  • "Is that that big black woman you work with?"
  • "Dom Delouise: He used to be a chef on TV. But now he just sits at home, WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS!!"
  • "HORSE MANURE!!!
  • "This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!"
  • "Bacon and eggs dear" (fat fuck ex-wife Sheila) "What?" (Danny) "OH, FOR CRYING OUT, LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGZ" lulz
  • "It feels like there's 500 pounds of fatass on my chest!"
  • "Fuck you kid, you're a dick! You're a faggot!"
  • "I didn't talk to nobody yesterday! I was in the car taking a shit!"

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

Remember kids, people with Tourette's Syndrome can't help whatever comes out, and McKay will punish these fuckers (opps, I mean "Forkers") to the max. (Read more: Final Solution)

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