You don't have any friends
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An example of iron-clad super awesome pwnership forever:
Paigegirl: Sup elgorgo come join our circle of friends! Elgorgo: Awesome! OMG You have no idea how long I have been waiting for acceptance from you guys! Auntiesiannan: LOL Psyche! Elgorgo: Wha- what's happening friends? Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap! Voysu: Haha! You're a faggot! Get the fuck out. Elgorgo: No wait! I thought you guiz were my e-pals 4ever IRL! Paigegirl: Friends? You don't have any friends! Elgorgo: Internet why have you forsaken me! Kamuela: I hereby banish you from all friendship on the internets. Elgorgo cries emo tears of forever sorrow, dies. Kamuela: Hurting elgorgo's feelings is of great interest to me. Ghostlight: [Rushing back in] Did I miss it? I was changing hats.
Any victim of such a powerful pwn-fu will suffer the grandest of humiliations. They must quit LiveJournal forever and begin cutting in exile. As a result, teh winnar draws power from the victim's sweet juice of failure.
BEWARE! There is an inherent danger in using this classic comeback, as it only works if you have enough friends or sock journals online at the moment to back you up! Do not attempt this unprepared! Even the most popular of cheerleaders can be reduced to basement-dweller status by a well-connected nerd if she does not keep a group of sycophants ready for instant deployment at all times.
Popularity is more important than being right. This is a fact.
Alterations on this ineffable attack include:
- Noone likes you.
- You're a faggot. Get the fuck out.
- No one will ever accept you! Not like my clique accepts me!
- Too cool for the internet
- Onigojirakaiju has no friends due to being a fucktard.
- Nobody cares
- Megan Meier
- Shit nobody cares about
- Talk:Rant about cons
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