Nobel Prize for Racism
The Nobel Prize for Racism (NPR) is, easily, the most highly coveted of the Nobel Prizes. It was created in 1945 when several Nobel Peace Prize winners complained that Adolf Hitler did not receive enough positive support in the media. They created the prize to honour those with unique viewpoints which are not commonly accepted but are still highly accurate.
The NPR goes to a man, organization (or, on rare occasions, a woman) who has helped the cause or done extensive research into the area of racism to try and prove something. The prize is widely regarded as the most prestigious award available in any field created by humans. Each recipient, or laureate, receives a bust and a signed photo of Mr. Hitler.
The winner is decided by an international Committee of randomly selected middle class, white males, age 25-75. Potential winners are nominated by the general public, and the Committee does whatever is necessary to decide on a winner (usually involves either rock, paper, scissors or some sort of drinking game). That’s why some winners are really surprising or controversial, even among members of the Committee.
Not to be confused with "Racists who won the Nobel Prize".
Controversies and criticisms
Among minor criticisms, the Prize Committee has been accused of omitting more deserving candidates. They have also been accused of having a North American focus or bias. The Americentric nature of the award was acknowledged by Rush Limbaugh, member of the committee since 1996, as a problem with the award and was attributed to the tendency to relate more to the american craziness and violence.
One of the most criticised winners was W. Yet W is incredibly respected for his acceptance speech which became world renowned as the best acceptance speech ever given. When he won the award he walked on stage, looked into the camera, and simply said "I did it for the lulz." His speech is now often quoted online and has become a common acceptance speech by NPR winners.
The Committee confirmed that Caleb Rolles, who spent two decades proving that niggers like watermelon, was nominated many times. Later members of the Committee expressed regret that he was not given the prize.
Other high profile individuals with widely recognised contributions to racism have been missed out. The Washington Post lists William Rehnquist, Ronald Reagan, Robert Byrd, J. Edgar Hoover, John Wayne, Strom Thurmond and Gandhi, as people who "never won the prize, but should have."
Refusals and constraints
Two laureates have voluntarily declined the NPR. In 2002, A. Wyatt Mann was awarded the Prize but refused, stating, "An artist must reject to allow himself to be transformed into an institution, even if it takes place in the most honourable form." The Wikipedia Jews, chosen as the 2011 winners for their anti-gentile hate speech, declined the prize, stating that the Committee did not reach consensus. Then their followers protected the Nobel Prize pages.
Neither Alfred Rosenberg, a key Nazi theoretician, nor Julius Streicher, widely known as "Jew-Baiter Number One" in Nazi Germany, could be selected for the 1947 prize due to the inconvenience that they had been executed the previous year.
In 1961, Adolf Eichmann, another revered Nazi, was forced to decline his prize as he had been kidnapped by the Mossad in 1960 and put on trial for alleged crimes against humanity. Josef Mengele, who won in 1972, had his visa application denied by the U. S. government, unlike so many other Nazis who lived in America and worked for the CIA after the war.
|1945||William Joseph Simmons||United States||As the founder of the second Ku Klux Klan and for his efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge on white supremacy, white nationalism, nativism, anti-communism, antisemitism, confederatism and homophobism.|
|1946||Henry Ford||United States||For his valuable, important, and witty work and for his tireless search for truth, making it available to the general population.|
|1947||Charles Maurras||France||In recognition of his pioneering and radical ideas on state racism.|
|1948||Stanley Bruce||Australia||[For being] one of the foremost advocates of the “White Australia” policy.|
|1949||Hiram Wesley Evans||United States||For his magnificent work as Imperial Wizard, during which the KKK experienced its peak in membership.|
|1950||Stepan Bandera||Ukraine||For his strong interest in racism and for his views towards jews and poles.|
|1951||Giovanni Papini||Italy||In recognition of his power of observation, originality of imagination and remarkable talent regarding his racist and fascist oeuvre.|
|1952||ODESSA||Germany||For its crucial role in aiding fallen SS officers and creating the fourth Reich in behalf of humanity.|
|1953||Ante Pavelić||Croatia||For his extreme nationalism and the brutal regime he led in his country, which implemented genocidal policies towards the Serb, Jewish and Roma populations.|
|1954||Skull and Bones||United States||For acting as a nurturer of the white establishment in America.|
|1955||Elof Eriksson||Sweden||For his role as the main exponent of anti-Semitism in inter-war Sweden, evidence of lofty idealism, artistic perfection and a rare combination of the qualities of both heart and intellect.|
|1956||George Lincoln Rockwell||United States||Founder of the American Nazi Party and a major figure in the neo-Nazi movement in the United States, whose authentic beliefs and rich writings are highly influential among white nationalists and supremacists all over the country.|
|1957||Nihal Atsız||Turkey||For a rich and intensive prose, which with he has pursued the indispensable traditions of racism and has exerted a far-reaching influence on our age.|
|1958||Elizabeth Dilling||United States||Anti-semitic and anti-communist social activist, in recognition of her earnest search for truth, her penetrating power of thought, her wide range of vision, and the warmth in presentation with which in her ideas she has vindicated and developed an idealistic philosophy of life.|
|1959||Helene Elizabeth Princess von Isenburg and Gudrun Burwitz||Germany||For their efforts through Stille Hilfe, a relief organization for arrested, condemned and fugitive SS members.|
|1960||Walt Disney||United States||Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, given for strengthening the organization.|
|1961||Adolf Eichmann||Germany||For his ardent work in favor of the Final Solution to the Jewish Question.|
|1962||D. F. Malan and H. F. Verwoerd||South Africa||Architects of the South African apartheid.|
|1963||Julio Meinvielle||Argentina||Prolific antisemitic writer, the Committee recognizes his oeuvre of universal validity, characterized by melancholic insights, frankness of prose and racist integrity.|
|1964||Paul Rassinier||France||The father of Holocaust denial, whose literary oeuvre, sustained by a historical vision, expresses the essence of the anti-semitic mind.|
|1965||Oswald Mosley||United Kingdom||For his contributions as founder of the British Union of Fascists (BUF) and as a fierce advocate of the dangers of immigration and mixed marriages.|
|Wesley A. Swift||United States||For his key role in the violent process which today characterizes Christian Identity.|
|1966||Eugen Fischer and Hans F. K. Günther||Germany||For their investigations and discoveries in relation to eugenics and the purity of races, which greatly influenced legislation on race and the Third Reich racialist thought.|
|1967||Nation of Islam||United States||Black supremacist and antisemitic religious organization.|
|1968||Lucien Rebatet||France||For his always inspired virulent antisemitism, which in a highly artistic form gives expression to a whole nation.|
|1969||Julius Evola||Italy||In appreciation of his brilliant literary achievements, characterized as they are by a nobility of style, a profound sense of his time, and a true racist temperament.|
|1970||Revilo P. Oliver||United States||In consideration of his deep learning and critical research, and above all as a tribute to the creative energy and lyrical force which characterize his writing for white supremacist causes.|
|1971||Jordán Bruno Genta||Argentina||Writer and educator, widely considered the ideologue of the Argentine extreme right-wing through his intense authorship, imbued with clarity of thought about those fucking jews.|
|1972||Josef Mengele||Germany||For his theories concerning twins and his discoveries through human experimentation.|
|1973||Gen. Alexander Haig, Dick Wilson and the Federal Bureau of Investigation||United States||For the Wounded Knee massacre against more than 200 native americans, which has opened new paths for the use of military forces based on racism in the modern world.|
|1974||Austin App||Germany/United States||The first major American holocaust denier and author of "The Six Million Swindle", which has given us fresh access to reality through translucent axioms and images.|
|1975||Johnny Rebel||United States||Primarily in appreciation of his fruitful and outstanding musical compositions that frequently voice sympathy for Jim Crow-era segregation and the Ku Klux Klan, with special mention of "In Coon Town", "Who Likes a Nigger?", "Nigger Hatin' Me", "Some Niggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)", and "Move Them Niggers North."|
|1976||CEDADE||Spain||For its efforts as an unofficial body to formulate the general principles of Neo-Nazism in Spain, France and Latin America.|
|1977||Henry Kissinger||Germany/United States/Israel||Jew, Gentile-hater.|
|1978||Jef van de Wiele||Belgium||For his lasting political work which provides a liberating image of the white man's indomitable spirit.|
|1979||John Ross Taylor||Canada||Because of his outstanding merits as fascist political activist and leader in white nationalist circles, strengthening neo-Nazi organizations and the glorification of Adolf Hitler.|
|1980||Maurice Bardèche||France||For his vigorous and graphic art of description and his ability to create, with wit and humor, new ways to expand the ideas of fascism and Holocaust denial in post–World War II Europe.|
|1981||William Luther Pierce||United States||As a tribute to a consummate racist and idealist, which he has demonstrated as the founder of National Alliance and as an author of sensual ecstasy, explorer of a humanity beyond and below the reigning civilization.|
|1982||John Tyndall||United Kingdom||Prominent figure in British nationalism and Neo-nazism, leader of the National Front and founder the British National Party.|
|1983||Richard Girnt Butler||United States||Leader of the Christian Identity, for his zealous work to promote hate and violence in the United States, which led to the creation of the white supremacist group Aryan Nations.|
|1984||Robert Faurisson||France||For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen Lollercaust denial and for his academic work distinguished by a narrative mastery and the rare purity of its style.|
|1985||Meir Kahane||Israel/United States||For his role in founding the political party Kach, which promoted laws focused on revoking the Israeli citizenship for non-Jews and banning Jewish-Gentile marriages and sexual relations, among many wonders.|
|Dwight York||United States||Musician, writer, black supremacist, child molester and leader of the Georgia-based "Nuwaubian" movement.|
|1986||Pol Pot||Cambodia||Head of the Khmer Rouge, who orchestrated the Cambodian genocide to purify their country along racial, social and political lines, explicitly targeting various ethnic groups for extinction.|
|1987||Joop Glimmerveen||Netherlands||Far right leader whose political work has revived the great traditions of the Nazi ideology in his land.|
|1988||Willis Carto||United States||One of America's most influential political racial theorists, the Committee applauds his incorruptible activism and intense promotion of antisemitic conspiracy theories and Holocaust denial, materialized through the Liberty Lobby, the Populist Party, the American Free Press, the Institute for Historical Review and Noontide Press.|
|1989||Barbara Bush||United States||Never liked niggas.|
|1990||Ben Klassen||Ukraine/United States||One of the greatest living masters of white racialist movement, with special reference to his monumental work, “Racial Holy War - This Planet is All Ours.”|
|1991||LA Police Department||United States||For a beautiful display of police brutality and racism against Rodney King, as a corollary of decades of blatant impunity and abuse against incalculable civilians.|
|1992||Georgios Papadopoulos||Greece||Military leader, a symbol of neo-fascism and xenophobia, which brings alive a continent's destiny and dreams.|
|1993||Gaston-Armand Amaudruz||Switzerland||For authoring "Ubu Justicier au Premier Procès de Nuremberg", one of the first works to question the veracity of the Holocaust, and for being an influential political philosopher in the post-war period.|
|1994||Eugène Terre'Blanche||South Africa||For his efforts against anti-apartheid struggles and for threatening civil war to maintain white rule in his country.|
|1995||Slobodan Milosevic||Serbia||Mastermind of the ethnic cleansing campaign that took place during the 1992-1995 Bosnian War.|
|Théoneste Bagosora||Rwanda||For his crucial role in the 1994 Rwandan genocidal mass slaughter of Tutsi and moderate Hutu tribes.|
|1996||Ernst Zündel||Germany||Uncompromising Holocaust denier and pamphleteer, whose vivid literary work reveals a deep-rooted inspiration and appeals to the readers' own feelings, stimulating their imaginations.|
|1997||Jesse Helms||United States||Republican Senator from North Carolina, ethnic separatist and outspoken opponent of the Civil Rights Act, who blocked many negroes from being considered for important positions.|
|1998||Jean-Marie Le Pen||France||Prominent right-wing politician and founder of the xenophobe and anti-semitic Front National party.|
|1999||Kevin B. MacDonald||United States||Chronicler of the jewish experience, who with ethical depth, fire and visionary power resembling classical Nazism, has subjected a whole race to scrutiny and has discovered new symbols for the clash of cultures.|
|2000||Don Black||United States||Founder of Stormfront, Internets' first major hate site, which laid the foundations of cyber racism.|
|Mankind Quarterly||United States||Academic journal dedicated to physical and cultural anthropology, considered a cornerstone of the scientific racism establishment.|
|2001||Robert Mugabe||Zimbabwe||Old jigaboo who persecutes Zimbabwe's white minority, proving that racism goes both ways.|
|2002||A. Wyatt Mann||United States||For his cartoons which through their combination of a broad perspective on his time and a sensitive skill in characterization, have contributed to a renewal of lulzy racism.|
|2003||Prussian Blue||United States||Through their songs rich in nuance, Prussian Blue has taught the american youth the evilness of multiculturalism and the lies of the Holocaust.|
|2004||Mel Gibson||Australia||Producer/director/writer of the magnificent epic movie "The Passion of the Christ", which sparked new interest on the fact that jews killed Jesus.|
|2005||W||United States||For his handling of Hurricane Katrina and not caring about black people.|
|2006||Michael Richards||United States||For shouting "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!" to some niglet and bringing back sweet memories of lynching to the american consciousness.|
|2007||Andrew Schlafly||United States||Creators of Conservapedia and Metapedia, respectively, two online pseudoencyclopedias which compile justifications for racism, eliminationism, hate speech and persecution.|
|2008||Mahmoud Ahmadinejad||Iran||In recognition of his anti-Semitic views and for exposing the truth about Jews and the 9/11 attacks.|
|2009||Ann Coulter||United States||H8 pamphleteer and massive bitch who advocates violent solutions based upon intolerance and guns, in order to preserve the historical and cultural heritage of her people.|
|2010||Mel Gibson||Australia||For his racial slurs against spics using the term "wetbacks", and denouncing one of his employees to immigration authorities.|
|2011||The Wikipedia Jews||Israel/United States||For creating all of Wikipedia Israel-related articles and cleverly manipulating so many others, in an impassioned quest for apologizing the Jewry, invalidating the Gentiles and rewriting history from the word go.|
|2012||Mitt Romney||United States||For his role as the GOP candidate in the 2012 elections, dispensing countless racist nuggets against blacks, mexicans and muppets, enormously contributing to the retrogression of peace and reconciliation in America.|
|David Irving||United Kingdom||For his enduring work, by which, with great luminosity, he has made his racist thought a part of the western literature for over four decades.|
|2013||Pamela Geller||Israel/United States||For her anti-Muslim ads in New York City subway stations which show a picture of the burning World Trade Center with a quote from the Qu'ran, and aligning herself with the fascist English Defence League which caused her to get banned from the entire UK.|
|2014||2channel||Japan||In recognition of its efforts, with its massive size, anonymous posting and reluctance to remove racist messages, to promote ultra-nationalism and hate speech against minorities and specific ethnic groups in Japan and elsewhere.|
|2015||Konstantinos Plevris||Greece||For the art of memory with which he has evoked ethnic and racial hatred, contributing significantly to shape the direction of the Greek extreme right.|
|2016||Donald Trump||United States||For upholding his country's unquestionable leadership in major-league racism, the Committee salutes his Hitlerian vision and heavy cojones, which are unprecedented in the presidential ticket of a major political party.|
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