Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACMA
ACMA/Blacklist to Alexander4488/Director Commentary
Alexander Baldal to Anthony TJ Solomon
Anthony Weiner to Aywas
Ayy lmao to Beliebers
Believe everything you read to Bomberman
Bomberman (Game) to Bwraep
Bwrosas to Charlie Sheen
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to Cock goes where?
Cock trap to Crimson-furvor
CrimsonNightshade to Dark Overlord
Dark Souls to Digitilsoul
Dignity to Druid
Drumpf to Edopoly
Edtan to Evil-unveiled.com/Byteman2000
Evil-unveiled.com/CQ2 to FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON to First Post
First World Problems to Fursecuted
Fursecution to GirlVinyl
Girl Drama to H4x
H4x0r to Holli Thometz AKA Holly Jacobs
Holli jacobs to I don't think you have an X. Enjoy your Y.
I don't watch TV to IrrationalWiki
Irrationalwiki to Jews did WTC
Jews did WTC Documentary to Kate Leth
Kate Weis to LJDrama boobs
LJ Abuse to Lisa Henry Bowen
Lisa McPherson to MRB
MRI to Mastic
Masturbate to Minichan BBS
Minimalism to Myspace Adventure
Myspace Suicide to Nigger Owner's Manual
Nigger Pig to Okami
Okcupid to Paiderastia
PaigeGirl to Pics plz
Picture to Portal:Social Media/Featured Article/title
Portal:Social Media/Featured Media to Pyramid head
Pyrion Flax to Regretsy
Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time to Russian army
Russian hackers to Scifag
Scifags to Shoe0nhead's law
Shoe on head to Sodomite
Sodomite Suppression Act to Stockholm Syndrome
Stockholm syndrome to Tangent
Tangie to The Internet
The Internet Is For Porn to Tmbg
Tmbg37 to Typewriter
Typhon to Vimeo
Vince to White Pride
White Society to X people Y
X y is x to Zootopia
Zoozoo to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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