Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACLU
ACMA to Alexander-sama
Alexander4488 to Anthony Solomon
Anthony Stancl to Ayy lmao
Ayyy lmao to Believers
Belinda Kovalskaya to Bomber166
Bomberman to Buzzkill
Buzzkilling to Charlie Hebdo
Charlie Sheen to Cock block
Cock boat to Crimson-Silvrblood
Crimson-Silvrblood/Chatlogs to Dark Giant
Dark Knight to Digibutter.nerr
Digimon to Drug dealer
Drug dealing to Editor for baleetion
Editor for deletion to Evil-unveiled.com/Boys Scout Camp
Evil-unveiled.com/Boyscents to FTW
FUBAR to Firefox 3
Firefox Exploit to Furry Paws
Furry Porn to Gintama
Giovanna Plowman to Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe
H to Hogan
Hoggin to I am twelve and what is this?
I a£ so drink eight now to Iron March
Iron Penis to Jewpedia
Jewry to Kate's Party
Kate Leth to LJ TOS
LJ User to Lisa is a Vegan
Lisanova to MS
MSDN to Match.com
Mate to Ministry of Lol
Ministry of Loli to Mystere
MysteriousMrEnter to Nigger stole my bike
Niggercide to Oklahoma City Bombing
Olchai to PaigeGirl
Paigegirl to Pics or it didn't happen
Pics plz to Portal:Social Media/Featured Media
Portal:Social Media/Featured Media/Archive to Pyrion Flax
Pyro to Regular Show
Regular Show/Episode Guide to Rustle
Rustled to Scilons
Scion of the DragonPhoenix to Shon Terry
Shondaebrennan to Sodomize
Sodomized to Stole
Stolen to Tani-Da-Inki
Tanja Fleischer to The Internet Is For Porn
The Internet Is Serious Business to Tldr
Tmbg to Typewriter
Typhon to Vileplume
Village People to White Paw
White People to X in my pants
X in my y to Zoojay
Zoom angel to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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