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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AFK
AFP to Alien
Aliens to Antonia Bayle
Antonia Miskic to BBW
BBWChan to Bi-polar
Bible to Boy-lover-44
BoyBliss to Call of Duty:Ghosts
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare to Child abduction
Child abuse to Communities
Community to Cyber
Cyber-police to Dear Sister
Dearasshole to Don't feed the trolls
Don't hit on me, silly boys to ED:Map
ED:Map/MergeOld to Epic Threads
Epic Toilet Story to Evil-unveiled.com/SSDI Funded Pedophiles
Evil-unveiled.com/Safe Haven to Father tmjr
Fatman to French canada
French fuck to Gayrea
Gays to Grawp
Grawp on Wheels to Heidi Wyss
Hein to INAM
INDIA to Internet Explorer
Internet Freedom Movement to Jennifer Emick
Jennifer Hepler to Kaputsky
Karaokedavid82 to LJDrama boobs
LJ Abuse to LittleCloud
LittleCloud/Arbchat Logs to Machine code
Machinima to Mcfnord
Mcpedo to Modern Warfare 3
Modern art to Narcovideo
Narcs to Normal person
Normalfag to Operation LIONCASH
Operation LazarusTV to Paul
PaulCarnes to Pokemans
Pokemanz to Predilect
Preg to Ragnarok
Ragnarok Online to Rly
Ro/ck/star to Sam Pepper
Sam Rassenfoss to Shaneequa
Shanespannercock to Smiley
Smileyguy10000 to Stare cat
Starecat to TMZ
TMaximus95 to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Empire of Arkantos to Tibia
Ticaro to Tv/
TvT to Vicodin
Victim to When /b/ was good
When I Was to X-Files
X-Men to Zionistacat
Zionists to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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