Nu metal

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Nu metal fan at the age of 9

Nu metal (or known as mallcore) is a form of grungy wigger metal shit. It mixes grunge, rap and metal together with down tuned guitars. You can identify nu metal bands with these wiggers or hip hop fags trying to play metal or grunge, or metal faggots trying to play rap.

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Nu metal band characteristics

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  • Vocalist- Some guy who just raps, ragequits, growls or sings. Sometimes he growls and tosses a fuckin bitch fit and does growls, may or may not try hard to act angry. Usually he has either long hair or spiky hair cut short. He also wears adidas pants and sings retarded lyrics
  • Guitarist- (one or two) just does bouncy hip hop rhythmed riffs and down tunes so low on his guitar with 3289427498237637564384563478564358734563487563487563454656583658346583468 strings on it. He has usually long hair often in dreads and just plays weird ass riffs full of tri-tones and sounds like he's hitting random notes while grinding on the strings. Usually thinks Dimebag is the best guitarist ever.
  • Bassist - Some guy who plays hip hop wigger bass lines or weird shit and usually he has a goatee beard and a baseball cap, otherwise he'll be some guy in spiky hair or cornrows
  • Drummer- some guy usually with spiky hair and a sleeveless shirt and tattoos or a crew cut. His drumming sounds like he's banging a police officer in a bus like a pedophilic penis fucker up the cock rapist.
  • DJ(optional) - some wigger or just a black person with baggy clothes and a necklace and does scratches after jacking off to nigger music like Run DMC and the Beastie Boys at night ejaculating so much cum shooting out his testicles and passing the urethra and out the prick and onto his underwear, then he must change his pants and underwear since they're wet on the front and before changing he must clean the cum off his pubic hair, guts and cock. He gets so many orgasms from it.

Bands typically take pictures in weird rooms usually dark like they're in some prison at night otherwise they are just some light room in somebody's house. They just stand their and just act like they couldn't see the fucking camera is there like blind cripples, otherwise they have a picture of themselves acting happy and like wiggers or hip-hop gangstaz with KoRnrows or beards.

Typical nu metal song

Jonathan Davis comes out of the klozet

How to Troll Nu Metal Fans

  • Deny their bands as heavy metal
  • Call them a wigger
  • Say that you hate Otep Shamaya because she's a dyke
  • Say that Otep deserved to get raped by her dad
  • Say that it was funny when Jonathan Davis got molested when he was 7
  • Talk shit about KoRn
  • Say that System of a Down are terrorists
  • Say that Wayne Static's hair makes him look like a complete retard
  • Call their music "hip hop"
  • Call their music "wigger shit"
  • Say that Jonathan Davis is in the closet
  • Call their bands hip-hop
  • Compare their bands to Lil' Wayne
  • Say that Motograter look like a bunch of juggalos
  • Say that Slipknot is gay
  • Say that KoRn's Path of Totality was their masterpiece
  • Say that Linkin Park improved in 2007
  • Ask them why their bands all have evil or angry/violent lyrics
  • Get the Westboro Baptist Church to protest their favorite bands
  • Protest against nu metal bands and call them satanic
  • Refer to Jonathan Davis as "HIV"
  • Go to a Sevendust concert and yell "nigger" at the singer Lajon
  • Ask them why Korn and Limp Bizkit can't spell

Bands tagged as nu metal

  • Korn - The pioneers of this shitty genre. All members like to put corn up their asses
  • Emmure - They are BR00T4L DEATHCORE with mallcore influences
  • Sevendust - The band with a nigger and some weird ass drummer with freaky hair that does pedoSmiles
  • Evanescence - Oops, sorry, they ain't nu metal, just a bunch of mallgoth freaks with some cunt who can't sing and has butthurtness fans.
  • Slaves on Dope - The shittier and more wigger/TUFF GUY version of Korn
  • Slipknot - The band with 9 members with long hair and scary masks and jumpsuits with a drummer who thinks he's Jason with a hockey face, eventually wears a black metal mask. Without the mask he occasionally has no eyebrows. Also their singer has anger issues.
  • OTEP - Some 4 piece band with a Nazi bonehead in the band for bass, a dyke vocalist named Otep Shamaya and they think they're hardcore and we all know what they sound like.
  • Linkin Park - Some sextet with a singer who just sings about how he's now able to control himself, eventually tries to write lyrics about loving the world, but initially writes lyrics to help teens who have certain issues in life or need to know how to deal with their teachers. Their singer also was a nerd in school. The lyrics and vocals and shit change once they sold out into some shitty pop rock band. Their fans consist of wiggers, jocks, preppies who like them cuz they're mainstream and also emo kids might like them.
  • Limp Bizkit - A guitarist with weird masks and eyes with ridiculously huge ass pupils, a wigger vocalist with a baseball cap, and more wigger than Linkin Park
  • Crazy Town - Band with a nigger in it who dress in weird clothes and were only famous for their song "Butterfly"
  • Mudvayne - First album was somewhat nu metal and was just an internet tough guy version of Tool. Then they went out as a sellout alternative metal band. The singer thinks he's Maynard James Keenan.
  • Snot - Shitty wannabe punk band that nobody gave a shit about until the singer died.
  • Deftones - The ones with a beaner vocalist, they eventually sold out to hipsters. They apparently got extremely butthurt over the nu-metal label that they sold out when they released their album "White Pony" dedicated to the members' pride of being bronies. All the fans can't accept they were nu metal in the 1990s.
  • Alien Ant Farm - Some alt fags with a fugly singer who inexplicably got popular by making a nu metal Michael Jackson cover in 2001, before becoming washed up nobodies a few years later. You might wanna help their singer cross the border.
  • Mushroomhead - They got butthurt when Slipknot would look like them.
  • (Hed) PE - Some lame ass wiggers/beaners who think they're nu metal but are just a rapcore clone of Rage Against the Machine.
  • Spineshank - Shake YO SPINE YOU FUCKING CUNT! NOW!!!!!!!
  • System of a Down - A group of 4 Armenian terrorists in the band. All middle easterns are terrorists. Wait? THESE GUYS AREN'T NU METAL!!! ...or are they?
  • Kittie - Chug ass talentless cunts who sound like they take steroids. Their fans actually think the band is death metal.
  • Papa Roach - Sold out into a hard rock boy band who thought their music sounded like the Scorpions, Guns 'N Roses or AC/DC or something. First were a nu metal band. Now they are going back to nu metal a little. They also tried to look like bikers with leather after dressing like wannabe gangsters with baggy pants and spiky hair.
  • Coal Chamber - Just some nu metal band with 3 goth guys and a goth whore and their singer is some guy with long dreadlocks and shitloads of piercings and looks like a pedo-clown. One of the members looks like a monkey and has big ass ears. Their video for Loco is just them playing in some mansion at night with some pedophile driving an ice cream truck there and going in to molest random people.
  • Motograter - A bunch of retarded juggalos/Mushroomhead wannabes who thankfully faded into obscurity. Their singer is an internet tough guy and they all try to look like monsters.
  • Lostprophets - Weeaboo britfags with a pedo singer who sold out and suddenly became from wiggers to an emo band releasing the 2nd album.
  • 40 Below Summer - Dude, what the fuck are ya saying??? THEH NAH NAH NAHSKA BRR RAKA MANA MANA!
  • Soulfly - Max Cavalera goes nu metal and sells out.
  • Vanilla Ice - Limp Bizkit Cloney
  • Machine Head - Pantera Clone; Switches to mallcore then goes back
  • Disturbed - the band with a Jewish vocalist who has mother issues
  • Drowning Pool - they have a disgusting name and all they are known for is their song "Bodies". LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE. LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE. LET THE FINGERS HIT THE MUTE! Also the song supports 9/11.
  • Papa Roach - Cut my cunt into pieces! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
  • Dope - DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!!1111 That's all people like by these guys. They also think they're explicit.
  • Endo - Worst band. Ever
  • Shuvel - They has a shuvel.
  • 36 Crazyfists - They mix nu metal with metalcore. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
  • Demon Hunter - Christfags who are the same as 36 Crazyfists until they change into some Pantera wannabe band.
  • Staind - Some band who jack off to alternative rock all day and Nirvana. Then they sold out into the Nickelback of nu metal.
  • Static X - The industrial band with some singer with his long ass hair spiked up like it's static. He also braids his goatee like the bassist from Syndrome of a Clown.
  • Orgy - A bunch of faggots. Their name is Orgy since that's what the members do to each other on a weekly basis. Also one of the members has no eyebrows.
  • Sevendust - Fronted by a nigger whose name you can't pronounce. Offer him some fried chicken and watermelon.
  • Taproot - What the fuck?
  • Glassjaw - Deftones clone
  • Incubus - Sold out into an alternative rock band. Also has a black in the band and some retard with shaggy long hair.

History

Nu metal was said to be invented by some alternative wankers called Faith No More and their wigger singer Mike Patton, but actually was made by Korn. Then it went popular faster than a fag on redbull getting sodomized by a monkey in Alasska naked. Then more bands came. Now it isn't popular and everyone forgot about it. To revive nu metal, form your band and bring back the late 90s and early 2000s. Also fuck this metal genre.

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