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Surfing for Christ.

Someone who doesn't ever have sex. Nuns claim that this is because they are married to God, or some shit like that. It's usually because nuns are ugly. Porn tells us that all nuns are bisexual, are secretly asking for it, are into BDSM the sexual acts depicted in Church of Fudge, and are pretty damn hot under their robes, despite their giant, unshaven seventies style bush. They're freaky like that. Yeah.

Nuns Have Powers

Nuns have powers. Do not irritate a nun. Some of these powers include:

They are also in cahoots with God and will kill your family if you displease them, or just run your ass over.

Definitely an hero now.

On The Other Hand

She can beat me any time.