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Objectiveministries.org is an apparently serious (but nonetheless satirical) Christian fundamentalist site that provides lots of lulz because noone is totally sure of its veracity.

Attempt to take over the Internets

This says it all:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation 12 3 - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hate speech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

They are like trying to shut down sites like Landover Baptist and have called YTMND a terrorist organization, but they will never succeed because everyone can see how fucktarded they are. (They even believe there are still dinosaurs).

The only action these fuckwits can get.

Evidence that the folks at Objective Ministries are batshit insane

More on the subject of dinosaurs: "Although exceedingly rare, living dinosaur and related species can still be found world wide. Some famous examples are the Loch Ness Monster, a Scottish plesiosaur (or leviathan); Mokele-Mbembe, an African sauropod; and the Chupacabra, a South American Velociraptor. This obviously proves that man and dinosaur have existed -- and continue to exist -- contemporaneously." Obviously. These twats (who make even furries seem perfectly reasonable in comparison) also say that all dinosaurs were plant-eaters, and that attempts to portray tyrannosaurs in a slightly realistic fashion (i.e., Jurassic Park) are part of a conspiracy to turn America into a secularist state, or something equally dire.

Christian's Goatse

Some experts believe that viewing the ObjectiveMinistries website can cause a person to lose at least 100 brain cells per second. Naturally, anyone who disagrees with these fucktards is labeled a terrorist. In response to a DVD entitled The God That Wasn't There, these idiots posted the following on their website: "If your church is targeted, we urge you to take the matter seriously and report the incident to The Department of Homeland Security. While the fliers and poorly produced DVDs may seem like some juvenile prank pulled by Secularized teens, the people doing these acts of domestic terrorism are part of an axis of anti-Christianity that is aligned with bioterrorists who seek to wipe out 90% of humanity with Ebola virus. We cannot stress strongly enough that you should not open any of the DVD cases as it is unknown what sort of agents or improvised devices might be inside."

Their website is so creepy in its fucktardedness that it remains a distinct possibility that the site is meant only as means of generating lulz. They are, however, already an old meme, and so must move on to lemonparties if they want people to pay any more attention to them. A variation of the Fifty Hitler Post incorporating either Muhammad or Darwin would be an amusing way of if you should encounter one of these people on the Internets.

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