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"Offensive" is a term for anyone or anything that is funny. It is often stated by liberals that being offensive is wrong but as offensiveness is the only true path to lulz nobody cares about the feelings of others. Often misused as a reason to shit in everyone's shoes, Hillary Clinton is a shoe shitter.

A few offensive statements for the masses: Enjoy.

NOTE: As you may have guessed from the above introduction, none of the following statements are actually funny. They have been left recorded here for posterity exactly as they were created: as a series of fascinating misfires. Oh well, at least the kids are trying.

  1. I laugh at retarded people because they are retarded.
  2. Rape victims are pathetic and should be raped again. Then again for good measure.
  3. Niggers (black people/people of color) look like ugly-ass, monkey-born white people that have been rolling around in their own feces for several days.
  4. Young children who have been sexually molested should be killed because they have been sexually molested.
  5. Retard: n. A person who is a complete dumb-ass. Funny-looking with a crooked smile.
  6. If God is real then FUCK HIM!
  7. It should be a law that if a woman tries to think freely, she should be beat to shit by the nearest man.
  8. A few words for all the Jews who might be reading this: FUCK YOU KIKE!
  9. The closest thing we've ever had to a God was Adolf Hitler.
  10. I don't know what makes me more disgusted. Knowing that niggers can vote or that there's such thing as a faggot (gay man).
  11. Fuck Abe Lincoln. Fucking coon-lover.
  12. Person who believes in God: n. See number 5.
  13. Every white person who goes to a predominately black school should be beat fucking mindless every day until his skin darkens up. No, just kidding. That would be horrible.
  14. If your child has a mental disability, fucking drown it.
  15. There has never been a nigger that didn't deserve to get lynched.
  16. Despite what might be said, no one loves or respects any fat/overweight person. Even the ones that "can't help it." They should all take a bath with a toaster and end our suffering.
  17. Suicide victims were pussies that couldn't handle it. Nothing more, maybe something less.
  18. All faggots should be lined up and sprayed with machine gun fire.
  19. A woman is nothing more than a box a dick comes in. And a pair of tits.
  20. People who believe in God should get their heads blown the fuck off by a shotgun so they can join him in his non-existent kingdom.

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░░█████████████████████████████████░░ AND SHOVE A DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH ((niggershits.on.nimp.org))
░░█████████████████████████████████░░ AND CHOKE ON IT WHICH WILL KILL YOU ((niggershits.on.nimp.org))
░░█████████████████████████████████░░ SO YOUR MOM CAN RAPE YOUR CORPSE ((niggershits.on.nimp.org))
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