Old Gregg

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You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

Plot Synopsis

Old Gregg on DevianTART

Old Gregg comes from a UK show called "The Mighty Boosh". The meme gained popularity after Adult Swim began airing episodes late night on Cartoon Network, one of which was the Old Gregg episode. In said video, a musician named Howard Moon is fishing in a lake at night when he is confronted by a transexual merman with a glowing mangina named Old Gregg. Old Gregg takes the musician captive in his underground cavern where he treats the stranger to a drink of Bailey's, shows off his waterpaint art, and accompanies him in a song and dance.

The Video

Some Sample Quotes

Old Gregg: What you doing in my waters?

Howard: Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!

Old Gregg: Then how come there's hooks in my head, fool?

Howard: It's nothing to do with me, sir.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!


Easy now fuzzy little man peach. Hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


—Old Gregg

You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's vagina. I've got a mangina! I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEGG!


—Old Gregg

Do you love me?


—Old Gregg

Gallery of Old Gregg Cosplay

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