From Encyclopedia Dramatica
—Dohoho... We'll keep you honest, Onision
Gregory James Daniel a.k.a Gregory James Jackson or Gregory James Avarde, is a YouTuber born with ovaries instead of testicles. This makes him curl his eyelashes and put on light makeup, and has male GOTIS=like syndrome. He is famous for the drama he makes, and his train-wreck of a love life. He publicly broadcasts personal information about his life like one loveable Autistic Hero We all know and love. He resides in Tacoma, Washington, where his pastime is physically, mentally, and verbally abusing his girlfriends/fiances/wives when he isn't busy creating YouTube videos, ranting about "haters", and how he wants his "privacy". If you comment on his videos with even a semblance of legitimate criticism, he may block you, in which case you are a winrar; if he flips his shit and gets racist on you, you win one free internetz. He believes that the following deserve to die: Omnivores and Carnivores, people who smoke, drink, take drugs (even if it's prescription), people who are circumcised, and anyone whose views oppose his own. Onision has recently started moderating his comments and disabling ratings on his videos, as people are realizing that he's a sick fuck and shouldn't make money from Youtube for retarded views to Youtube and his audience., also known as
He created his first YouTube account in 2006 where he had the idea to make a channel full of mundane rants about everyday shit, the first of which can be found here. In 2007, after coming to the realization that vlogging is fucking retarded, he changed his approach. He decided to contribute to YouTube by making shitty YouTube comedy sketches and copying Shane Dawson's style, meaning he expresses his pedophilia, and attraction to pale girls, thus creating his "I'm so" series and tutorials (as well as the shitty Chibi show with his ex-wife Skye). And a ton of other shit.
He also had a website as early as 2005. Some choice quotes:
—Onision, this explains everything
—Onision, on why he deserted his military duties
Nobody ever heard of Onision, until Daniel Tosh selected a video of Onision dancing in a banana suit. This is the zenith of Onision's career, and now that he has achieved this remarkable feat, he does not care for the e-fame that this article documents, and would like very much for it to go away.
—Onision, making sure you know he is a "celebrity"
Onision's videos are a collection of bad advice, narcissistic half-baked opinions, uninformed rants about something stupid, why meat eaters are bad people, skits(a lot of which involve him wearing a banana suit or a fake mustache, for some reason), and masturbatory self praise. This guy loves the sound of his own voice.
Typical Onision videos and parodies
His ONLY good video
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Protip: If you eat meat and circumcise your wiener, you're just as bad as a murdering pedophile.
Onision and mental breakdowns
Fans and Haters
Onision considers himself a celebrity, which can be considered the truth. He has thousands of followers who hang on his every word. But with fans, also comes haters (He has a LOT of them).
Whiny retards(You fags think we don't notice your changes? Or that it's not gonna be reverted? LOL), mostly ugly 16-year old girls and sexually confused 13-year old boys who spend all their time on Onision's videos to hear the sound of his voice, which they love almost as much as Onision does. They circle-jerk each other in tribute to their benevolent "god", Onision. They take in anything he says, no matter how frequently stupid it is.DON'T PUBLICLY DISAGREE WITH HIM, OR HIS RETARDED FANS WILL RAGE AND COME AFTER YOUR ASS. His fans are easy to troll, all you have to do is disagree with his opinion and you'll start a major shitstorm.
Trolls, moralfags with agendas, anyone who has two brain cells to rub together, and hatefags(like YOU and the faggots who keep turning this article to shit). Some of them are former fans that are butthurt that their hero turned out to be a disappointing narcissistic douche(Seriously how the fuck stupid do you have to be, not to have this fucking epiphany sooner), and are now are dedicated basement dwelling rejects. To Onision though, anyone who doesn't line up to suck his dick, or agree with everything he says, is a hater.
In 2012, Hank Green (a rare Youtuber with actual motherfucking talent) kicked Onision off VidCon's speakers list and he was subsequently banned from entering VidCon due to being a faggot in his speaks videos. Butthurt about not being good enough for VidCon, he did what any faggot does, cry and bitch about it.
Many other Youtube partners (and concerned parents) didn't agree with his statements as well as many other users on YouTube. Thanks to the contributors, Onision will NOT be performing at VidCon.
Twitter, Drama With Shay Karl, and Circumcisions
Most of his post on twitter includes of Cuber-bullying his ex's for having a dutteh house just because she dumped him or to reply to his haters. He also likes to use it to talk shit about his exes. He usually deletes his post but luckily, the Onision drama blog is here to keep that shit up on the internet, people even have Facebook pages dedicated to that shit.
In June 2010, Shay Carl announced that he was going to get a circumcision for his son on twitter. Being the caring human being Onision is, he decided to tell Shay Carl on twitter about how bad circumcision is, by calling him a monster, horrible father, and accusing him of mutilation due to the alleged "pain" of circumcision.
Onision's usual methods of shoving his own beliefs down everyone else's throats, while lying about his own shortcomings, came to bite him in the ass in the way of Shay's fans. Even Onision's own fans called him out for being a fag. All Onision could do was cry about it.
To summarize: Onision likes raeping block button like a faggot, and youtube put a stop to his faggotry because he likes to thow hissy fits. Butthurt, he uses sock puppets to try to get around youtube blocking him from abusing DMCA.
In 2005, Onision, at the age of 17 decided to create a cult named Sicesca. In this cult he would be the Cult leader and he would guide its members to enlightenment. According to the information about Sicesca, this cult was his plan to stop all animal hunger, any environmental harm, animal abuse, and force everyone to be vegetarians. If they disagreed, they would "fall back to the earth." In other words, he'd kill them. (Note: Onision wasn't a veg when creating this cult..) The website can be found here He baleeted it after getting a lot of criticism over it. And now he tries to ignore the past and blind his fans about all of it by pretending it never happened. Oh wait. The Sicesca Facebook page can be found here If you want to troll him for the lulz.
Someone Finds Out
I'm a Cult Leader!
In November 2011, Greg started to stir up more trouble by resuming his Sicesca cult and, then, using cheesy jokes to help keep people from thinking he's crazy. Here's Onision yet again contradicting himself, stating that he wants to resume Sicesca when he's said many times that he doesn't have a cult...
According to now: Onision has resumed Sicesca and it is now still running. In a recent video he says that he is going to somewhat "resume Sicesca," even though he has not given out any information on how to contact the Church of Sicesca.
I Have No Cult! Don't You Believe Me?
It's very funny that when he claims that he doesn't have a cult his fans agree with him, but now when he says that he is going to resume the cult his blinded fans stumble over themselves to drink the koolaid.
In January 2010 Onision divorced his wife, Skye Tantaga. After breaking up with Skye he immediately retreats to his dank corner of YouTube and begins painting the picture of her as the evil antagonist and him as the innocent martyr:
What Greg "forgot" to tell his fans is that the real reason he divorced Skye was because he was already fucking Shiloh at the time he delivered the divorce papers. The video of him talking about hitting a deer was a video of him using Skye's car to drive to the hotel where he planned on fucking the then underage Shiloh.
In Early 2012, Greg began to whine in his videos about how Skye was stealing his money. He said that the alimony payments he was forced to pay her was causing him such financial hardship that he couldn't afford to live anymore. Which considering he makes 6 figures a year off of his shitty Youtube partnership and the crappy shirts he shits onto his fans chests, he should be living quite well. The real reason Greg is dealing with financial hardship is that he's moved 4 fucking times in the last year. Once from Washington to Los Angeles. Then from Los Angeles back to Washington into a new house. Then when he moved to New Mexico so he could fuck his new underage jailbait whore. Then back to Washington. Let's not forget all of the airfare he spent flying his underage girlfriends to states where he could fuck them without going to jail.
Also, anyone with a brain knows that alimony is decided by a judge, and agreed on by both parties. So Greg claiming that Skye won't let him move on isn't her fault, it's his. If he didn't want to pay alimony, he shouldn't have fucked Shiloh and divorced his wife.
Shiloh Hoganson (A.K.A; An attention whore who had a dog eat her out). A girl almost as crazy as Onision is. Onision met Shiloh over Skype and began sending her plane tickets so he could fuck her in states where it was legal to fuck underage girls. He loves himself some loli poon. Some may argue that he wanted her only because she was a popstar. When he was caught, he divorced his wife Skye for Shiloh. When Shiloh turned 18, Greg decided the best course of action was internet drama. When Shiloh started having memory problems, Onision did what came natural, videotape that shit, and not take her to the hospital.Which is the only LOLworthy thing he has ever uploaded.
"I wanna make a rainbow" & "Why I didn't call ambulance"
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Shiloh and Greg happily announced that Shiloh was pregnant. Shiloh even had pictures of the pregnancy test. When they realized that she wouldn't be able to fake a pregnancy anymore(they forgot that pregnant women begin to show after a certain amount of time), they told everyone that Shiloh had a miscarriage. Shiloh then stole a picture of someone's sick baby and pretended it was her dead baby named Rogue, who belonged to Onision, and died right after childbirth. The actual parent of the sick baby in the picture found out that Shiloh was using the picture of her child and angrily messaged her about it, and shit hit the fan. Onision made a response, attacking the mother(Somebody find the video and stick it here!). People got pissed. Then they began lying about Shiloh having sepsis. Greg dumped her and sent her to Canada, when everyone called bullshit on that lie, he tried to save himself some shame by responding "guyz, I was lied to too, I'm pissed off with you. feel sorry for me."
Shiloh's nudes were leaked mid 2012 and Shiloh shut down almost all of her accounts. Any remaining are old and inactive. Someone did reupload them, though.
Adrienne Jourgenson dated Onision for a few weeks after Greg's first breakup with Shiloh. When he stopped running from the Canadian Mafia, he hooked up with Adrienne over Skype.
A typical hipster with low self esteem. Adrienne proved to be a fucking idiot because she was dumb enough to let Onision pressure her into fucking him within 2 days of meeting him. After banging her, he made her feel bad about sleeping with a man she wasn't in a relationship with, so she decided to date him. Greg constantly harassed her afterwards to fuck her more, and to suck his dick. All he wanted was her to spend as much time on her knees polishing his tiny dick. When she refused to suck his dick, he dumped her. Then he tried to beg her back, when he wasn't getting pussy.
Greg began pressuring Adrienne to quit her job and move to Washington and into his house. He promised to pay her to edit his videos. Like a fucking dumbass she quit her job and prepared to leave friends and family behind. Then after she made a lame joke about loving pussy on her facebook, Onision freaked out about dating a possible lesbian so he dumped her(Even though he's tried to suck Shane Dawson's cock for a long time). He left her to figure out how to pay her bills since she was stupid enough to quit her job for a dumbass.
When Adrienne and Onision broke up, she made a (lulzy)blog about all his weird shit he did, when they were together(Did you know that when he and Adrienne first made out, he made her wear a mustache? He also faps to hentai[Shiloh confirmed this too]). He got butthurt and started harassing her with voice mails and messages, shit got creepy and lulzy.
Keep listening, shit gets creepier as it goes on.
Greg then got back with Shiloh. Still sore about Adrienne's blog, and that she put the voicemails out on youtube, he decided that running Adrienne's name through the mud was the best way to go, to get back at her, and also for everyone to accept Shiloh again. He told people in his videos that Shiloh had a clean house unlike his ex (Adrienne) who had a very dirty house. When Greg got a bunch of backlash for slandering an ex-girlfriend in an epic display of moar butthurt, he denied ever saying it. He deleted the video in the process to hide the evidence. No-life haters had managed to mirror it, for everyone to see Onision act a bitch.
Girl Attacked By Onision's Devoted Fans
Onision's fans seem to be just like Onision when handling these situations. This story is about two prostitutes who attacked another member in the Onisiondrama army who were butthurt because of Internet issues. Onision's fans, like rabid dogs, once beat the shit out of some girl who was a former fan of Onision, because she disagreed his shit. She made a video about it telling Onision to keep a leash on his fans, then showed bruises when he asked for proof. Then he asked for a "police report" before banning her from all his sites and keeping her from being able to message him.
Taylor E Anderson
Taylor came into the picture as a fangirl of Onision in late 2011 and in September. After one of his break ups with Shiloh, Taylor began to constantly tweet @onision and would persistently post on his website forums, kissing his butt and showing the world her growing obsession with him, constantly referring to him as being the perfect man and saying how she would like to marry him and Skype with him. Stating "Oh the things I would do to Onision". Onision started to reply to her both via his forums and twitter every so often over the next few months although he had gotten back together with Shiloh, that is until their final break up by Late December 2011/early January of 2012. It is believed that they started interacting with one another more, via Skype and other ways of communication. Then they met in person when Onision (secretly) flew down to New Mexico where she lives. He decided to rent a house there and he did until she graduated high school. Because she was only 17 after all. Anyhow, during their short relationship they have so far become engaged and wear rings for one another. (Just like he did with Shiloh.) But it seems to make Taylor feel special, because she likes to tweet pics of her with her ring occasionally. Onision and her have desperately tried to keep their relationship a secret, perhaps because he knows of the backlash he will receive for dating another underage girl and one who seems to be mentally unstable herself being so obsessed with him. Supposedly after her graduation in June she moved in with him, back into his prior house in Seattle. Taylor is now 20, and Onision has begun putting her in his videos and mentioning her on Twitter. Now that he can't be called a freak for fucking a 17 year old, he's taken the relationship public. He also refers to her as "Lainey", which is a probably the shittiest alias ever. He has now successfully knocked up Taylor and created a spawn.
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Moral Controversy Over Facebook Message
In MrRepzion feeling concern of Onision new wife's fate decided to made a video exposing Onision regarding his marriage. The video in question was directed to the parents of his new wife, Taylor, alerting them that Onision were getting married without their knowledge and that she is going behind their back while her hard-working poor father have to pay for her college education. All is well until Onision come across the video, and start shitting bricks. Within a week, he baww profusely to YouTube about it and YouTube removed it to appeased his little dick. Their reasons for removing the video is that it contain "inappropriate content" and thus cannot be restored or reinstated. The original video has since been mirrored numerous times for the lulz, causing Onision's fan to go ballistic to this day.,
To prove his absolute disdain for animals, and also to show his absolute stupidity, Onision decided to let his pet turtle, Reptar, have a horrible excruciating slow death by suffocation, while being boiled alive. While everyone, above the age of 7 knows to poke air holes in containers, and how heat works inside small containers, this is of course not common knowledge by Greg.
—Onision, When he rejoiced over eating meat
ONISION DRAMA VIDEO
On March 5, 2013, our friendly neighborhood Onision put out a video response to "Anonymous" and their exploits on him.
If you didn't want to watch the video, then all you missed out on was Onision victimizing himself because everything is everybody else's fault all the time. This stance was short lived however; quickly turning from helpless, wounded doe, to vicious, epic troll-master making sick burns such as "Nobody in anonymous has a job", and "All anonymous people play World of Warcraft" (Which he added a quick "Nobody even plays it anymore!" jab, disregarding the fact that it has 10 million players. But hey, fuck logic and facts when they oppose your world views, right?). All of this however was garbled and lost as the video took a downward spiral of screaming and emotion. And if you did have the privilege of watching the video, then you probably saw got Onision dressing like a boy the entire time up until near the end where she finally enters the room in her casual attire of yellow-and-red sundress with matching purse and glasses before promptly ripping off his shirt and wallowing in condiments.
All in all, I rate this video a solid meh/10. I honestly cant tell if he's deliberately acting this way to whore for attention, or if he's legitimately this fucking dense and creepy.
Battle With ED
Almost one month after his stance on "Anonymous", our most loveable autistic hero discovered his ED page and became extremely pissed about it. He then went over to his personal website and wrote a large page rebutting every fucking word on his article while slandering ED's good name. When ED admins come over to try to help him solve the problem with his article on Twitter, he proceeded to block them all because he is a big baby and he hated to be proven wrong by them. This proves that Onision has no sense of humor whatsoever. If that is not already enough drama, his whiny fantards come over here to wage a lulzy ten day long pointless edit war with the EDitors and Sysops before being nuked the fuck out of ED all at once for their extreme faggotry. Order is restored back on ED and hilarity ensues. Total casualties from this retarded editing campaign: Nine ED accounts belonging to Onision's whiny fantards defeated and nothing of value was lost.
"Hey Creepy Stalker, Stop Writing My Family Members!"
On April of 2013, it all started when D0NTSTANDSOCL0SET0ME decided to stir up more drama by writing a bunch of mysterious snail mails to Onision's in-laws. His motive for surreptitiously sending these irritating snail mails was most likely being that he wants to save Taylor from Onision like she is some sort of damsel in distress suffering from Stockholm syndrome, which to him, seems to be the case. The letters eventually reached Taylor and she told Onision that she strongly suspected it to be MrRepzion's doing. Onision purposely believed her claim despite having whopping zero evidence to support it because he sees MrRepzion as his mortal enemy just for making 12 videos in the span of four years taking apart his faulty arguments. Like what he did in his "Anonymous" video, he went on to make five videos victimizing himself all in a span of one month while deliberately leaving out logic and facts that oppose his views on MrRepzion. MrRepzion see Onision's video and then uploaded his own video successfully defending himself against Onision's false allegations on May 6, 2013, causing our dear Onision to either making private or unlisted all of his video against MrRepzion out of shame. Immediately after the shitstorm cleared up, D0NTSTANDSOCL0SET0ME's YouTuber account was terminated for harassing, bullying or threatening. What is even more lulzy is following this drama, big YouTube star HappyCabbie happily made a blog documenting this whole incident and justified Onision's actions against MrRepzion (HappyCabbie is returning Onision's favor of giving him a shout-out on YouTube). You can read all about it below.
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How to Troll Onision
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- State that you eat meat (and that you enjoy it).
- Send him a link to one of Epic Meal Time's meat eating videos.
- Prove him wrong- or just disagree with him.
- Ask him why "Smellzyebutt" isn't in his videos anymore.
- Send him a leaked video about him.
- Ask "did you cheat on your ex-wife?"
- Ask about his ex's.
- Ask him why he deletes his videos.
- State that you don't care about any other animal except dogs and cats.
- Use reasoning and logic when confronting him, two things he has absolutely no experience in.
- Criticize him with a valid opinion.
- State that you are circumcised.
- Tell him if he wants a self-diagnosis of his psyche again, he should look up narcissism, since he exhibits enough traits to be diagnosed a high-level-narcissist.
- Post a video online titled "RE:Onision", where you just eat meat through the whole video.
- Have a civil conversation with him in Vidcon after parodying his shit.
- According to TakeShotAction eating a banana actually brings his ego down, maybe because he was jealous of not getting enough cock.
OBZ's encounter with Onision at Vidcon
- The faggot's other channel, where he just respond to image macros that we can react too without making a video about it.
- Archives @ The Wayback Machine
- Onision Tag
- Web: FellFromTheSkye
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