Our fancy: Little Boys
OurFancy is easily one of the shittiest sites clogging up the internet tubes, though it's slightly moar interesting than most because its admins are quite open about their pedophile tendencies. They actually came to ED and wrote an article about how great Ourfancy is, which lasted about three minutes in its original format.
The community is composed primarily of gay 13 year old boys who gather to collectively fap to porn and exchange pictures of each other's weiners. They have sections for useful downloads, cool links, and realistic excuse notes for fat fucks who don't want to go to gym class.
OurFancy is an "anything forum", which in non-geek means a standard black and gold PHP Bulletin Board for posting endless streams of brightly-colored spastic crap that attract sugar-overloaded fat kids with the attention spans of mosquitoes.
Kiddie Fiddlers Trying To Find New Victims
Like any website populated primarily by children, OurFancy has a number of child enthusiasts members. Since most of the users secretly yearn to have their fat, sweating buttocks pried apart and their virginal sphincters reamed by older, more experienced men, pedophile members have been accepted into the community.
—Site dumbfuck "MiniMan".
Pedophiles grooming and fucking little kids equates to "sexual hijinks" on this site. OF site admins keep editing this article to remove any negative "spin" about pedophilia in the name of tolerating known cradle-stalkers, which creates serious cause for concern. In fact, OF is essentially a grooming site where child-fuckers stalk the young and naive. For this reason alone it should be trolled. Hard.
Tales From The Pedoverse
According to this thread (DELETED LOL), OurFancy's server admin Nekow underwent treatment for his loli obsession. Interestingly, that thread was on one of the forums on a previous version of OurFancy, but disappeared after the new version was created. Why does their site keep moving so constantly? What are they hiding? What is the alluded to "loli incident" that happened to them that prevents them from using certain service providers?
Maybe the following will shed some light on the subject:
"A lot of shit has been going of with Nekow. He moved, he is seeing a therapist and he told his mom about his love for loli. And this ass of a therapist has him on heavy anti-psychotic drugs."
He's not on drugs because his therapist has recognized he is a dangerous fantasist who may pose a threat to young girls, he's on anti-psychotics because his therapist is an "ass".
"He has some serious problems. I think it's best if he can leave his obsession and self-loathing involving underage girls behind and move on to lead a productive life."
Probably shouldn't have started this article on ED then.
Nekow replied with:
—Nekow, who doesn't understand why we all have to be so mean to childfuckers
Apparently not very often.
—Nekow, forgetting that he's on meds for a damn reason
This thread sees our brave protagonist embroiled in the Pedos vs. Second Life battle. When Linden Labs was threatened with legal action over aspects of SL that allow users to simulate sexual activity between adults and children, Linden decided it was best to ban child avatars.
—Nekow, insisting that all pervs receive equal representation
So he's a pedo AND a fucking furry.
Ourfancy user 2D has also been vocal in his defense of CP. This thread has him taking the usual pedo stance that any form of censorship, even censoring child porn, is infringing on his civil liberties and (buzzword alert) "FREEDOM":
—2D, standing up for his civil right to fuck little kids
Initially it was a private forum, but at some point they got out of their hugboxes and opened it up to the public, inflicting misery on thousands more retards too stupid to find anything better to do with their already wasted young lives.
OF users have pretensions of rivaling /b/. These days even /b/ only has pretensions of being /b/, so these clowns have no chance.
They will surely fail, for they do not love Mudkips, so fuck 'em!
The Our Fancy Rap
This is an example of the sort of thing that OF members find "funny." May God have mercy on us all.
Epic Fail detected
Yo Nekow, He's a pretty tight dude some people may find him kind of prude but what they don't know is that he will elude And he wants to touch little girls in the uh-oh, here comes the FBI nekows safe he hides with lies if they found his folders oh my oh my I don't care what they say cuz he's still a great guy 2-D, now there's a mother **** if you find him you're out of luck you ask for a favor and he'll want a suck-suck he likes jailbait and he's in to date-rape but don't be late to accept your fate he gets pissed when he has to wait cuz than he'll have to get out his roll of ductape Hey Miniman! He has a big foot fetish I have a weird feeling that he likes to **** lettuce when he sees a hot chick he gets sorta wettish and he wont shut the **** up about 9/11 Miniman is a pretty short guy who gives a **** he's still pretty fly i get creeped out when he ever walks by but at least he ain't a faggot that's shy Zmobie Man! Yeah he's pretty ****in' chill he likes to smoke pot cuz he's so ill he's got a bandana and he's ready to kill he doesn't like shrimp and he don't like krill Yo here's a fun fact, he's a jew! that's somethin' thats kinda sort of new he's got a big dick and really cool shoes he likes the bong and alcohol too! Oh Piggypup! Now there's a sick little man he don't like sex he just ain't a big fan he's connected to the internnet via lan he's the guy who really likes to ****in' spam He draws some weird shit just to **** with you're head your inner child will be quickly dead that's right yall heard what I mother****ing said after this you'll be taking ****ing a truckload of meds DEMON OF YOUR SOUL His name if ****ing opium scum he's a quiet guy he don't really like to run wherever he goes he always is shunned make sure you don't give this mother****er a gun He's a satanist man he wirships the guy he's probably hoping that I will die for making up all these stupid ****ing rhymes but you know what that shit is just alright HENTICK Now this guys a ****ing nazi OH SHIT ZMOBIE WATCH OUT HE KNOWS YOU'RE A JEW FINNERWOO Now this guy real ****in' tight this guy's more epic than the sunni's and shiites he doesn't like grass and he really hates kites some say he's the funniest guy alive He loves the web but has a social life anyone who disagrees answers to his knife he'll never end up with a ****ing wife He's the next grim roeper he just needs a scythe
- Madeleine McCann - Do these people know where she is?
Note- User:MiniMan came to ED from OF just to write this article. He loves the OF site so much he didn't even bother putting in a fucking link to it, because he was too keen to get the article finished and get back to his CP.
The fail at OF is highly contagious and level 6 eHazmat precautions should be taken when trolling the living shit out of the site, to ensure all fail is contained. ED contained the original pile of self-congratulatory internet fuckwit crap that was MiniMan's original article, to protect our sainted readership from fail contamination.
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