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Over 9000

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What!? 9000!?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! or just Over 9,000 was an over-used meme that was started by the Japanese anime show 'Dragonball Z', where characters would use scouters to detect power levels. This meme was cuntpasted many, many times and it's not funny anymore. Some argue that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the new challenger of "at least 100", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND shots...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature.

"Over 9,000" is also recreated in the Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game.

It's Over 9,000! the book was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.

When searching "Over 9000" on TOW, Project Chanology appears as the third hit. No one knows why.

Contents

The Meme

The original meme went something like this:

  • Nappa: VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?
  • Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! *crushes scouter*
  • Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

The Original Scene from Dragon Ball Z

Things that are Over 9000

Things That Are Literally Over 9000

Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica

If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9000.

  • The amount of Jews that Hitler Killed. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews killed sometimes within a single day by Hitler!
  • Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in Phone Books lol.


   
 
At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.
 

 
 

— Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists

Here's the proof.

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Over 9000 penises.

A masterful piece of modern art.

How to use.

You are doing it wrong.

You must have POWA! In this case Marty's power is Less than 9000.

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